A/N: Ok, remember how I said I might possibly put in snippets? Yeah, this is a snippet. So, this is a random moment, with the same storyline as Spin, obviously, but years before. Every other chapter will be snippets, so they will be a little short, like this one. But they still have their cute moments! These snippets help YOU see how they grew up, so they're for the better of mankind. ; P. Plus, they're cute...Note: This is unbetaed because I put it up in a rush, so, yeah, sorry. So, yeah. Ok. Read!

WARNING: Watch out for flying mystery meat!

December, 1995

"Eww..." Rory poked her food tenderly. "I cannot eat this," she moaned.

"You with your iron stomach?" Jess asked with a laugh.

"I can never eat the mystery meat stuff," Lane said.

"Ah! I think it moved!" Rory jumped.

Lane leaned down and sniffed it cautiously. She coughed intensely. "Ugh..."

"Girls," Jess shook his head.

"Excuse me! Sitting right here." Rory glared at him.

"What's wrong with us?" Lane snapped.

Jess gave a snort with a stifled laugh. "They never make any sense, they're overly sensitive, they contradict themselves all the time, they whine about everything, and when they're PMSing, you can't come within a mile of them without whiplash from verbal assault." As he listed this, he ticked it off his fingers. The two girls were glaring at him.

"Chauvinistic pig." Rory scoffed.

"Feminist," He said back.

"Hemingway." She fiercely said.

" Rand," he shot back.

Suddenly, Jess found himself with a faceful of mystery meat. Lane's mouth fell open; Rory was smiling smugly.

Jess stared at her with wide eyes. He narrowed them at her, and grabbed a handful of food off his tray. Rory's eyes widened and she received a smash of the cafeteria food in her face. Lane blinked and Rory took a handful more. She threw it at him, but he easily dodged it.

"You throw like a girl," he teased, knowing it would infuriate her more. Her eyes wild, she threw more at his head, and it smacked another boy in the head.

"Food fight!" Someone yelled.

The two preteens sat in the office outside the principal's door. Jess was reading and Rory was swinging her legs back and forth. Luke and Rory's mom had been called.

"I'm sorry," she admitted.

Jess glanced up. "That you called me a chauvinistic pig?" He smirked.

She narrowed her eyes at him. "Sorry that I missed," she growled at him.

He contemplated or a moment. "Sorry I smashed mashed potatoes in your face."

She giggled and brushed some food off his shoulder. He turned a shade darker, and Rory blinked, thinking she'd imagined it.

"Who started it?" Lorelai asked as she walked into the office of the school. The secretary, Rory, and Jess, all glanced up. Luke trailed in behind the elder Gilmore. The two kids stood up guiltily, and Rory bit her lip.

"Me," she said. Lorelai hugged her tightly as Luke approached Jess.

"That's my girl." She cooed playfully.

"Lorelai," Luke scolded. The older Gilmore flashed him a smile. Jess let out a stifled laugh, and Luke slapped him across the back of the head.

"Child abuse," Jess muttered.

"Jess," Luke growled, but he brushed chunks of meat out of the boy's dark hair in a fatherly way.

A/N: So...? What did you think? Tell me in a review, I beg of you to review! The next chapter will be an actual chapter in the story line, so you might want to look back at that when the next chapter is up. People are morons. Well, at least people who don't read the author's notes. There could be something important in there! And they wouldn't know! Heh, they don't even know they're morons, because they don't read the author's note to see that I said they were morons. Ha hah. Anyways, here's the important news: I would like YOU, the readers of my stories, to tell me what kind of story you want next. Like, the next update, oneshot, or otherwise will be based on this. Your choices: fluff, funny, angst, or drama. I will update all, but I'm not sure which to do next, because it's all in my head, and some on paper, but I need to put it on the computer and post it. SO...let me hear it from you. REVIEW!