Hi. This is monkeybait's twin sister. I decided to write the next cliché chapter. So, here goes!
Oh, and don't read if you haven't read the seventh Harry Potter book. Though I'm assuming anyone who was that into Harry Potter would've read it by now.
I know my sister said it was completed, but I wanted to write this chapter. sticks-out-tongue adorable face
Alright. Here it really goes.
Sasuke's son, Ekusas, who looked exactly like Sasuke when he was eleven except for the bright bubblegum hair color, was busy doing cliché ninja things when he heard a knock on the door.
He opened the door. There was Sasuke.
"Uhm, hello," said Ekusas.
There was an extreme gasp from in front and behind. Ekusas whipped around, and there was his mother.
"Oh, Sasuke! I thought you'd never come home, pudding pie!" She ran forward and strangled Sasuke into a hug.
Ekusas did a double take. Ekusas was so surprised, so shocked, that his father was still alive that he fainted. Thankfully, there was a pool behind him, and Satoshi came and performed CPR, only causing Ekusas to faint again from embarrassment and to awaken on the couch with his father and mother talking as if they had never really been apart for eleven years.
"Oh, you're awake, son!" Sasuke said as Ekusas's eyes fluttered. "Here, I got something for you. Protect it with your life." He gave Ekusas a necklace.
"Uhm…" Ekusas accepted awkwardly. "I've never met you, and you're giving me a necklace. To protect with my life."
"Well, he would've been around, sweetie, but he was so busy protecting Harry at Hogwarts!" Sakura piped up. "I mean, why do you think he's lived for the past seven books?"
Unfortunately, Naruto decided it was as good a time as any to let his demon-self take over, and he barreled into the house all angry and snarl-y. Sasuke wasn't suspecting the attack and was soon a bloody blob on the floor. Thankfully, his son's alter-ego was an art thief named Captain Peach Fuzz (does that mean his nemesis was Zzuf Hcaep Niatpac?), so he saved all of their lives with THIS THUMB.
Then they had tea.