Disclaimer: Still don't own red vs. blue.
A/N- I'm really sorry for how long it took me to update….what else can I say? Oh yah it's a little shorter then my last chapter.
Now that that's done please read, review and most of all…enjoy!
Chapter Five: How Come No One Noticed The Ship?
The Blues were going over their plans in the Blue base.
"Now the first thing we have to do is get the bullets Ohio and I stole." Carolina was saying. "That way we'll have the number advantage."
"Then we disable the security and get York." Tex smirked. "It'll be easy."
Tucker rolled his eyes. "Yah….okay why don't you and Tex go? We can stay here, and not get shot at by a crazy bounty hunter."
Tex glared at him and then looked over at Carolina. "We don't need them Carolina."
Carolina surprised every one. "Yes we do Tex." This caused Church to look at her warily. The only times he'd ever been in any plan of Tex, Carolina and York they tended to use him as a …..
"You want us to be distractions, don't you!" Church burst out.
"Oh, I want to be a distraction too!" Caboose exclaimed, clapping his hands then pausing.
"What's a distraction?"
"No, no, no, no." Tucker said quickly. "I refuse to be a distraction. It's against my contract."
"You don't have a contract Tucker." Tex said.
"Yes, but if I did have one, it would say I can't be used for distractions."
"That makes no sense what so ever." Carolina scoffed. "You're going to help us and that's final."
The room went silent while the soldiers thought it over. Well Caboose was still trying to figure out what a distraction was.
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"Fine…" Church sighed. "We'll do it. Just don't make the distraction too embarrassing."
Tucker looked at him oddly. "What are you talking about?"
Church shuddered, remembering bad memories. "Trust me dude, you do not want to know."
"Good now come on. The ship is only a short walk from here." Carolina said, ignoring Church.
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The Blues walked out of the base making sure to bring their empty weapons with them. As they walked over out of the gulch they slowly made their way to the ship using the many rocks as cover.
"Really though." Tucker was saying to Church. "You think we'd notice the ship there. I mean you could see it from the canyon." He paused for a moment, thinking. "Why would Wyoming put it there?"
"Because he's an idiot." Church put simply.
"You really don't like him do you."
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Caboose was talking to Carolina. Though talking may not have been the right word.
"Now, are we there yet?"
"For the last time Caboose, no!" Carolina said through clenched teeth. "We're almost there. You can see the ship from here." She turned to Tex who was walking beside her as Caboose ran over to pester Tucker. "Please can I kill him?"
Tex laughed. "Sorry, I think I heard Church say we were keeping him around in case we run out of food."
"Ahhh, idiot soup."
"Exactly."
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After circling around the back of the ship the Blue team located the entrance to the ship.
"Ok, so now what?" Tucker asked as he stared at the door.
Again Carolina rolled her eyes. "I already told you. You Tex and Caboose stay hidden while Church and I distract Wyoming."
"Oh…I knew that."
"Sure you did. Now hide!"
Tucker went to hide behind the large rock formation where Tex and Caboose already were.
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Carolina waited a few minutes for Tucker to hide. Then she went up to the door's intercom and pressed a button on it. Chiming bells started to play Rule Britannia.
"Why am I not surprised." Church muttered.
"Uh yes hello? Who is it?" A British voice came from the speaker.
"Who do you think it is?" Carolina replied, making no effort to keep the hatred from her voice but resisting the urge to add idiot to the end of her sentence. "It's me. Open the door."
"Very well."
There was a buzzing noise and then the door opened and the ramp unfolded. Carolina grabbed Church's arm roughly.
"Hey!" Church exclaimed. Carolina turned to look at him.
"You are pretending to be my prisoner Church. I'm not supposed to be being nice to you." She muttered.
Church moaned as they walked up the ramp. "Oh yes this isn't embarrassing in the least."
As the got in the ship and just happened to leave the ramp down Carolina laughed. "Please. You've done worse."
"Yah and I blame you and Tex for that."
"Really." Carolina rolled her eyes.
Church was about to say something sarcastic when they walked into the room they had been looking for.
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Wyoming was standing in the room.
"Where is Tex?" He demanded quickly.
"She wasn't there." Carolina shrugged. "I guess my information was wrong."
Wyoming looked at her suspiciously. "Your information is never wrong Agent Carolina."
Church laughed. "That's not what you said when shehad information about you. I guess you really do sleep with a pink teddy bear."
Wyoming glanced over at him. "Why did you bring this buffoon?"
Ignoring Church, Carolina replied. "I didn't think you'd believe me. So I brought Church to confirm my story."
"Please. You think I'd take his word?" Wyoming laughed. "How do I know he isn't lying to hide his little girlfriend?"
"She's not my girlfriend!" Church exclaimed. "And she isn't here. She's probably off hunting O'Malley or something."
"Perhaps…" Wyoming said thinking things over. If Tex wasn't here, it would ruin his plans.
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Tex, at the moment was really starting to wonder why they hadn't left Tucker and Caboose at the base.
"Give me that!" She grabbed the map out of Tuckers hands, after they had turned down three wrong hallways. "We're looking for the weapons room not the mess hall, idiots." She muttered under her breath.
Tucker just mumbled something about chicks and getting lost.
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They walked into a room when all of a sudden they heard a shoat. "Hey Tex!!"
Tex groaned and looked up to see Ohio in what looked like a jail cell. "Ohio, what are you doing there?"
Ohio smiled and started chattering happily. "Wyoming stole my AI and didn't give him back to me unless I flew him here and then--"
"No" Tex quickly interrupted. "Why are you in a cell?"
"Oh, that's because Wyoming caught me and the Reds sneaking into the ship."
"The Reds, where are they?" Caboose asked looking around.
"Well two of them are in the room across from here but really..."
Tex rolled her eyes as she went over to the corner of the room where the bullets were stored. Quickly she loaded her weapon and took extra rounds. Tucker and Caboose followed her lead though they had to pull a crayon out of Caboose's gun first for some reason.
"….and I told Wyoming that he shouldn't lock me up because …." Ohio was still talking merrily unaware that no one was listening. However as Tex and the others started to leave Kappa popped up.
"Agent Texas, it would be most appreciative if you would help Ohio and I out of here."
Tex groaned. "Another AI? Well I don't know Kappa." She walked over to the cell and examined the lock then laughed. "Never mind this is simple." After a few minutes she had the door open.
Tucker snickered. "Wyoming should get some better locks."
Ohio stepped out. "He said he uses this cell to lock away idiots." She laughed, not realizing she was insulting herself. Caboose laughed as well while Tex and Tucker just rolled their eyes.
"Oh now we have to go find the Red's." Ohio said just as the Blues were trying to leave. Tex stopped and looked back at her ready to say no but then thought better of it. "..Sure Ohio why don't you and …..Tucker go and get the Reds."
"What!" Tucker exclaimed. "No way! Send Caboose."
"Fine." Tex snapped. "We don't have time for this. Caboose you go."
"Awesome!" Caboose exclaimed. "Let's go save the Red's!!"
Ohio and Caboose walked out of the room and Tex heard Kappa ask worriedly. "Are you sure this is such a good idea Ohio."
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"Well at least Wyoming will be preoccupied with those two." Tex muttered. "Come on Tucker we have to find the security system so we can unlock the cells."
"Can't we just go and unlock the door from the outside?" Tucker moaned. "This seems like too much work."
They made their way down the hall. "No, Carolina said the cells in this ship are designed to be opened from the security room. That last one was just luck. Now hurry up, Church and Carolina can only distract Wyoming for so long you know."
Tucker muttered but hurried up.
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A/N- Ah! I knew it was a mistake to separate them. Too many subplots forming!
Status
Grif, Donut and York-Locked in a cell
Caboose and Ohio- Looking for the Reds
Church and Carolina- Distracting Wyoming
Tex and Tucker- Looking for security room
Sarge and Simmons- Another cell
There that should clear things up. If I get complaints I won't do it and the end of the next chapter though.
Well , I hope you liked this chapter, again sorry for the wait. But review and tell me what you thought!