Nerdwithagun: Okay, hi everyone, I know, I need to update my stories. I've been feeling uninspired…
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Nerdwithagun: AAAAA THEY'RE IN MY ESOPHAGUS!!!!
It's Time For….Random Scrambled Eggs!
Odd sat there behind his newspaper, eyes darting in every direction. He waited patiently, until the enemy came into view- Bozo the Clown.
Yes, Bozo the Clown, enemy of the League of Evil Hard-Bound Books for as long as they could remember. With his…red shoes and….funny hair and…..balloons…
But it would all end soon. Six more steps and it would be over….five……..four……………..three……………………………………………two………………………………………………………………………..ONE!
Odd jumped from the bench, whipping out the bazooka. He pulled the trigger and out came…pancakes?
"YUPPERLEY WUPPERLEY DUPPERLEY!" shouted Bozo the Clown as he hit Odd in the face with an ice cream sundae that seemed to appear out of nowhere. Odd winced. "Nooooooo! Not with coconut sprinkles!!!" screamed Odd.
Just then, the entire SWAT force materialized and started spraying bug killer everywhere. Odd noticed something strange about the SWAT team that day. They looked…different. All of a sudden, he realized that they were all replicas of Ulrich. Aelita decided to come in.
"Odd!" she said, "I've always loved you!" She grabbed him and pulled him into a broom closet.
"NOOO! Aelita! Why have you forsaken me?" shouted Jeremie. He became angry and decided to become a terrorist. Then, he bombarded an ice cream stand with millions of angry meerkats. The Ministry of Magic came and threw him into Azkaban.
All of a sudden, TJ's head popped out of the ground. He was wearing a miner's hat. The SWAT force tripped over him and fell screaming into a pit of perilous doom and beavers.
Amidst all of the commotion, Yumi ran up and shouted, "Hey everybody! Spiderman is showing up at the carnival!"
"YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted everybody, and they all dashed for the carnival at once. And that is the story of the Saint Patrick's Day Massacre.
THE END.
And by the way, Jeremie broke out of Azkaban with Sirius Black and together they conquered the wizard world.
NOW IT'S THE END. SCRAM.
Nerdwithagun: Well, that's that. I'll update my other story soon, I promise.