Nerdwithagun: Um, okay, I'm going to try to get this one to make sense.
TJ: cents?! Why not dollars?! WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Nerdwithagun: no, I sense means logic.
TJ: WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! Now your trying to blow up my head!
Nerdwithagun: okay, well, anyway, um…..here it is.
It's Time For….Random Scrambled Eggs!
(Odd is staring exquisitely at a watermelon with a mustache and Ulrich walks in.)
"Umm….Odd……why are you staring at a marshmallow?" (Odd looks confused)
"It's not a marshmallow, it's a piece of cheese!"
"NO, IT'S A MARSHMALLOW."
"NO, IT'S A PIECE OF CHEESE." (Yumi suddenly walks in holding a tray of marshmallow and is dressed in a 50's diner waitress outfit)
"Who wants marshmallows?"
"Those are watermelon's."
"No, Odd they're pieces of cheese." (suddenly TJ walks in and starts talking in a British accent)
"Chop chop! Tally ho! Tea and chapstick does make a good noontime meal, you know!"
(suddenly Odd falls over the edge of a grand canyon and falls into the Colorado river and is adopted by a giant flying squirrel. Suddenly the watermelon and the marshmallows start making out and get married and have five beautiful kids who become doctors and go on to save humanity. Meanwhile, Yumi and Ulrich are mourning over the disappearance of Odd and TJ is trying to get important information out of a hobo and a fire hydrant)
"Come on, ye scoundrel! What is the best hot-wax salad recipe?" (He suddenly realizes he is turning into a penguin, so Aelita and Jeremie get married and adopt him and name him "Mrs. Fluffy-pants) (A/N: my acknowledgements to Nanyxa out there)
(Then it goes back to Yumi and Ulrich, who adopt a watermelon and name it Mr. Hippity-Hop)
"Ahh, isn't he cute?"
"Sure is. Let's go make out in my closet!" (suddenly, the half-penguin TJ runs in)
"HOLY SHIT, I DON'T WANT A BATH!!!!!!!" (Jeremie and Aelita come running in.)
"Mrs. Fluffy-pants, we're going to give you a bath, and then pet you to death! Isn't that great?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (gasp, wheeze, pant) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (wheeze wheeze wheeze) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"COME BACK HERE, MRS. FLUFFY-PANTS!!"
(Then Dr. Phil walks in and works out everyone's personal problems and they all lived happily ever after)
(screen goes static-y)
nerdwithagun: umm, what was that?
Ulrich: apparently something stupid. That asshole in the green never would have kissed that gothic chick! (Yumi snipes him down)
Porky Pig: Th-t-th-th-th-that's all, folks!