Nerdwithagun: MORE RANDOM!!!
It's Time For…Random Scrambled Eggs!!!
Jeremie sighed. Once again, he was sitting there with Ulrich, trying to help him with his English essay.
"Uhhh…how about a poem about DEATH," he said gloomily.
"NO!!! You have to be more creative than that, you whiny little emo bitch!!"
Ulrich sweatdropped. Multiple times. 52 times, to be exact. Then he died from body water loss. And nobody cared. Except for nerdwithagun, because that increased his word count. But then he shut up because everyone was tired of him using sentence fragments.
Jeremie was sad. He was sad because……because…..because nerdwithagun couldn't think of a reason he was sad. So he died. But not really. He just pretended he was dead. But then as he was sneaking away from all the people who thought he was dead, he got hit by a truck. He was mad at that truck. He was so mad, that his head exploded.
Aelita cried at the loss of her loved one's head. She cried so much, that she stopped crying.
AND THEN ODD BLEW EVERYTHING UP!!!! After which, he ran to the supercomputer and watched Harry Potter on the big screen!! Then he realized that Harry Potter was overrated and he was happy that he wasn't in that fandom!! He was so happy, that he floated up to heaven!!!
"I'm free!" he cried when he arrived there.
Suddenly, Harry Potter jumped out of nowhere and cried, "Let's be friends!!"
"GAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
Only Yumi and TJ were left. Yumi got so sad that she was stuck with a stupid OC that she ran off into the mountains and made a living selling chickens. But one day, the chickens turned on her.
Then TJ realized that he didn't actually exist. He got so mad at this inconvenience that he didn't do anything.
BUT SUDDENLY---
Everyone came back to life and was so happy that they suddenly realized the purpose of life! And the purpose of life was to-
"LOOK, A TURTLE!!!" cried Ulrich.
Then, the readers of this chapter got so mad that they got so close to discovering their purpose only to have it snatched away and pounded and ground into the ground and burned and fed to the pigs that they reviewed. A lot.
Nerdwithagun: THE END!!! I hope……