Nerdwithagun: Woohoo! This random scrambled egg actually takes place at Kadic!
Random trapeze artist with Antefilms logo: But do you own Code Lyoko?
Nerdwithagun: STOP RUBBING IT IN!!! (Audience agrees with me and throws angry leprechauns at him)
Trapeze artist: NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! It's not Saint Patrick's Day!
It's Time For…..Random Scrambled Eggs!
It was a beautiful midsummer's day at Kadic in 1776. The Battle of Lexington was heard in the distance.
Nerdwithagun: What the hell was that?
Dead trapeze artist: I dunno, you're writing this.
Nerdwithagun: Oh.
It was a beautiful midsummer's day at Kadic. Ulrich Stern was running down the halls screaming that he had turned into a wallaby.
"HOLY SHIT I TURNED INTO A WALLABY!!!!!!!" he screamed merrily.
All of the students in the hall turned into merry dwarves and danced around him in a circle.
"OH, HE TURNED INTO A HAPPY WALLABY! A MERRY, HAPPY, SKIPPING WALLABY!"
All of a sudden, Yumi descended in a helicopter, sniping the retarded dwarves down. She jumped out and grabbed onto Ulrich.
"Oh, Ulrich! You have quite a look going there! I love you!" (She starts making out with the now wallaby Ulrich)
"I'll get you, Stern!" screamed William as Ulrich's friend Baby Balluga dragged him into the sea of a thousand dead retarded dwarves.
All of a sudden, Jeremie ran into the hall with Sirius Black and they together began casting spells everywhere, thus turning the building into a mountain of chewed-up bubble gum.
"Yes!" cried Jeremie. "We did it! Now we win a free piece of Elvis Presley's jacket!"
(Jeremie and Sirius high five each other but suddenly get crushed by Odd's gigantic shoe.)
"OOPS," said Odd, who had been turned into a giant by Voldemort's son's nephew's brother's cousin's uncle's great-grandfather one hundred times removed.
Nerdwithagun: What the hell is going on here? I'm not typing any of this. (Looks down and notices his fingers are missing.) OH CRAP!!!!!!
And with that precise conclusion, TJ destroyed the school and got to go out for ice cream.
THE END.
Nerdwithagun: Okay, I don't know what I just wrote, but it felt good, damn it.