:'D Omg I love you guys.

Oh and I forgot to tell you that this begins right around the time that Light joins the investigation team.

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Ryuuzaki squatted down on his chair and brought a thumb up to chew on the edge of his nail. Kattiyuki did the same. He turned to her with an annoyed questioning look. "It's a habbit." She replied. He sighed and turned to the monitors. She did the same.

Kattiyuki yawned and slouched a bit, "I NEVER EVER sleep. My father's mother was a vampire," She yawned again. "And besides, being a mystical genius and all, there isn't any need for sleep."

Ryuuzaki ignored her and picked up a cookie. He was about to bite off a peice when she snatched it away. Kattiyuki giggled,"Remember when we used to stay up together like this when we were kids? At Winslow's?" Ryuuzaki made a face,"Come again?" Kattiyuki giggled again,"You were always so clueless,Leprechaun." Ryuuzaki questioned himself whether or not he should tell her that his name wasn't Leprechaun. But he decided not to. It would just lead to another pointless unwanted conversation between the two.

And he wanted to keep communication to a minimum.

Ryuuzaki picked up the remote and replayed something. "Interesting," He mumbled. Kattiyuki nodded,"Yes I think indeed so equivilantly," she remarked. "Great minds think alike,neh?"

He shifted in his seat a little and stared down at his plate. He picked up a fork and stuck it in a strawberry then lifted it up to his lips when he noticed Kattiyuki starting at him from the corner of his eye. Ryuuzaki stopped for about two seconds then opened his mouth and popped the strawberry into his mouth. Kattiyuki was still staring. He slowly chewed and swallowed.

She was still staring.

"Could you please stop staring at me?" He asked obviously annoyed. He turned to look at her. She blushed and looked away. Ryuuzaki frowned at looked back to the monitors. For awhile all was peacefull and quiet. He'd almost forgotten she was there until he heard a raspy cry.

"WAS LOST AND NOW I'M FOUND!" The voice screeched. He dropped his fork onto the plate with a loud rattle and turned to his side. Kattiyuki was surrounded by squirrels and birds. A bright light was beaming down on her and her eyes sparkled. A rainbow formed above her and tiny unicorns and leprechauns slid down to dance to the sound of her high pitched whines. Ryuuzaki's eyes widened but he still remained motionless.

Kattiyuki smiled at him, mistaking his scared expression for a lustfilled stare. Obviously satisfied with his reaction she began screeching louder. Birds twirled around her head and her hair turned into a color he had never seen before. There are no words in the english language to properly describe the color and texture of her hair other than some made up word like Mystagicalicous. Her eyes turned into that of an irish golden potato.

Kattiyuki puffed out her chest and screamed at the top of her lungs. Ryuuzaki covered his ears knowing it wouldn't do any good and stumbled out of his chair. He walked into the bathroom and locked the door. Still hearing her cries he briefly looked at the lighter on the sink.

For a split second there, L Lawliet. The world's greatest dectective. Always rational and calm, considered suicide.

Hmm. He must've ran away in an effort to hide his gigantic boner because of my spenderous singing. Kattiyuki thought. She floated away on a magical rainbow,out the window and into the night to look for her man meat.

When he was sure the singing had stopped, Ryuuzaki opened the door slowly and walked back to his chair. He stared at it then walked around. Scanning the area. He came back to the chair and scrupulously sat down. His eyes still darting from corner to corner in the dark room. His vigilance so high that even the slightest sound would've been noticed by him.

Ryuuzaki looked back at the monitor. "Watari, could you please bring me some cake?" He asked. "Of course,sir." He answered and left the room a few minutes later he returned with a peice of chocolate cake."Thank you." Ryuuzaki politely said and took the platter off his hands. Watari bowed and went back to this side of the room and began typing.

Meanwhile in the KirawhoissecretlyLightYagamihideoutcaveamabonger

Light sat at his desk. A million thoughts running through his mind. Most of them having to do with Ashton Kutcher. Right as he was about to stratigize his next move as Kira, a knock at the door came. "Light dear. There's a lovely young lady here to see you." His mother said. He cocked an eyebrow and put away the Death Note,"Uhh okay." He said, walking up to the door. He unlocked he door and sighed.

It was her.

His mother left,"I'm going to the store, so if you need anything you have my cellphone number okay Light?" Light watched her leave,"Okay mom." As soon as she left Kattiyuki's expression changed.

"Light my darling! I just couldn't be away from you for so long with this secret! I NEED TO TELL YOU!" Kattiyuki cried. She fell to her knees and looked down at the ground. Kattiyuki brought her hands to her face and rose petals fell from her eyes ever so gracefully. Her hair turned into a lucious waterfall of saddening blue. She looked up to him with tearfilled crystal blue eyes. Her thin rose colored lips frowned. Suddenly she was wearing a light blue sparkle covered dress with a slit on the side going up to her mid high. Her shoe straps crisscrossed up to her knees.

"...I...LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" She cried. He cocked an eyebrow and tried to close the door. Kattiyuki stopped the door quickly with her hand. "Didn't you hear me?! I said I loved you!" Light narrowed his eyes.

"And?"

"AND YOU SHOULD LOVE ME BACK!."

"..I don't think so."

"WHY NOT?!"

"I have a girlfriend."

"I WILL KILL HER."

"Good luck with that."

"So you DO care!"

Light rolled his eyes and slapped his forehead. "I'm sorry," He said in a suddenly caring voice. "But maybe your one true love is Ryuuzaki. He really loves you you know. He would do anything for you."

Light tried to hide his disgust as her hair turned Mystagicalious and her eyes turned into irish potatoes. She clasped her hands together and squeeled,"REALLY?!" He winced and nodded. Kattiyuki smiled,"I'm sorry Light. But we can no longer continue this relationship. I..love Leprechaun."

Light narrowed his eyes in confusion. Leprechaun? Kattiyuki raised her arms in the air and turned into a butterfly. She fluttered out the window. As soon as she left he tried writing Leprechaun in the Death Note. He turned to the TV where a news anchor was in a panic,"BREAKING NEWS!" She said.

"A LEPRECHAUN HAS JUST COLLAPSED OUTSIDE OF OUR NEWS STATION!"

He sighed and turned off the TV. Light checked his watch. It was almost time to go down to headquarters and pretend yet another day that he wasn't Kira. He got up and started stripping himself of his clothes. (LOLINSERTFANGIRLSQUEELING.) Not even realizing a figure was watching from the window. The shadow moved away and squirred up a tree then came back down to watch it's faraway lover with nutfilled cheeks.

The stalker watched with lustfilled crazy eyes as Light zipped up his pants and reached for a shirt. Then it suddenly struck him.

The window was open.

It swiftly moved in, eying Light's pants. Getting ready to pounce. When a bright flash of light dashed across the room. A loud scream echoed through the house. A series of chirps and screeches were heard within a 20 mile radius.

Light stumbled back and stared with wide eyes at the scene before him.

Kattiyuki had somehow managed to dive into his room. And was choking a squirrel.