Nerdwithagun: Just can't get enough of these yumful random scrambled eggs!
Lawyer: Now that I'm blind, can I sue you without you throwing woodpeckers or face-eating pudding at me?
Nerdwithagun: Certainly! I'll throw foot-eating smiley faces at you!
Lawyer: hooray! That is much better. (nerdwithagun throws smiley faces at him) AAAAAAAAA MY TOES ARE BEING DEVOURED!!!!!!!
Nerdwithagun: now that we have established that I don't own code lyoko, I'm going to start a hostile takeover of code lyoko and turn all of the script writers into slave labor so you can watch random scrambled eggs like this everyday! But before that…..
It's Time For….Random Scrambled Eggs!
(Odd is dressed up as professor with mustache and the rest of the gang is sitting in front of him in a huge class room)
"All right, cheeldren, today wee are goeeng to leern about fractieens." (Ulrich raises hand, and everyone suddenly notices that he looks like Teddy Roosevelt)
"But my good gentleman, we are earning our Ph/D's! We have no time to waste on this fools gold!"
"Shuut uup! Yoou geet no ice creem at snack time!"
"Waah! My fair Mommy shall deal with you soon!" (turns back into Ulrich while Odd drowns in a sea of laughter)
"hooray! Now I'm going to teach!" shouted Yumi. (A/N: OMG I didn't use parentheses!)
"Okay, class! Today we are going to learn the evil Gouda cheese theory. 2+5a German hobo. 5+692537564the squared root of Odd's brain, which is approximately .00000000000000001. (class oooh's and aaah's)
"Wow! She did that in her head!" (Jeremie looks confused)
"She?!"
"That earned you ISS (A/N: In School Suspension) young man!" (Yumi snipes Jeremie down with an oozi ((A/N: oozi like the gun, I don't know if I spelled that right)) filled with sunflower seeds and frozen peas ((Jeremie dies immediately))) (A/N: Yay for the confusing parentheses!)
"AAAA THE REST OF MY LIFE!"
"Alrighty then class, now eet ees time for world geography." (Ulrich whispers to TJ)
"Oh no, she's getting a stupid accent."
"We must take her down at recess." (Ulrich stands up and yells)
"YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY RECESS!" (Yumi snipes him down with a sniper filled with confident hamsters)
"HOLY CRAP MY FbeepING INTESTINES ARE SPILLING OUT! THEY SMELL LIKE MY MOM'S PERFUME!!!" (TJ looks shocked)
"Ulrich, language!"
"I'M DYING, YOU ASSHOLE!"
"Ulrich! If you keep this up, I'm going to call human resources!"
"BUT I'M REALLY DYING!"
"Oh yeah, how are you still alive?" (Ulrich dies immediately)
"Finally! I was getting tired of him talking about perfume!" (TJ suddenly wonders what Aelita has been doing this whole time. He looks over and sees her being pampered by Japanese servants who have a delicious cuisine and fans and what-not. He goes over to her couch and begins making out with her. Jeremie comes back to life and stabs TJ with a piece of a smiley face. Aelita is so sad at the loss of him that she explodes into a cloud of perfume and confetti. Yumi then walks over to the closet where Ulrich has been hiding the whole time and steps in.)
(A/N: Whoa, really long quote!)
(Screen goes static-y)
nerdwithagun: Whoa, I think we're losing control of these chapters.
Aelita: Who is the "we?"
Nerdwithagun: me and my giant monkey, Toto. (pats the air)
Aelita: You have no wits, do you.
Nerdwithagun: what are you talking about? (cries and runs off) You get no chocolate chip cookies! (peeks back) RANDOM chocolate chip cookies.
Just more of these comin, guys. Review, if you will.