Nerdwithagun: Okay, I feel random, so I'm going to right this!
Generic guy: Hi! Do you know where the movie theater is?
Nerdwithagun: AAAAAAAAAAAAA! (snipes the guy down) Whew! That was close!
My good friend SkylerOcon: That guy was supposed to give you $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999.
Nerdwithagun: Oh crap.
It's Time For…Random Scrambled Eggs!
Once upon a time, there were three kittens named blingy, blangy, and shutthefuckupyoufools. One day, blingy, blangy, and shutthefuckupyoufools decided to go for a walk in the land of Silent Hill. After messily devouring several zombies and a few members of the maniacal cult, Xana came along and decided to recruit them into his army of angry possessed kittens.
They proceeded to destroy the world.
THE END.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a beautiful Midsummer's Night Dream at Kadic Junior High.
Nerdwithagun: What the hell? What is this?
Random dude with a croissant for a head: I think your computer is possessed again.
Nerdwithagun: Oh, you're right! Now it's trying to drag me into the underworld. So long!
Blingy, Blangy, and Shutthefuckupyoufools decided that they would kill everybody in the school. They proceeded to steal several FBI vehicles and crash into Mrs. Hertz's science class, since they hated their fifth grade science teacher, Jimmi Hendrix. After crashing into the school, they sent out an electric wave to kill everybody. Conveniently, everybody died except Ulrich, Yumi, Odd, Jeremie, Aelita, and TJ. Blingy, Blangy, and Shutthefuckupyoufools decided that they would let the main characters of this now twisted children's TV show die in peacefulness and serenity while being burned alive on razor sharp nails and pushed into a garbage compaction machine.
The Lyoko gang didn't think that that was a very good idea, so they talked things over with Blingy, Blangy, and Shutthefuckupyoufools. But in the end, they ended up being kidnapped by Xana and being crammed into chicken cages with Dr. Seuss.
In honor of Dr. Seuss, let's right a poem about this cheerful, morbid, and completely corrupted day.
Me and my friends were eatin' our lunch,
And Jim was trying to learn how to punch,
And after we all decided we were done,
Ulrich and Yumi went to have some fun!
But suddenly Xana intervened,
And the idea of death was not real keen!
But everyone else decided to die,
So me and my friends went and ate some pie!
But we were kidnapped and crammed in a cage,
And wrote this poem to fill up this page!
Now we are all underwater to drown,
And on our faces this put a frown!
But Jeremie came up with a plan,
We got free with emergency frying pans!
The city is now blowing itself up,
I really hope that I do not upchuck!
But there is a moral to this crazy day,
If you commit crime, then the crime will beat the crap out of you and try to electrocute you and drown you and eventually just lock you in a cage!
So after all the days crazy happenings, the friends of Kadic went back home and watched a marathon of their own TV show. Then they realized that they were only watching a marathon of themselves watching a marathon of themselves watching a marathon of themselves watching a marathon of Barney. They turned into turtles.
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
end.
Nerdwithagun: Hey, SkylerOcon, do you think this was random enough for Random Scrambled Eggs?
Other generic guy: SkylerOcon is on sabbatical. I'll be filling in for him today.
Nerdwithagun: Oh well! Coughreadskylerocon'sstoriescough.
Daffy Duck: Th-th-th-that's all folks! (Porky Pig kills him)