Hello again everyone just want you to know I am posting the questions in the order I received them and if they go along with each other so be patient because I will write you to let you know when your question will be answered
Zell-Chan: Konnichiwa everyone and welcome yet again to "Ask A Host". As you may remember the last episode ended with me running for my life from a smiling demon lord, but I have come back with a vengeance…and a sugar rush which makes me unafraid of anyone!
"We'll see about that." Kyoya muses.
ZelL-Chan: Yeah,yeah,yeah Mr.Uke. Lets get this party started! Our first question is from XxkrystalmethxX who writes:
my question is to the twins please marry me LOL and why do you believe mind games are fun other than the obvious?
I should make it known that the host have pre-declined all marriage proposals (except Tamaki) but you will still receive a puppy or kitten of your choice and a chocolate chip cookie from our sponsor "Cookies And Cuties R' Us." Please wait 10 to 15 business days for the delivery as the twins answer your question .
"Now why in the world would we play mind games?" Kaoru ask's as the picture of pure innocence.
"Even if we did it wouldn't be fun because of the game but because it's a Baka playing." Hikaru chuckled earning a snicker from Kaoru.
"Don't even try to act innocent you lecherous leeches!" Tamaki yells dramatically.
"And as you can see he's our resident Baka." The twins say in unison causing the audience to laugh and Tamaki to go to a corner.
Zell-Chan: Poor, poor Tamaki…. now on with our next question from Sen-Saruwatari who writes:
Big Fan of Twins Here! I love having to be the only one to
tell
them apart. It's so much fun watching others get confused by who is
who; but
I know. -
For Hikaru and Kaoru: Have they ever met, have been related to, or are
reincarnations of Fred and George Weasley?
For All the hosts but Haruhi cuz this is an odd question for
"HIM"winks:What is your ideal girlfriend/wife? (Note: YOu can not
choose
everybody Tamaki. The costumers would have problems sharing!!
Why is there no Hunni/Haruhi stories? Is Haruhi not good enough for
you
Hunni? Is Hunni not good enough for ya Haruhi?
For all, who was your first kiss and how did you feel about it? If you
still
haven't had your first kiss than who would you wish for your first kiss
to be?
(MUST ANSWER QUESTION KYOUYA! Don't you dare say that "It's not of
your
buseness or I'll send you by Flaming Masrhmallow men to attack and burn
all
your profits! evil grin It's not like I haven't done it before.)
Last question: What is your plans after High school? Do you all plan
to go
to the same college and make a Host Club there?
Ohh good questions. So are you two related to the potter hotties?
"Those English twits!" Hikaru yelled angrily.
"Calm down Hikaru. We met them once when our family had a fashion show in London…lets just say it didn't turn out well." Kaoru said sadly.
"They were high off their butts and thought they had magical powers!" Hikaru was livid.
"They ran at us with sticks and ended up having to be escorted away by security when they were about to set the fashion show on fire because some he-who-must-not-be-named was there." Kaoru remembered with a shiver.
Zell-Chan: O…..k um…lets move on. So let's find out what everyone's (except Haurhi) ideal wife or girlfriend would be.
"She has to be smart and patient. I don't think I would be able to stand another Baka in my life." Kyoya deadpanned.
"She should be able to tell the difference between us and let us play with her anytime we want." The twins said in unison with a snicker sending a wink Haruhi's way.
"I know the difference!"
"You can play with me all the time!" Random girls shout in the audience.
Zell-Chan: Ladies settle down before I have you all chained to your seats!
"Kinky" Hikaru muses making more fangirls faint.
Zell-Chan: --You two are so paying the medical bills for this! Tamaki, Hunny,Mori what's your ideal girlfriend or wife?
"She would have hair the color of chocolate and anytime her eyes fall on me I would feel like I'm floating among the stars as I realize just how lucky I am to have her as mine.We would have lots and lots of children and she would welcome me with open arms and make fresh bento boxes for me before work." Tamaki crooned causing an awe across the crowd.
"She would be sweet like cake and nice, she wouldn't see me as a little kid." Hunny chirped with a nostalgic smile.
Zell-Chan: Aww that's so cute I really hope you find that special "girl" (winks at Haruhi) So Tamaki what is your ideal girlfriend/wife like?
"…cute." Takashi deadpanned causing some fainting among his shy followers.
Zell-Chan: So the next question seems to be why there are no Haruhi/Hunny stories. (for your info you can find some on lol) Is Hunny really not good enough for you Haruhi? And is Haruhi not good enough for you Hunny?
Both teens questioned looked at each other with a confused look on their face.
"I have no problems with Hunny-Sempai…what kind of stories are there supposed to be between us?" Haruhi asked wondering if Hunny had the answer.
The blond boy merely smiled and bounced over giving Haruhi a kiss to the cheek much to the anger of the twins and Tamaki who watched with glares.
"I like Haru-Chan! I can wait till she's old enough." Hunny said somewhat darkly witch sent a shiver to everyone around except Haruhi who just didn't get stuff like that.
Zell-Chan: I'll take your word on that…ok so the next question is how was your first kiss everyone? And it seems Kyoya must answer or flaming…marshmallow men will attack his profits.
"Even if I did believe in flaming marshmallow men I still refuse to answer." Kyouya says in a somewhat threatening tone.
Suddenly a large grown is heard in the audience as out comes a flaming marshmallow man holding Ootori stock in his hands!
"You've got to be kidding me." Kyoya sighs as he dials a number on his cell phone and suddenly police drop from the ceiling and extinguish the marshmallow man successfully removing the Ootori stock from his hands.
Zell-Chan: I'll take that as a no comment then?
"If you want to continue this circus of a show then yes." Kyoya glared.
Zell-Chan: -- (mumbles) that's the last time I get you laid in a het fanfiction you ungrateful..&&$...thats it yaoi here I come and I'm bringing an Ootori with me. (suddenly realizes yet again she is still on camera) well could we expect any less from the great Ootori heir! (nervous giggle) Now lets ask Haruhi how his first kiss was.
"I guess it was ok even though it wasn't really planned. I think I would have preferred that it was someone of my choosing instead of someone I barely knew." Haruhi said ending with a glare towards Kyoya and Tamaki who started crying and running to his corner yet again.
Zell-Chan: (asking a producer) can we get a little snack over there for him or maybe some crayons or something? Because I have a feeling he's going to be in that corner a lot throughout this show. Ok! Now let's ask the lovable devilish twins if they had their first kiss and how was it.
"Hmm I don't think we've had our first kiss yet." Kaoru says after thinking about it a bit.
"That is unless you count last night." Hikaru coo's as he holds his brother's chin in his hand.
"But Hikaru I thought you said you weren't going to say anything." Kaoru blushes.
Zell-Chan: -- THAT'S IT! ANSWER THE QUESTION OR SO HELP ME GOD YOU TWO WILL BE LUCKY TO BE IN YURI FICS BY THE TIME I'M DONE!
"We haven't had our first kiss ma'am. We would like it to be with someone we both like" Hikaru an Kaoru say in unison as they shiver in fear from the angered hostess.
Kyoya on the other hand takes down some notes with a smirk.
Zell-Chan: Now that was easy wasn't it On to the oldest of the group. I'm quite curious to know if either of you have had your first kiss.
"I never had my first kiss, but I want it to be with a sweet a cute girl!" Hunny chimed earning an awe from the audience.
Takashi however sat silent and unmoving as everyone in the audience including his fellow host stared at him wanting to know if he ever kissed a girl causing said stoic man to sweat nervously.
"…no." Was all he said as everyone nodded in understanding causing him to breath a sigh of relief from all the attention.
Zell-Chan: Cant expect any less now can we (giggle) alright now Takashi…have you kissed a girl and if you haven't who would you want it to be with?
"Alass this mere prince has not found the princess to which he can bestow his first kiss. I do hope it will be with a princess who I can love for years to come." Tamaki says smoothly as he winks at the audience causing some to swoon.
Zell-Chan: Well that was entertaining (rolls eyes) Ok now to answer the last question: What do you all plan to do after highschool?
There seemed to be a sudden hush amongst the host as they seemed to think and Tamaki opened and closed his mouth like a gaping fish without any words coming out. It was obvious they never thought about what life would be after highschool.
"It doesn't really matter what happens after we graduate…" Haruhi interjected after a long moment of thought causing all the host to look at her with confusion and hurt on their faces.
"…we may go to different colleges or even leave the country but if we really want to stay friends something as silly as distance wont stop us. I already know distance means nothing to these guys and I'm expecting a lot of calls and surprise visits after highschool." Haruhi said with a tinge of finality in her voice because she knew they would never EVER leave her alone even if she moved away.
"Oh Haruhi!" Tamaki squealed as he rushed over to her with arms opened wide only to be stopped by the twins hugging her first causing an argument to in sue.
Zell-Chan: Well wasn't that refreshing? That's the end of today's episode and I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. Now I must be off to get some yaoi for Tamaki, keep sending in your questions and remember to:
ASK A HOST!
As the credits roll Kyoya can be seen grabbing Tamaki with a glare.
"Why do you want yaoi?" He asks with a tensed expression on his face.
"Well if Daddy wants to be a good seme he has to do research." Tamaki smiles.
"SEME! Zell-Chan my dear hostess would you care to explain this?"
"It's pretty simple…you're the bottom Mr.Uke." Zell grins only to falter as she see's Kyoya came a phone call.
Zell is seen running away from Kyoya's police force screaming for her life.