Chapter 9-Fight!

Dave opened the door to find Alvin and Lafonzo in the front yard fighting. Lafonzo was on top of Alvin punching him in the face continuously. The sight of it horrified Dave.

"Alvin!" he cried as he rushed to the two fighting boys. Before Dave could get to them, Alvin got free and held Lafonzo down by his neck and repeatedly slammed his head in the ground. Dave lifted Alvin off of Lafonzo and held him as tight as he could without crushing him, but still holding him back. Alvin struggled in his arms and tried to get away from him. Lafonzo started to attack Dave to get to Alvin. Blood was poring out of Alvin's lip and nose, but he was so angry, he paid no attention to it. Those boys may have been hurtin', but they weren't done fighting.

Simon finally had seen all he could take. He ran out and tried to pull Lafonzo away from Dave, but he elbowed him in the face and broke his glasses.

"Ah!" he cried with pain as his glasses fell to the ground in two pieces. Suddenly, he became so angry, he didn't care about his glasses. He punched Lafonzo right in the face, but to his surprise, Lafonzo came back up and kicked him in the mouth.

"Ouch!" he cried as he fell to the ground holding his face in pain as he began to cry. Theodore and the chipettes ran up to him to make sure he was okay. Dave was still struggling with Alvin and Lafonzo.Lafonzo finally hit Dave right where the sun don't shine!

"AW!" Dave cried with pain. His grip on Alvin loosened and Alvin got away from him.

"How dare you hit my dad there!" He shouted as he kicked Lafonzo where the sun don't shine.

"Ah!" Lafonzo cried as he fell to the ground. "My nuts!" Alvin body slammed him with as much weight as he could. Dave finally gained his composure and lifted Alvin off of Lafonzo yet again. Alvin started to kick and scream in his arms, trying to get away again.

"Alvin!" Dave shouted. "Knock it off you little…turd!" Alvin finally stopped squirming and reluctantly relaxed in Dave's arms, but Lafonzo wasn't done. He got up and started to attack Dave again.

"Lafonzo!" Lafonzo's mom shouted from across the street. She ran across the street to where Dave, Alvin, and all the other children were. She grabbed his arm and slapped him on his rear-end.

"Ouch!" he screamed as he began to cry harder. "Mommy, I didn't do anything."

"OH that's bullcrap!" she shouted at him. "I'm so sorry, Mr. Seville. Is Alvin okay?"

"Yeah," Dave replied, "he's fine. He's just in deep doo-doo." (He's in big trouble) Lafonzo's mom nodded as her and her son walked back to their house. Dave set Alvin back on the ground. He glanced up at his father's angry face nervously and gulped. "Get your little behind in your room right now!" Dave shouted. Alvin nodded nervously and rushed to his room.

Simon was still lying in the grass, crying and bleeding. Dave scooped him up, cradled him, and carried him in the house, to the kitchen. He set him on the counter carefully and got a wet paper towel for Simon's mouth. He began to wipe the blood off of his mouth. Then noticed something not good.

"Oh my gosh!" he cried, "Simon, your missing your front tooth!" Simon gasped. Suddenly Eleanor walked in the front door.

"Simon," she said softly, "I found your glasses, they're kinda…broken in half." Then Brittney rushed in behind her.

"I found your tooth!" she screeched excitedly as she held the bloody tooth up in the air.

"Ew," Eleanor said, "I can't believe you touched that with your bare hands."

"Ew!" Brittney cried realizing what she'd done, "I can't either." Dave lifted Simon off the counter and set him on the floor.

"Well I gotta go deal with my little red capped, buttface," he said as he went for the stairs and headed for the boys' room to lecture his violent 'buttface'. When he got to their room, Alvin was sitting on his bed nervously. Dave stared at him with a stern glare. "You just embarrassed the crap out of me!" he said sternly. "Would you like to explain to me why you just did that?" Alvin nodded.

"Lafonzo called Jeanette and ugly, four-eyed…'b-word' and he made her cry," he explained. Dave sighed.

"Alvin," he said softly as he sat next to him on the bed and put his arm around him, "I understand he was being a jerk, but that doesn't mean you should hit him. That's very dangerous." Alvin nodded.

"Am I grounded?" he asked.

"No," Dave said, "not this time, but next time, you will be. Now let's get you cleaned up." Dave carried Alvin into the kitchen and cleaned his face up.

"Alvin," Jeanette said when Dave finished, "thanks for sticking up for me…again." Alvin hugged her lovingly.

"Anything for you," he said. Brittney felt really jealous again.

"Hey baby," she said as she clung to Simon, "how's your mouth?"

"Painful," Simon replied sarcastically. Brittney glared at him and elbowed him in the rib really hard.

"OOF" he said as it knocked the wind out of him, "I mean…I love you…honey."

Yeah lots of violence, but I thought it was fun to write. I love violence okay?! Please review!!