I was a tad confuzzled when reading the questions left in the review page so i'm sorry if i skipped anyone and dont worry i will try to rectify and make sure i dont miss anyone elses questions

Zell-Chan: (stands triumphantly on the bodies of Ootori police) By the power of all that is fangirl I am triumphant!

"Please be quiet and do your job." Kyoya snaps.

Zell-Chan: Somone's a tad grumpy heesh. (gets off the bodies and mumbles a thanks for their participation as they get up and dust off their clothes commenting how they love the show.) Ok welcome everyone again to yet another episode of ask a host. As always I'm your host Zell-Chan and our first questioner of the day is Simplelovex Who wrote this after the first chapter but it seems I missed it and I'm terribly sorry. Simplelovex wrote:

My first question goes to Kyouya- tries not to noseblood

If i was an heiress to a huge company, and you had a choice between marrying me or Haruhi, who would you chose ? has hopeful eyes

[also, i dislike KyoTama. I can't imagine seeing you with Tamaki D:

Now Hunny-

Have you killed someone by accident with your karate skills ?

For Hikaru&Kaoru-

What is your favorite cosplay from the Host club ?

To Haruhi-

Did you cry when you had to cut your long hair because of the gum ?

Tamaki-

Would you rather have peace or love in the world ?

Mori-

Hello:D

"I thought I made it clear that all marriage proposals would be turned down when asked. Obviously you are not a heiress for a huge company otherwise your upbringing would teach you better than to ask such a simple question. I however am thankful you have enough sanity to see that me and Tamaki are nothing but friends." Kyouya says straight and to the point which causes a cold wind chill to cover the audience.

Zell-Chan: Heesh it was just a question, someone needs a hug. (pouts)

"Touch me and I assure you pain will fallow"

Zell-Chan: o0 okie dokie moving on…now Hunny have you ever killed anyone with your karate skills?

"Karate is about self defense not murder…" Hunny answers darkly.

Zell-chan:……OO

"…why would anyone think I could kill someone?" Hunny pouts as tears form in his eyes which makes Mori shake Bun-Bun in front of him to calm him down.

Zell-Chan: Sooo kawaiii For shame! thinking that Hunny could hurt a fly (shakes head in shame) So Hikaru and Kaoru what is your favorite cosplay from the host club?

"Twin angels on halloween." The twins grin.

"That's when we got to dress Haruhi up as a witch and she danced with us." Kaoru smiles.

"Though I must say you looked a lot better out of the costume then in it Kaoru." Hikaru whispers as he cups his brothers chin.

"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" A random fangirl screams as she literally dies from blood loss.

Zell-Chan: -- I hope she signed the "nosebleed" waver when she bought her ticket. (sighs) So Haruhi did you cry when you cut your long hair because of the gum?

"Why would I cry over something like that? It's easier for me to take care of it now that it's shorter anyway." Haruhi answers with a shrug.

"Haruhi-Kun had long hair!! Eeek! I bet he was a god!" Renge screams as she starts drawing fanart.

Zell-Chan: Remember all fanart and fanfiction produced during this show must give 50 to the club and 30 to me. (watches renge nod and continue drawing like a mad woman..which she is) Ok now for the most rhetorical question in the world…-- so Tamaki would you rather have peace or love in the world?

"Oh my darling hostess isn't it obvious that if there is love in the world there will always be peace?" Tamaki sparkles.

Zell-Chan: (glares almost as cold as Kyoya) Just get on with it we don't have all day!

"You see if there was more love in the world we would all be embracing right now! The world would know of the host club and we would tour spreading our good looks all around for all to see and maybe…just maybe change the world." Tamaki suddenly gets a fire in his eyes.

"Here he goes again…" The twins sigh as they get some popcorn and watch Tamaki's tirade.

"YES! If we toured the world spreading our love all around we could bring peace and no longer would we bear the burden of being the few who see true beauty around us! We will bring about an end to violence! An end to INJUSTICE! WE COULD UNITE ALL RACES AND DESTROY THE BRIDGES OF HATE AND ANGER!"

"We would also loose respect, our fortunes, and be shunned by the world which thrives on differences and unrest." Kyoya deadpans causing Tamaki to crumble and float away to his corner.

Zell-Chan: Clean up isle 10! Someone please get a dustpan to pick up Tamaki. Now for Mori…hello .

Mori raises and eyebrow questioningly.

"…hello."

Zell-Chan: as thorough as ever Takashi. now on to our next questioner is hannahsheep who writes:

Alright, I've got a question!

It's for everyone:

What is your most memorable moment in your life? (so far)

Why do I have the feeling that this will not end well? Let's start off with…(see's Tamaki raising his hand energetically)….Hunny!

"My most memorable moment is when I had my first piece of cake when I was 5 years old. It was strawberry crème with little chocolate swirls." Hunny all but drools at the memory.

Zell-Chan: aww? Ok next memorable moment…(Tamaki is now on his chair raising his hand)…Takashi!

"…When I met Mitsukuni."

Everyone in the audience awe's and applauds the sheer cuteness of the statement as Hunny hugs Mori who is obviously embarrassed.

Zell-Chan: That was sweet next is….(Tamaki is now making puppy dog eyes) …Haruhi!

" It wouldn't be right for me to label one moment in my life as the best so far because then they would constantly be replaced. I think I've had a great life so far though." Haruhi answers straight to the point.

"Isn't my daughter so insightful!" Tamaki croons.

Zell-Chan: I think that was a reasonable answer Now let's ask (Tamaki has stood up and is right in front of zell's face) Hikaru and Kaoru!

"The day I saw my brother blush for the first time." Hikaru whispers while looking into Kaoru's eyes.

"The day you gave me a reason to blush…Hikaru."

"Kaoru.."

"Hikaru…" They whisper.

Zell-Chan: I'm all for yaoi but this is just getting annoying --. Alright why don't you go Tamaki.

Tamaki looks up after giving into the fact he would never get called.

"Me?"

Zell-Chan: Is there any other Tamaki here? Hurry up and answer before I change my mind.

"The most memorable moment in my life so far is when I was 5 and my father was visiting my mother in France. I was coming back from school and I saw them hugging. There was so much love in just that simple gesture that I decided then and there to make it my mission to bring love into the world." Tamaki says somewhat dreamily causing everyone to look at him weird.

Zell-Chan: …wow Tamaki, that was …sweet. I think I misjudged you and for that I'm sorry.

"I believe that was an episode of the soap opera Lovers Love Lane that you love watching so much Tamaki." Kyoya deadpans with a smirk.

"..Oh yeah your right Kyoya. Well then I guess the most memorable moment in my life is when I watched that show. It's so dramatic!"

Zell-Chan: -- I take back what I said. Tamaki, you're an idiot. (sighs) Ok last but not least Kyoya!

"The most memorable moment in my life is when I met Tamaki actually."

Zell-Chan: 00 Really?!

"Yes. Before then I did not have constant headaches nor did I suddenly have 3 kids and earn the nickname Mommy." Kyoya answers with a tad bit of resentment.

"Mommy you have headaches! Let daddy give you a massage!"

"Don't touch me. I refuse to give idiotic fangirls anymore reasons to believe were more than friends."

Zell-Chan: Well that was exciting! Tune in next time when we answer more of your questions on:

ASK A HOST!!!!!

Brotherly love scenes: 8

Nosebleeds: 498

Deaths: 13

Zell-Chan: 00 Wow you two seem to be on a roll!

" The bad part is we don't even have to try." Hikaru chuckles.

"I do feel bad so many girls are dying because of us." Kaoru says worridly.

"If they cant stand the heat then they shouldn't be looking ne Kaoru?" Hikaru says pushing his brother down on a couch.

Zell-Chan: (gets a firehose and sprays the twins) Down boys down!

"Oh my god their wet eeek!!!!!!!" Fangirls all around start screaming and blood is starting to fill the room.

"What have you done!" Hikaru screams at Zell.

"Don't you know our brotherly love is most powerful when you add water?!" Kaoru says as he hides behind his brother.

Zell-Chan: I didn't know I didn't know! (ushers the host out of the studio and runs for her life as girls and some boys are dropping left and right from lack of blood) see you all next time! (waves and continues running)