Hello everyone! missed me? . well it seems many people are being pushy and telling me to hurry up and answer their questions without realizing that MANY people have questions waiting to be answered before theirs. Have patience everyone I'm answering questions in the order I received them and you can look at the review pages and check for yourselves. Also it has come to my attention that I need to make a rule about the questions that I thought I wouldn't have to. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS PERTAINING TO SOMETHING HAPPENING IN ANOTHER OHSHC FANFIC! I'm basing the responses on the personalities of the host club in the anime and manga not in other fanfics. Now that is off my chest on with the show!

Zell-Chan: (very monotone and glum) W-Welcome back to ask a host. I-I-I'm your hostess Zell-Chan. A-As you might remember last episode ended with my rude, and purely unfounded assumptions of the relationship between Tamaki Suoh and the great, handsome, charming (grits teeth) powerful, and all knowing Kyouya Ootori. I apologize for my actions as they do not represent the thoughts of this station which is sponsored by the Ootori group.

"I accept your apology dearest Zell-Chan" Kyouya smirks.

Zell-Chan: T-Thank you Kyouya-…

Kyouya clears his throat threatingly.

Zell-Chan: …Sama -- Lets continue with our first questioner junrinantwinnumber2 who wrote:

1. Hikaru and Kaoru - Do you ever wish that the two of you weren't twins?

2. Haruhi - Do you feel better pretending to be a guy or just being a girl?

3. Tamaki - What would you do if Haruhi was a guy?

4. Hunny - What would you do once you graduate from school?

5. Kyouya - What's the grade of your glasses? Is it high?

6. Mori - What is your life story?

Thank you for your wonderful questions. (mumbles curses under her breath) lets have the twins answer first.

"Why wouldn't we want to be twins!" Hikaru yells outraged.

"But Hikaru…if we weren't twins…we could be together openly." Kaoru blushes teary eyed.

"Oh Kaoru…I don't care if we are twins I'll confess my love for you to anyone who will hear."

"Hikaru…"

"Kaoru…"

Both wince and close their eyes waiting to be yelled at by the hostess but blink in surprise when she is quiet.

"Zell-Chan?" They both ask in unison.

Zell-Chan: (glaring at Kyoya) That was a beautiful answer you two. Now for the question for Haruhi.

"Uh..Zell-Chan are you ok?" Haruhi asked puzzled.

Zell-Chan: (clenching her fist and shaking in contained rage) just peachy! Answer the damn question!

Haruhi gulps a little.

"Well…I never pretend to be anything. I just don't care what people think I am so it doesn't bother me if they think I'm a boy or girl." Haruhi shrugs.

"Haruhi-Kun! How dare anyone think you're a girl! You're all man!" A random fangirl shouts.

All the host except Kyoya who is smiling to himself look at the hostess waiting for her usual outburst which doesn't come.

"Zell-Chan are you ok? What did Kyo-kun say to you?" Hunny asks innocently sending a glance Kyoya's way.

Zell-Chan: (snappy) I'M FINE! Let's just move on to the next question and continue on with the show NE?!

Hunny cries and hides behind Tamaki.

Zell-Chan: Tamaki+Haruhi with a wee-wee. Answer!

Tamaki visibly gulps.

"Uh…well my lovely hostess…." Tamaki says as an idea pops into his head in the hopes of returning their lovable hostess.

"Gender means nothing to me. I believe I could fall in love with a man as easily as I could fall in love with a woman. I've already researched male love material and know I am definitely suited for a seme role with a handsome brunette who I hold close bonds with. So if it happened to Haruhi then I would grasp him and whisper sweet nothings as I would any love of my life." Tamaki answers dramatically.

The studio audience is stunned silent and all eyes are on the hostess who literally has steam running out of her ears.

"Zell-Chan remember our deal." Kyoya warns.

"So you the reason she's acting so weird!" The twins accuse.

"What did you do to Zell-Chan?! She never snaps at me!" Hunny asks darkly.

Kyoya ignored them and continues to stare at Zell who is shaking in frustration and trying to keep her mouth shut.

"Remember our deal. If you act out now it's off!" Kyouya warns with finality.

A wickedly creepy smile crosses Zell's face as her eyes become shadowed and she looks at everyone beaming.

Zell-Chan: You know what Ootori…KISS IT! (everyone gasps and she just continues) I will not become some little meek mouse who listens to what ever you say in the hopes of getting just a glance at your rich ! cheese wheel! I'm a fangirl…no FANQUEEN for heavens sakes! I will not change who I am in order to appease your pride. So if I say you are better bent over a chair by Blondie over there then just take it! Your freaking Kyoya Ootori your powerful, hot, rich, and intimidating. What could you possibly have to fear from my opinions?! It's not like what I say matters and if you were secure with your sexuality it wouldn't bother you so I'm going to stay my loud, opinionated, crude, and perverted self and you'll just have to deal with it!

There is a silence throughout the studio as everyone just gapes at her in shock. The first to break the silence is Renge who stands up and claps slowly causing the whole audience to fall in line until applause is heard around. That is until the twins burst into laughter.

"She told Kyoya sempai to kiss it!" Kaoru snickers in tears holding on to his side.

"Bent over a chair by Tamaki-Sempai hah!" Hikaru chuckles as him and his twin fall to the ground in tears.

"Good to see you are back my dear hostess." Tamaki smiles knowingly at Zell who appreciatively smiles back.

Zell-Chan: Now that everything is back to normal lets move on to the next question for Hunny what do you plan to do after you graduate?

"I want to go to culinary school so I can make cake but I'll come back to run my family's dojo until my brother is old enough to." Hunny smiles happily.

Zell-Chan: Well that's sweet but I shouldn't expect any less from Mitsukuni Haninozuka! Our next questions is for….-- Kyoya. What is the grade of you glasses?

Kyoya merely smirks at Zell-Chan and takes his glasses off nonchalantly.

"100 grade AAA+++ Prada. No lower grade would do." Kyoya answers to the point.

Zell-Chan: hmm I would expect no less. So now for the last question! Mori what is the story of your life? (leans in intent on listening)

"…." Mori looks at Hunny pleadingly.

"It's ok Takashi you don't have to be shy." Hunny reassures the taller man.

"…I was born a year after Mitsukuni, I'm his cousin." Mori deadpans with a slight blush.

A few of the shyer fangirls in the audience and one camera man faint after awing Mori.

"That's not fair! When did Mori-Sempi have that power!" The twins yell.

Zell-Chan: Well he's the stallion of the host club what do you expect? I think you did an awesome job Mori and one of these days we're not going to be able to shut you up. (wink) Ok that's all for today seeing as our main cameraman has fainted and should be out for a few hours. Remember to keep sending in your questions to

ASK A HOST!

As the credits role Kyoya stealthily pulls Zell-Chan to the side.

Zell-Chan: Hey! What are you doing?!

Kyoya leans over Zell-chan trapping her between him and a wall.

Zell-Chan: (gulp) Kyoya?

"I have to admit you did make a solid point throughout your rambling." Kyoya smirks pushing his glasses up only inches away from zell's face.

Zell-Chan: (blushing) um…t-t-thank y-y-yyou.

"However because you broke off our deal of remaining unbiast and un-fangirlish for a shower picture of the host club I hope you accept the penalty." Kyoya whispers against her skin.

Zell-Chan: (shuddering) w-w-w-what's the penalty?

"Me walking away and it eating you up inside." Kyoya chuckles as he backs off and walks out of the studio leaving a gaping and furious Zell-Chan.

"Fangirls attack!" Zell screams only to chuckle as a thud and a masculine grunt is heard from Kyoya's direction.

Zell-Chan: That's a warning to all evil bishonen. Never mess with a fangirl. see you next time on

ASK A HOST!!!!!

(waves)