Miss Silly Goose and Miss Anthrope do not own Trigun. That they don't.
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Chapter 3 Wolfwood's Still not Dead, He's Actually Kind of Alive.
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Wolfwood let out a cry of joy. "A town! It's about time!" He literally dragged himself
into town using his cross like a very unusual walker. The first person who came near enough was
grabbed by the collar and pulled down to Wolfwood's level.
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"Excuse me sir," he said, "but could you please tell me where I might find a tall blonde
haired man with a mohawk, a stupid laugh, and an obsession with doughnuts?"
"Sure. Right there." said the man as he pointed to a house not twenty feet from where
Wolfwood stood.
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" Well Praise the Lord! Thank you sir" he said to the man and released him. He made his
way to the house, and collapsed on the porch, absolutely incapable of dragging himself one single
step more. He pulled out a cigarette and began to smoke.
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Millie was on her way home from work with a bag full of pudding (individually wrapped cups of it).
She was not looking at her feet, or at the ground, or at anything in that general downward direction. She tripped at the
porch. "Oops!" she exclaimed, then looked down. There on the porch was a rather large and
heavy cross and a man dressed in black, face down and muttering ever so slightly, with a half used
cigarette lying nearby. Millie dropped her pudding and quickly turned the man to face her.
"MR. PRIEST! You're alive!" She exclaimed happily and began to laugh and cry very
joyfully.
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"Huh..." muttered Wolfwood who was just recovering from a faint, "Oh! Hiya there
honey! There, there I missed you too. Hey do you think I could get some water?"
"Uh-huh, of course!" said Millie as she helped Wolfwood inside.
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Inside Vash was practicing nice things to say to Meryl. He was laying on a couch with
one leg slung over the top and his head very near the floor, staring at the ceiling. Knives was
sitting unobtrusively in his chair in the corner rolling his eyes.
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Vash's soliloquy went thus:
"Meryl, your eyes are like a crystal lake in the summertime, wait, she probably doesn't
even know what a lake is...mmm...your lips are pink like a blushing rose...grrr...no stupid, she'd
laugh at me for that one, and then she'd hit me...sigh"
"How about Meryl you're a lovely girl, how about we go get some dinner." Interjected
Wolfwood.
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Vash, still staring at the ceiling, said very sadly, "Ah, Wolfwood my old friend, it's
almost like you're still here with me."
Knives snickered.
"That's because I am here you stupid needle noggin" yelled Wolfwood. Vash looked up.
"Wolfwood," he cried with tears streaming down his face, " I'm so glad you're alive!"
He then ran over to Wolfwood and gave him a hug.
Knives rolled his eyes, "oh...I'm so-o-o glad you're alive" he sarcastically muttered.
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Meryl came into the room
"Mr. Wolfwood! You're alive? How wonderful!" She exclaimed with a smile. Knives
continued to mutter to himself unnoticed. Vash walked up to Meryl
"Meryl?"he said.
"Yeah"
" Your eyes are like...ah man, that's not the right one! Umm...you like dinner because
you're a girl...wait, what am I saying!!" (he said the last part in a scream)
Meryl looked slightly stupefied, Wolfwood smacked himself and muttered quietly,
"needle noggin." Knives snickered. Vash attempted to discover where he had gone wrong.
"Girl...dinner...how about...eyes...mmphmmm...mutter...snivel...etc." Meryl shook her
head,
"Weird," she said and went to check up on dinner. Millie looked concerned.
"Mr. Vash, are you alright? You seem confused." Vash sniveled, tears streamed down
his face.
"I'm so confu-u-sed!"
"Idiot." Stated Knives. Millie patted Vash on the back, as he wept violently.