Hello everyone! it seems I've been flooded with questions for our host so I've decided to have 2 updates a week so it wont take away from my stories. Keep on sending them in because I wont end this until I've finished my last story for OHHC. thank you all. And this was filmed in front of a live studio audience lol

Zell-Chan: Hello, hello, hello everyone! I hope your in a good mood like I am because were starting off today's show with a little spice! Kait who is a dear friend of mine asks:

Hm 3 What does Kyouya think on all this M rated yaio with Tamaki. if ya get my drift XD

The crowd squeals excitedly as all eyes are on Tamaki and Kyouya.

"What are you talking about?" Kyouya asked with a raised eyebrow.

Zell-Chan: Don't tell me you haven't heard all the stories and rumors about the "relationship" between you and Tamaki?

"I assure you if I was aware of such rumors I would have them promptly squashed." Kyouya deadpanned.

Zell-Chan: (evil grin) Oh this is going to be fun. Oi! Jeff bring in the yaoi!

The beeping of a large industrial sized forklift as it enters the studio carrying a humongous stack of paper can be heard all around as it stops right next to Kyouya and drops the bundle successfully burying his legs in it.

"May I ask what all this is? And who it belongs to so that I may make a few calls." Kyouya says with a glare.

Zell-Chan: (waaaay to happy to piss Kyouya off) Why Kyouya, that's all the stories of you and Tamaki….well all the ones written in English on this side of the world and not written by Renge because we couldn't afford to airlift ALL of the stories of you two.

"Wow Kyouya-Sempai... we didn't know you were so kinky." The twins said in unison as they picked up a very graphic yaoi picture that sent chills down their spines.

"Mommy wouldn't do that to daddy…right?" Tamaki asked a tad scared as Kyouya glared at him.

"Though I cannot control the idiocy of fangirls who have writing and drawing abilities, I can however let the world know that I am not happy about this."Kyoya said through clenched teeth.

Zell-Chan: I hope you know that picture was drawn by a guy.

Kyouya stopped all motion even breathing as he became as pale as Tamaki.

Zell-Chan: lets move on to the next question shall we?

From Lindsay-Chan

I would like to ask 1) Tamaki the meaning of life and 2) Mori the meaning of cake. lol

(groan) Ok I'm going to listen to my CD while you answer this one Tamaki.

"Ahh the meaning of life. Many scholars have fought over the meaning for centuries can be simply answered with one word: love. Love which keeps up together and can heal the most grievous of wounds, love which will lift us up where we belong! As a mere mortal I can only gasp in wonder at how the gods came up with such an idea but I am thankful everyday for it. To wrap your arms around the one you love and know that they are yours and yours alone…." Tamaki rambled on and on and on and ON!

Unaware to the ranting blond the audience and his fellow host had fallen fast asleep except for Kyoya who was calling to enquire about putting hits out on fanfiction writers and artist while also making an appointment for therapy.

"…and that is how I was born and all because of love." Tamaki finished with a dramatic pause.

Zell-chan: (singing) I'm a love addict love addict! (yawn) oh Tamaki are you done? Well I better wake everyone up. WAKE UPPPPPPPP!!!!! Now that I have everyone's attention it is time for Mori to answer his question which I think would much be better suited for his smaller companion but I don't make the questions now do I,(sigh) so what is the meaning of cake?

"…it's sweet." Takashi deadpanned to no one's surprise.

Zell-Chan: If only you weren't type-cast as the stoic and silent character.

"Your telling me." Takashi mumbled to himself.

Zell-Chan: Alright wow OO seems we have a lot of questions from fightingpheonix36 who wrote:

Okay, I would like to express my undying love for...well, every single one of the hosts to be completely honest. And as for questions, hm...

1. Hikaru and Kaoru, do you think the two of you will ever get married? And I don't mean to each other, just to clarify.

2. Mori, have you ever had to make some kind of speech or oral presentation in front of a class?

3. Hunny, do you have any cavities or do you just brush really well?

4. Tamaki, what are you thinking at the moment? Does it involve Haruhi? Or something having to do with "commoners"?

5. Haruhi, If your debt was randomly completely gone right now, would you stay in the host club?

6. Kyouya, when is the last time you hugged someone?

Wow that's a lot of questions. Lets answer them in order so first Hikaru, Kaoru?

"I never really thought about getting married to be honest." Hikaru said nodding his head as he thought about it.

"I doubt there are two women in this world that could tell us apart anyway." Kaoru chuckled as his brother and himself glances Haruhi's way.

"I'm happy with just holding my brother on cold lonely nights." Hikaru crooned earning a blush from Kaoru and a squeal from the audience.

Zell-Chan: We need the medics again! Heesh their acting like they haven't seen two guys act all gay before, lets start a brotherly love counter to see how many brotherly love scenes we witness before this things is through it would be interesting to see if nosebleeds increase or decrease the more scenes are shown. Ok now for Mori's question. Have you ever had to make a speech or oral presentation?

"…No." Takashi deadpanned yet again.

Zell-Chan: I feel for you man I really do. Now Hunny! Any cavities?

"Well I had one before that heart really bad and made it so I couldn't eat any sweets, but its filled up and I've been brushing extra good so I don't get another one." Hunny chirped with a big smile earning an awe from the audience.

Zell-Chan: Well wasent that cute. -- ugh….ok Tamaki what are you thinking right now and does it involve Haruhi or commoners?

"I was just thinking how scary the thoughts of these fangirls really are." Tamaki says somewhat to himself as his eyes widen and he shakes from reading one of the fanfictions that have fallen from Kyoya's side to his.

"Will you stop reading this smut!" Kyoya glared ripping the paper from Tamaki.

"Oh my god! This is how fanfiction starts!" Tamaki all but cried as he runs off to a corner.

Zell-Chan: Is it bad that I like him all scared like that? Well anyway lets move on to Haruhi's question. If your debt was completely gone would you stay in the host club?

"Hmm, I doubt my debt would ever go away since Kyoya-sempai always finds reasons to add to it but…I think I would stay in the host club. I've grown quite accustomed to it and it would be such a hassle trying to stay away from these guys." Haruhi says in her usual natural charming way.

"Aww my darling daughter never wants to leave daddys side!!!" Tamaki chirps as he grabs Haruhi and hugs her tight spinning in circles.

"Did you hear that Hikaru?"

"I did Kaoru, she said it would be a hassle trying to stay away from us. That can only mean she's fallen for us." Hikaru teased.

"What I meant was that I know even if I did leave the club you all would never stop bothering me." Haruhi deadpanned in her usual way crushing the boys utterly.

Zell-Chan: (laughing her butt off) Well it seems like our host are going to all but cry. So lets end our show with the final question: Kyoya when was the last time you hugged someone?

"Judging by these fanfictions it seems I don't hug I just molest and …my god! Do girls really think of this stuff?" Kyoya said with disgust and slight interest as he turned the pages to another fanfiction.

Zell-Chan: oh yes, yes we do. And here's our final question for the day coming from

1FujiEijiLover who wrote:

This question is for Kaoru, One of my friends is obsessed with you. And, she told me to tell you can she have your autograph as I want one too.

Will you fulfill this simple request?

"I guess so." Kaoru says with surprised smile as he signs two pieces of paper.

"When did you become more popular than me?" Hikaru asks in shock.

"Don't blame me Hikaru I never meant to hurt you!" Kaoru croons as he holds his brother close.

"It's ok Kaoru, I know that your mine and mine alone." Hikaru says as he cups his brothers chin.

Zell-Chan: Medics!!! You know what just stay out here because I'm going to kill the next girl who nose bleeds on my shoe! That goes for you to mister! -- Allright that's the end of todays show and lets check the newly installed brotherly love counter

BROTHERLY LOVE SCENES: 3

NOSEBLEEDS: 234

DEATHS: 3

Wow great job you two! (claps) well keep sending in your questions and I'll keep the host here to answer them. Tune in next time when we answer questions sent in by gigi0203 ,daftdanielle,and xxkrystalmethxx on

ASK A HOST!!!

"Tamaki I'm not going to do that to you." Kyoya yells sternly as Tamaki holds up a particular risqué picture of them both as the credits roll.

"It's only right that mommy pleases daddy!"

Zell-Chan: I love my job, see you next time! (waves)