I had extra time today and guess what! I HAVE A JOB NOW! I won't say the name but it rhymes with kc denny lol. So savor this my fans for this shall be a rare occurrence. now on with the show.

Zell-Chan: Hello everyone! I decided I would do another episode today after having a cake eating contest with Hunny and let's just say I'm on a cosmic sugar rush! wooooo !

"Please tell me I don't act like that after cake!" Hunny pouts as Mori vehemently shakes his head no.

Zell-Chan: (pumping fist in the air) oh yeah!!!!!!! Time for another set of questions this time from TLHauthoress who wrote:

First off I must compliment you so much for how incredibly awesome this is! How did you come up with it? Anyway, I have a few questions for the hosts.

1. Hunny, you are the cutest host ever and have inspired me to act cute and innocent rather than being mean. What is your favorite sweet?

2. Haruhi, as much as I know that Tamaki is annoying and bothersome, why don't you try to use reverse psych on him and act all bubbly and daughter-like? I'm not sure if he'll leave you alone- cuz he's so delusional- but it's worth a shot.

3. Kyouya, have you ever thought about contacts and what would happen if your laptop's hard drive crashed? Would you have a back-up saved somewhare?

4. Tamaki, I know that you think of Haruhi as a daughter when others are around but you bviously have a crush on her. Will you ask her out already?!

5. Hikaru and Karou, you two are my ultimate favorite hosts when it comes to personalities. If I had a twin, we'd probably act like you two do, without the over-dramatization of the brotherly love. Anyway, this is slightly random but can either of you sing? And singing in the shower doesn't count.

6. Mori, the ever silent one, what is your favorite host activity?

7. For all the hosts, have you ever considered going to America? If yes, do you believe that you would be able to affect the female population as you do in Japan?

OO wow that's a lot of questions. I guess I'll answer first. I came up with this after a lot of pocky and blackmail. lol so why don't we have Hunny answer your question for him.

"Wow I never thought I'd inspire someone thanks! And I don't have a favorite sweet. I like all sweets like cake and chocolates and Turkish delights and fudge..mmmmm" Hunny murmurs as he goes into lala land full of yummy sugary sweets.

Zell-Chan: Aww isint that cute…ok now he's drooling on Usa-Chan. Clean up seat five! (watches as some stage men wipe the drool from the daydreaming blond and go back to their places) ok the next question is for Haruhi! So why not use some reverse psych on Tamaki?

"Reverse psychology on works on sane people and I'm afraid Tamaki-Sempai is delusional with trying to be my father." Haruhi deadpans.

"My darling Haruhi called me her father!" Tamaki croons.

"She called you delusional" The twins deadpan only to roll their eyes as Tamaki dances around on stage.

"He only hears what he wants to and when he starts dancing even reality can't stop him." Kyoya informs the group.

Zell-Chan: (laughing nervously) Well it seems the next question is for Kyoya but um I think I should hand you these back first. It seems my friend becca was a bit too rough with you last episode. (Hands Kyoya a bundle of black satin)

"I was wondering where these were…may I ask how she ever achieved to remove them intact with my pants still on?"

Zell-Chan: (nods sagely) Such is the power of fangirl. I hope were even now cuse you did kinda deserved it.

"I assume that we are even, but I would like to invest in training some of these fangirls. They are quite lethal and if they worked for my family's police force I believe they would be a great asset." Kyoya says while pushing his glasses up with a glare.

Zell-Chan: I'll have my people call your people and we'll do lunch. Now time for you to answer the question for you. Have you ever thought of contacts and do you have a back up in case your laptop driver crashed?

"I have tried contacts before but I felt…naked. (pushed glasses up) and I would be stupid if I didn't have a backup. Besides I have 10 laptops that copy the information I send to any of them so it one were to crash I could throw it away and use my other ones." Kyoya says nonchalantly.

Zell-Chan: (rolls eyes sarcasticly) Oh we wouldn't want you to feel naked now would we. (hears some fangirls swoon and sighs in annoyance as the medic team revives them) Ok now for Tamaki! So why don't you ask Haruhi out? (grins evily)

"Well I never thought about it before…" Turns to Haruhi.

"Haruhi…would you like to accompany daddy out for a father daughter dinner?"

A loud smack is heard throughout the studio as many people hit their foreheads at Tamaki's stupidity.

Zell-Chan: (rubbing her now sore head) Just when you thought it was safe to be blond he has to ruin it for people again (sigh). So our next question is for the twins who I know will answer using more of their brain then a worm. So do either of you sing?

"Kaoru can sing wonderfully." Hikaru grins as puts his arm around his brothers' neck.

"Hikaru?" Kaoru questions with a slight blush.

"When you giggle at night. When you whisper my name. When you make those cute little sounds in our bed, it's like a symphony." Hikaru purrs while holding his brothers chin.

Fangirls start dropping like flies and ….even the producer of the show is in a blood depleted coma.

Zell-Chan: (quickly stifling her nosebleed) I have to say that was your best performance yet! (Applaudes)

"Is that blood under your nose?" The twins ask in unison with a triumphant grin.

Zell-Chan: (defensivly) No it's not! I just had a hot dog it's ketchup that all! (The twins laugh and high five each other) Whatever! Lets just move on! (pouting and blushing at getting caught with her nosebleeding) So Mori what is your favorite host club activity?

"Meeting new customers." Mori deadpans.

Zell-Chan: aww you can be so cute when you want to be looks like Hunny is rubbing off on you. (see's Mori look away and blush while Hunny smiled brightly) awww super kawaiii eeee! Ok before I get too carried away let's answer the last question from TLH-authoress that is for everyone. So have you all ever thought about going to America and do you think you would have the same effect on American girls?

"I've gone to America on a few occasions for family business…there really isin't much of a difference except Americans don't squeal so much." Kyoya says with a glare from his glasses.

"I have thought about going to America just so I may bless the princess's there with my beauty." Tamaki croons.

"Eh I don't think anyone would understand us in America." Hikaru sighs.

"Girls over there don't know fashion and never get nosebleeds over us!" Kaoru says outraged.

"They have pretty large cakes in America." Hunny chirps.

"I've done research about law schools in America. I might go there after I graduate if I don't get into any schools here." Haruhi mutters off handedly causing Tamaki and the twins to surround her and plead for her to stay.

Zell-Chan: (smirks) so Mori you haven't answered. Ever thought about going to America? and do you think you'd have the same effect on girls there?

"….Hai." Mori deadpans leaving a confused hostess.

Zell-Chan: so you have thought about going to America and you think you would have the same effect on girls there?

"…Hai."

Zell-Chan: Well I would have to agree you do fit the ideal tall, dark, and handsome aspect most girls want in America. You might even be considered sexier then the rest of the host club (laughs)

All the host glare at Zell evily.

Zell-Chan: (rubs her head nervously and apologetically) ok well..thats all for

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keep sending in your questions and next episode is a special treat because I will be reading some yaoi smut to Tamaki and Kyoya!

"What?!" Kyoya and Tamaki yell in unison

Zell-Chan: (walks away innocently whistling)

"May I have a word with you pertaining the next episode my dear hostess." Kyoya says with a frightening smile.

Zell-Chan: nuh-uh (waves) bye all I got some smut to search through (runs as she is chased by Ootori guards) seeyah next time on

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