Nerdwithagun: Hey, i guess I couldn't wait to cook the next random scrambled egg!
Ulrich: hey, nerd-hobo-gun, how do you put an elephant in the fridge? (nerdwithagun throws a porcupine at him)
Ulrich: Augh my corneas! (runs around screaming)
Nerdwithagun: Well, that was interesting!
Random lawyer: how did Ulrich appear right there if you do not own code lyoko or any of its characters copyright Moonscoop and antefilms productions, blablablablablablabla…. (nerdwithagun throws a woodpecker at the lawyer)
lawyer: aaaaaa, my blind spot!
Nerdwithagun: well, here's the moment you've all been waiting for….
It's Time For….Random Scrambled Eggs!
(Yumi is sitting in living room with apron on when Odd runs in, suddenly very short)
"Mommy, mommy, mommy! Guess what! I got an a hundred today! In TWO subjects!"
"My goodness, how did you do that!"
"I got a 50 in Math and a 50 in science!"
"Oh my god, my son is a dickhead!" (suddenly Ulrich runs in from the kitchen screaming)
"AAAAAAAAA! MY CELL PHONE IS EATING MY FACE!" (Yumi rips off her apron revealing a wonder-woman outfit)
"I'll save you….with PUDDING!" (throws pudding at Ulrich)
"AAAAAAAAAAAA! NOW THE PUDDING IS EATING THE CELL PHONE THAT'S EATING MY FACE!" (Odd runs out, comes back dressed up as Scooby Doo)
"I'll save you with my two 50's!" (throws school work at Ulrich)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NOW MY SON'S DICK HEAD SCHOOL WORK IS EATING THE PUDDING THAT'S EATING THE CELL PHONE THAT'S EATING MY FACE!!!!!"
(Ulrich and Yumi begin making out suddenly. Odd turns into George Washington)
Odd shouts, "We're headed for Lexington! The Japanese shall not escape this time!"
(Screen goes static-y)
hooray for random scrambled eggs! RR, if you will! Once again, this is my first fic, so no flames, otherwise I will scream that my corneas are burning up.