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And guess what guys!? I made this one..short. I'm going to try to stay active on this okay? I'll try to update everynight. Believe me. I probably can. I have a lot of free time.

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Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN DEATH NOTE. THAT JAPANESE GUY DOES.

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This elite hax0r is obviously part of some some feindish conspiracy. They're all onto me. They sent her to annoy the shit out of me until I finally crack. Light thought in his head. Damn you L. You're a clever - "Light-kun," Ryuuzaki said, snapping him out of his overlydramatic thoughts. "Do you think you could show...Kattiyuki-san to a desk...in that corner over there?" Light coughed,"Uhh sure." He replied politely.

"OH MY GOD!" Kattiyuki squeeled with delight. "LIGHT-KUN. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE, NEH?" Light sighed and followed her out. "What is it?" He asked her, obviously annoyed.

She took a deep breath. "I can see your shinigami," she said in a sudden serious tone. Light's hair turned a dramatic red. I knew it! He awaited for his big plastic check and Ashton Kutcher. But neither of which came. Instead, the girl touched his arm with a postively LOVELY sparkle infested peice of pink paper.

A bright light flashed in his eyes then everything went black. The room spun around and a bald man leaped from the darkness and began doing the worm. Suddenly a bright yellow light flashed. Seventeen men in pink robes and matching belts appeared above him, chanting,"WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO. GOT TO DO WITH IT." They then began melting. Melting onto his pale face. Like acid, Light began to melt as well. He regained his solid form but could not move.

"Am I stoned?" Light asked in wonder. Kattiyuki removed the the SIMPLY DIVINE piece of paper and Light snapped back to reality.

"What the fuck was that?" He exclaimed. One look behind her and he ever so masculinely fainted. Right there, behind that girl, was...some kind of mystical hybrid.It had the ears of a forest nymph and the tail of a majestic unicorn. It had the body of of a fairy and the head of Chuck Norris. "LIGHT! My darling!" Kattiyuki cried. Her tears slowly fell to the ground and broke into a million peices. Like the most delicate diamond. Light imediatly regained conciousness and pushed her away. "What in heaven's name is THAT?"

She giggled. "Why, that's my shinigami! Rosebudpetals! She was a hooker in the Shinigami Realm. But I bet right now you're wondering how I can see Ryuk." Light frowned,"Ryuk isn't even here." Kattiyuki blinked,"I can sense him." Light's shoulders dropped and he buried his face in his hands. During , Kattiyuki pulled about a black Death Note with a red rose imprinted on the cover.

"When I was little. My mother died while giving birth to me. When I was three my dad died in the war against Iraq. Then my mother was stricken with a fetal sickness. Cancer. She caught it from my father who died three years later. Right before she died, she gave me this Death Note and told me to continuously stock someone with an incredibley gay name. Which is your last name,backwards. She then got drafted and sent into the halocaust to be murdered by Japanese men in giant pink robes. My father thought this was all too much to bear and committed suicide, then proceeded with a job at our local newspaper. Which was EMBARASSING. UGH. The rose represents her love for me. And that my father will always be with me. A few years later she got trapped in a shooting at Virginia Tech. After this I was so confused...my father began molesting me and I -" Light stopped her heartfelt story.

"That made absolutely no sense." He remarked. "MAYBE NOT TO YOU. YOU STILL HAVE BOTH YOUR PARENTS." She cried out. Light blankly got up and walked back into the room.

She followed him with her hands politely folded. Light shook his head and walked back to his desk. Kattiyuki's expression changed."Ryuuzaki-san...I..need to talk to you." Ryuuzaki made a face and followed her out of the room. "I..know your real name," Kattiyuki said quietly. He cocked an eyebrow,"Can you prove this?" She blinked, confused.

"It's..Larry." She said.

"No it isn't." He replied.

"...Lenardo?"

"..No."

"Lezley."

"..."

"Lassidy? Lobster? Lamp? Lindy? Leprechaun?"

"Wait,yes."

"...Leprechaun is your real name."

"You're a genius."

Ryuuzaki rolled his eyes and started for the door. "I know my intellectual challenge you!" Kattiyuki cried. "But don't be intimidateding! I will let you solve the Kira case yourself. I know of your pride...Leprechaun. I have ever since we were young children at..wumbo's orphanage."

He stopped in his tracks. But proceeded walking in the room. She floated after him.

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