I'M SOOO SORRY!! It's been a month now right? January was not good for me or to me at all. First my job cuts my hours knowing I have to start sending payments off to school, then a bad snow storm, then my mom goes to the hospital, then I had to go to the hospital and after all that midterms and S.A.T's! I'm finally getting everything back together but I always thought about you all I hope you'll forgive me. Also I'm having trouble with writers block which isint helping so I apologize if this chapter isint one of my best.
Zell-Chan: Well, well, well! (blows kisses to everyone) I missed you all soo very much over the holidays. And since it's been so long I'll jump right into the next set of questions! These are from Black rose dyewho writes:
Hikaru, Kaoru- Gotta say, you're probably my second-faves in the club. Would you dress up as cats again, like you did in episode 13?
Tamaki- All I have to say is that you're fairy talented, since I hate you and all, but you're still my third favorite.
Haruhi- How do you put up with everybody in the host club? I mean, I would go INSANE!
Honey- If you had to pick, what is your favorite kind of cake?
Mori- Is it hard staying silent so much?
Kyouya-kun- Finally, I get to speak to my favorite host. After reading the first three rounds of questions, I am convinced I am the only one who's not a fangirl of KyouTama yaoi. I despise it, actually. But anyway, how hard would it be to get you to go out with me?
Zell-Chan: Ohhh good questions So Hikaru and Kaoru would you guys dress up like cats again like you did for the alice in wonderland theme?
"I think we could do it again, it was so much fun dressing up even though Hikaru kept messing with my tail." Kaoru pouts.
"Aww Kaoru I couldn't help it…" Hikaru smiles as he puts his arms around Kaoru.
"..Besides I wanted to see if I could make you purr." Hikaru whispers as he nuzzles Kaoru's ear.
"Hikaru!" Kaoru gasp as he looks away and blushes.
Zell-Chan: Luckily for you guys I'm still screening audience members that can withstand you predictable yet entertaining brotherly love. I think there were enough sparkles there to blind an elephant! So Tamaki your hated but considered fairly talented…how do you feel?
"Why do so many people hate me? All I ever want to do is protect my precious daughter from sinful influences." Tamaki says dramatically with teary eyes.
"Maybe because you're a baka." The twins chorus together with a smirk.
"Why don't people hate you!?" Tamaki asks with an accusing finger point.
"Were sexy and cool…" Hikaru says with a pose.
"…Were smart and daring…" Kaoru adds as he leans against Hikaru posing as well.
"And above all…were bad." The twins smirk with a wink that has fangirls outside the studio screaming.
Zell-Chan: Ok now that's just creepy. Oo they can sense sexiness through concrete walls! (Immediately sets up more security) Let's continue with Haruhi's question, so how do you put up with all the host?
Haruhi thinks for a minute as the host all watch her warily.
"At first I have to admit that I saw them as nothing more than rich bastards…" Haruhi starts to explain honestly.
Tamaki silently disappears in a dark corner as everyone else waits for Haruhi to finish.
"..but now that I've gotten to know them I realized their not that different from everyone else. You can kinda say I've become attached to them in some ways." Haruhi smiles.
The twins quickly huggled Haruhi surprised by no outburst from a certain blond.
Zell-Chan: That's weird, Tamaki is usually right there to…OO OH EM GEE!!
Tamaki reappears in torn black t shirt with netted sleeves and ripped black jeans complete with eyeliner and dark hair.
"He's gone to the emo side!" Kaoru Gasp in horror.
Zell-Chan: Ok I'm gonan try to hurry up these questions while we find out whats wrong with Tamaki…ok um Hunny what's your favorite kind of cake?
Hunny tilts his head questioningly and pokes Tamaki only to hear Tamaki scream out:
"CUT MY WRIST AND BLACK MY EYES!!!!"
Hunny quickly jumps back and hides behind Mori who's eyes are wide in fear.
"Um..sweet cake...what's wrong with Tama-Chan?" Hunny all but cries.
"I think the constant rejection has sent him into a dark place known as the Emo-Zone." Kyoya explains with a sigh.
Zell-Chan: (sigh) I've seen this happen to a lot of young bishi. I've never heard of it happening to anyone as old as Tamaki before. But like I said we can focus on Tamaki as soon as we get past these questions so I'll ask the last two at once. Mori: Is it so hard to stay silent? and Kyoya how hard would it be to get you to go out with a anti tamakyo yaoi fan?
"What are questions anymore but answers repeated." Tamaki proclaims as he stumbles slowly around the studio sighing with his hands in his pockets.
Zell-Chan: Everyone just ignore him and answer the questions. I've delt with emo's and even went through the emo-zone myself. If you ignore him we might get lucky and he'll cut down the highway and not across the street. (long eerie silence with crickets chirping very loudly) heh..heh..heh (sweatdrop) It was a joke people. (cough) so answer the questions please.
"…..no" Mori says while watching Tamaki approach him with watery eyes and mascara running down his face.
"I feel your pain! Restrained by the rules of a world so unjust and cruel! Will we never be allowed to feel? To scream out our pain and agony!" Tamaki cries while hugging a surprised and scared Mori whose face seems to scream "Help!"
Zell-Chan: (Throws an early Linkin Park cd) Go boy get it! Leave the nice host alone!
Tamaki runs after the cd as if his life depends on it.
Zell-Chan: whew! SO how hard is it to get you to go out with a girl Kyoya?
"I have no interest in dating at the moment. I am focusing on my education since I do not like wasting my time. I do believe however if it was meant to be it will happen." Kyoya says sliding his glasses up his face with an eerie glare.
Zell-Chan: Aww that's kinda sweet. At least she'll get a cookie and puppy for your rejection but thanks for giving fangirl a hope that you can love
"What is love? It's just a four lettered word like scum and hate." Tamaki sneers with a toss of his head.
"Tamaki I'm getting tired of your drama snap out of it!" Kyoya yells at Tamaki as he pulls him up by the shirt.
"Make me!"
SLAP!
Everyone sits in silence as the echo of Kyoya's slap against Tamaki's cheek rings through the studio and the sound of Hikaru and Kaoru's popcorn popping in the microwave can be heard.
"H-how could you?" Tamaki cries .
Zell-Chan: Oh my god he's back!
"I guess the only thing I can feel is pain." Tamaki adds causing all the host to fall at the force of stupidity.
Zell-Chan: There has gotta be something I can do to bring him back to his old self…I'll be right back everyone, make sure he dosent start singing again or spouting bad poetry.
"Uh..Zell" Kaoru says with wide eyes as he pokes the hostess who is busy sorting through questions.
"Crawling through my skin! These wounds they will not heal!"
Zell-Chan: (refusing to turn around) Please tell me he's not doing what I think he is doing.
"The world is so dark and cold like the stars on the ocean at night. So beautiful but so fleeting."
"Tamaki-Sempai you really should cheer up, your going to upset the princess's." Haruhi try's to console by patting Tamaki's shoulder while he's in mid poetic rant under a spotlight.
"Those princess's are the same one's who laugh at me! Why should I make them happy?"
Zell-Chan: (popping up from the enormous pile of questions) Hey I found something that may help! It's two questions from rebeccasanfujieijilvr The first is for Hikaru:
Hikaru: Even though my friend is obsessed with your brother.And, has an autograph signed by him. Can I have yours please?
"That's right! fans for the devils! No one cares about me I'm just a Baka!"
"The first step is admittance." Hikaru mumbles earning a glare from EVERYONE!
"Sorry.." Hikaru Says sheepishly scratching the back of his head while he signs the autograph.
"I do not see how that was supposed to help his situation." Kyoya glares.
Zell-Chan: Cool your heels there's another questions. (walks over to Tamaki with a bright smile)
"What do you want? I have nothing left to give but my soul." Tamaki sighs while hugging his knees on the floor.
Zell-Chan: Well I was hoping you would be interested in listening to the second question.
"And what would that be?" Tamaki asks warily.
Tamaki: Same question with you. By the way we love your blue eyes and silliness. LOL.
A light shines on Tamaki causing his black clothing to disierate into a brilliant white and his hair to go to it's natural brilliant blond.
"Somone loves me! and they want my autograph!" Tamaki yells in excitement.
"You are quite lovable you know." Haruhi smiles happy that Tamaki is back to normal.
"My daughter loves me too! I'm so happy!" Tamaki says hugging Haruhi and spinning her around.
Zell-Chan: That's good and all but will you sign the autograph?
Tamaki continues to chant about someone loving him
Zell-Chan: So about that autograph…
Tamaki runs around hugging everyone
Zell-Chan: Ahem…that autograph (big vein appears)
Tamaki suddenly seems to be in a field of flowers and woodland creatures.
Zell-Chan: Sign the dang paper before I kill you!! OO
Tamaki instantly becomes in touch with reality and quickly signs.
Zell-Chan: Thank you So are you glad you realized that you are loved.
"But so many people don't like me." Tamaki pouts.
"It doesn't matter if total strangers don't like you." Kyoya offers with a small smile.
"It only matters if the people who you care about like you." Haruhi finishes.
"Besides we wouldn't want any other Baka." The twins say joke fully as they mess up his hair.
"Aww you really love me?"
"Of course we do Tama-Chan." Hunny smiles as Mori nods in agreement.
"I think love is a bit of a strong word. I refuse to give yaoi fangirls more bait." Kyoya sighs.
"Mommy is just afraid to admit his love." Tamaki smirks as he holds his arms wide for Kyoya to hug him.
"Maybe daddy is just delusional."
"Come on give daddy a hug." Tamaki says fallowing Kyoya who is trying to escape his graps.
"Tamaki stop this foolishness." Kyoya says with wide eyes.
"Come to daddy!" Tamaki laughs only to be met with silence.
Zell-Chan: OO
"Did I cross the line?" Tamaki pouts in confusion.
Everyone nods yes vehemently causing Tamaki to go into his corner with a small smile as everyone laughs a little.
The hostess merely walks over to the corner and leans against the wall
Zell-Chan: It's good to have you back your majesty; your family would be lost without you.
"That's good to know." Tamaki smiles to himself.
Zell-Chan: So why don't you join me in closing the show?
Tamaki stands up and with a dramatic brush of his hair looks directly in the camera.
That's the show princess's see you next time on:
ASK A HOST!
"Baka!" The twins yell out causing Tamaki's smoldering gaze to turn into a puppy pout.
The hostess merely looks on at the happy host family and smiles.
Zell-Chan: See you all again next time, and as a side note, please take care of yourselves and your family.
A/N: Ok people no more questions can be submitted for a while. If you have read the review pages you'll see that this ends the questions from chapter 1-4. I have A LOT of chapters to go and people are very impatient so the submission hold will only be till I catch up.