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A/N: Bonnie has been pursuing Ron and they've just locked lips before Ron bolted. Now Kim and Bonnie are searching for him.

Bon Bon and the Food Chain

Chapter 13

"I figured as much," Kim sighed, sat back in the seat and closed her eyes. She relished the feel of the wind as it gusted around inside the vehicle and across her naked form. After a few minutes her eyes snapped open and she gasped, "Turn off your headlights and pull in to that little turnout up ahead."

"Do you think you know where Ron is headed to?" Bonnie asked as she complied. She turned off her headlights and pulled into one of the small vista overlooks available every couple of miles so visitors could look at the scenery in the mountains outside of Middleton.

"He's probably down near the pond and picnic tables," Kim whispered as she carefully opened her door as to not make much noise. "We come out here and spar sometimes and I think Ron's been coming out here on his own to practice. He's stepped up his game recently so he has to be practicing solo somewhere."

"Do you think we'll catch him in the act?" Bonnie softly snickered as she got out and joined Kim on the trail down to the picnic area. "Count me in."

The two girls got half way down the path before they saw a moving, darting blue glow coming from the picnic area and heard someone grunting from exertion. Kim left the well-worn dirt trail and made her way through the sparse trees and brush with Bonnie tailing behind. They crouched behind a large bush and watched as a naked Ron went from a leg sweep to a helicopter kick then threw a series of rapid punches and kicks. His entire body glowed a soft robin's egg blue and his manhood stood at its full sixteen inch attention which earned a throaty, hungry, yearning groan from Kim.

"I didn't know Ron could make his cock so big..." Bonnie hushed to the redhead as they watched Ron throw eight or ten punches in a split second. Ron was moving through the Kata so swiftly neither of the girls could count the number of kicks and punches thrown during a single sequence. "...or that he can fight so well."

"I didn't know he could fight like that either," Kim responded, her desirous leer morphing into a scowl. "The next time we go up against Drakken, Ron get to fight Shego."

Suddenly the blond boy came to a complete stop. He stood tall as he clapped his hands together in front of his chest. The surrounding blue aura back-flowed into Ron's clasped palms and the entire area went to mere moonlight from the Earth's satellite which only showed half of itself in the night sky. Ron stood stock still in deep concentration for ten seconds before he suddenly thrust his hands out, palms forward, pushing the gathered mystic energy at a small, recently planted sapling. The tree simply exploded into a thousand splinters which smoked and disintegrated into nothingness. Not even a stump was left.

Both girls slapped their hands over their mouths to suppress a gasp. Ron spun toward them and flashed his goofy grin which was at its all out cheesiest as his flesh pole reverted to its flaccid state. "You can come out now Kim, Bon Bon, I know you've been watching. I knew you were here as soon as you pulled up in the car."

"When did you get so good at fighting?" Bonnie asked as she stood up and walked over to Ron. "Why'd you come all the way out here to work out?"

"Are you finally getting you Mystical Monkey Powers under control?" Kim coyly queried as she stepped over to join her fiancé and their new friend.

"I'm getting there KP," Ron laughed "I still can't totally control it unless I'm naked and have a..." He looked down at his cock which was slightly twitching.

"Are you saying you can't fight unless you got a raging boner?" Bonnie begged incredulously as she licked her lips lasciviously and eyed the appendage.

"Fight at my peak, yes," Ron answered. He reached out with a hand and tilted Bonnie's head up so she was looking at his face, "and I'm up here. I can pick up my game during, ah, normal circumstances, but it's no where near what I can do with my MMP."

"From what I saw your form was excellent Ron where's your bike?" Kim rattled off rapid fire as she took his hands in hers.

"Thanks KP, the Ninja's on the other side of that picnic..."

"So that is your bike!" Kim, angrily growled cutting him off, a tad tweaked. "Where'd you get the money for a sports bike like that!?"

"I, well..." Ron stammered and rubbed the back of his neck as he looked over to the machine in question and saw Rufus was fast asleep in his usual riding spot, behind the small windshield. The myriad of empty Bueno Nacho cartons and wrappers scattered about explained why the naked mole rat was in a tryptophan induced, all-out snooze fest.

"Isn't that Andy's bike?" Bonnie quickly asked trying to cover Ron's secret.

"Yeah that's..." Ron answered before his chin quickly fell to his chest and he slowly shook his head. "I can't keep it from you no more KP. I've been getting an annual royalty check from BN for a few years now."

"You got your first check back in October of 2003," Kim rattled off with no thought as the three teens walked over to the picnic table next to the Ninja and sat atop it. "It's 2007 so that means you've gotten three or four more checks?"

"A-yep yep," Ron practically beamed. "They've been between twenty-five and thirty mill and I've barely touched the money this time."

"I'm really proud of you Sweetie," Kim cooed and kissed his cheek. "That tells me you've matured a lot since you got that first check."

"Didn't you get your first royalty check at about the same time you went to England and fought Monkey Fist?" Bonnie asked curiously. "That's when you got your Monkey Power stuff. Maybe that help you become more responsible with your money."

"I got my first Naco check after I received my MMP," Ron shook his head. "I even went on the exchange program before that first check so that can't be it."

"But you've talked to Master Sensei many times after the first Naco check arrived," Kim stated. "Didn't he tell you anything that might have helped?"

Ron gazed down at his hands. "With great power comes great responsibility." They briefly glowed with the Mystical Monkey Powers before they extinguished. "That's what Master Sensei told me once and he keeps reminding me every time I'm at Yamanouchi." Ron turned to his new friend and confessed, "No one's suppose to know but Yamanouchi is a secret ninja school and I go there to train whenever I can during school breaks to learn more about my MMP."

"You're telling me about a secret ninja school?" Bonnie asked incredulously, totally at sea. "Why?"

"I trust you Bon Bon," Ron said with a bright little smile. Bonnie's face lit up like a Christmas tree, "but only cause we're friends now and I know you'll keep my secrets. Both of them. Yamanouchi is special to me; Its given me some sense of balance in my life and I think you need to know about it to see where my decisions may be coming from."

"I thought as much," Bonnie nodded slyly. "I knew there was a lot more to the exchange program than what appeared on the surface and I figured something like that was happening to you." Bonnie paused for a second as she peered down at her bare feet. "And it sounds like you've learned responsibility also applies to your money," Bonnie wistfully sighed as she gazed out at the moonlight reflecting off the calm pond two dozen yards away. "With great wealth comes great responsibility. It's a broad lesson that's worth repeating."

"It sounds like you're talking from experience B," Kim playfully chided.

"You have no idea," Bonnie whined as she leaned forward and rested her elbows on her knees. "As the top of the Food Chain my every word is law in school right now; A great responsibility. Fashion... food... entertainment. Who's hot and who's not. It's an awesome experience but it's also a burden and a huge pain in the butt." She sorrowfully looked over to the couple sitting next to her. "Do you realize how much it's weighed on my mind placing you two at the bottom of the Food Chain? Kim, you go out and take on all those bad guys without a hint of doubt or remorse for all you have to sacrifice and Ron follows you into mortal danger with a smile on his face as if it were all a game. You two are real heroes but I have to... I had to put you down and call you losers because you didn't measure up to the standards of the Food Chain at school. The standards I set."

"You know Ron and I don't think of ourselves as heroes," Kim kidded, "and we never paid much attention to the Food Chain. It resembles nothing in the real World except the Monarchy in Great Briton and even there the Queen Mum doesn't have much power and is nothing more than a figurehead."

"That's right, and yet all of the the students know and fear me," Bonnie laughed. "Isn't that a hoot?"

"Wait a sec wait a sec," Ron shook his head in total disbelief as he shot a glance between the women sitting on either side of him, "are you saying you know the Food Chain is bogus Bon Bon?"

"Of course Ron Ron," Bonnie full out laughed and hugged him copping a feel of his flaccidity before he shrugged her off. "I only adhered to it because it made the students worship me and maybe dress a little better. It's sick and wrong but I was assured of my popularity and it did make them learn to dress for success. Well, most of the students learned except for you two and one or two others." She continued to giggle. "But think about this. You and all your money lead me to conclude someone doesn't really need to dress properly to succeed. They just need a good idea and the right circumstances."

"But the circumstances surrounding Ron are never normal or right," Kim laughed along. "Remember Ron's motto, Never Be Normal."

The two girls quieted down and the three teens sat in silence for a few minutes nakedly enjoying the warm fall evening before Bonnie broke the revelry and spoke up. "It's a school night and I guess we should be getting home. I'm sure my mom and dad want to talk some more about the apartment before Tara comes over."

"What did they have to say after I left?" Ron questioned the brunette as he started to walk the sports bike up the trail to the road behind the two girls.

"We had a major discussion before we went out to dinner."

"You had a big argument?" Ron begged with a chuckle.

"No," Bonnie admonished, "I calmly and coolly explained my situation and feelings and they listened patiently before responding." Bonnie let out with a huge belly laugh. "Our voices did get a little loud once or twice."

"So?" Kim queried. "Where are you going to be living?"

"They finally agreed to let me live in the apartment on a trial basis for a month or two. The only stipulation is they insist I get a job to help pay for my food and stuff but they'll help me out whenever I need it."

"Which is what you were planning to do when you got your own place after graduation anyway," Ron added.

"Club Banana is looking for a new sales person," Kim offered. "You could work with me and Monique. You already know the store like the back of your hand and are one of its best customers."

"Smarty Mart is always looking for new employees too," Ron said with a big cheesy grin. "You could be working with me."

Bonnie stopped in her tracks so suddenly Ron ran the tire of the bike up between her legs. Bonnie let out a yelp, spun out of the way and glared at Ron. "Watch it Stoppable you Loser!"

"Bonnie!" Both Kim and Ron yelled back.

"You're going to take that back," Kim growled as she took up an offensive stance, "or else I'll kick your butt from here to Lowerton!"

"I'm sorry Ron Ron," Bonnie flushed and held out a hand in apology. "Old habits die slowly," she weakly admitted.

"No big Bon Bon," Ron said happily. "I'm surprised you haven't slipped up before now."

"Yeah," a like pink tinted Bonnie's cheeks, "I'm surprised myself in that regard." She looked at the two teens as they all arrived at her car. "As fun as working at Smarty Mart with you sounds Ron, I think I'll try to get the job at Club Banana first. I hear they pay a little better and then there's the employee discount."

"I get a discount on expired canned goods and minimum wage isn't that bad," Ron huffed a bit but with a glint of a smile on his face, "especially when I get hazard pay whenever it's time to feed the Anacondas and pumas and the tarantulas and..."

"Bonnie can worry about a job tomorrow after school," Kim said taking control of the conversation as she grabbed the purple gym shorts from Bonnie's car. "We all need some sleep before our busy day tomorrow." She draped the shorts over the gas tank of the sports bike. "Ron, can you ride me home?"

"Don't you mean give you a ride home?" Bonnie asked with a degenerate glint in her eye. "Or do you just want to ride naked on the back of a motorcycle?"

"The Ninja's only made for one rider," Ron said as he pointed to the small single seat surrounded by a plastic wheel faring to the rear and the large gas tank in front of it.

"I didn't say I wanted to ride behind you," Kim hungrily purred as she straddled the seat but faced in the wrong direction. She laid back with her head resting on the gym shorts covered fuel tank, her legs spread wide and arms held out to him. "I want you to ride me all the way home."

"Kinky!" Bonnie chimed with a huge wicked grin on her face.

Ron mounted up and pushed the button to start the engine. "It's only kinky the first time, remember Bon Bon?"

"What about your shopping bag K?"

"I'll pick 'em up after school tomorrow," Kim grunted as her hips started to ungulate and Ron kicked the sports bike into gear. The bike slowly pulled away from the turnout and onto the roadway before Ron viciously twisted the throttle. The bike pulled a wheelie for a quarter mile before the front wheel dropped back to the pavement. Kim screamed in orgasmic delight the whole four hundred forty yards and for a short distance after.

Ron pulled the bike under the spreading limbs of their old tree house and turned off the engine. "I think we'd better get dressed before we head into the house," he said to Kim who was still impaled on his phallus and had thoroughly enjoyed every second of the ride.

"Your right Ron," Kim growled as she sat up and wrapped her arms around her fiancé's neck and picked up her pace. "Just give me a minute to get off again. Eleven is a lucky number."

"Eleven?" Ron uttered to her in disbelief as he put down the kickstand and leaned back on the seat giving Kim more access to his body for her pleasure. "You usually don't want to make love on Sundays but tonight you rode all the way home and had ten organisms?"

"You really got my motor revving when I saw you running through your Kata so fast," Kim cooed and poked him in the ribs. Ron complied and shot a fourth small load of sperm into his fallopian tube-tied girlfriend that night. Kim rode the surging spasm and continued her pumping as she nuzzled her mouth into the crook of his neck to inflict a hickey.

A squad car pulled up to the curb next to the tree and turned on its emergency lights. "There you two are," the Middleton Police Officer said as he stepped from his vehicle, put his cap on and walked over to the sports bike. "We've had a few calls coming in to the department telling us of a nude joy riding couple on a motorcycle. I take it you're them."

Rufus woke up and looked over the the approaching Constable. "Oh oh!" He jumped off the sports bike and headed up into the tree house.

"Officer Hobble?" Ron said in surprise. One of his hands went to cover Kim's bare bottom and the other tried to pull Kim's naked torso closer to him so the Officer didn't get a good look-see as he blushed furiously. "I... we..." Kim ignored or didn't hear Officer Hobble and continued with her carnal en devours.

"Ron Stoppable?" the police officer said as he recognized the two teens, "and Kim Possible. Well I'll be. I never thought you'd be the two teens out for a joy ride. What's the matter Ronald, haven't you two been on any missions lately and gotten your adrenaline fix? Is that why you got some northern and southern exposure going on there?"

"It has been fairly quiet for the last week," Ron nervously chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck, but still covered Kim's behind with a hand. "Kim and me might be naked but you can't see any of our private parts so we're not really exposed... Are we?"

"Even though I can't see any of your naughty bits," Officer Hobble sighed and got out his citation book, "I'm afraid I'll have to write you up for driving without a license and both of you will be ticketed for indecent exposure."

"No! Please!" Kim pleaded and stopped her hips for only a second as her head whipped around to look at the Officer. "We promise we won't do it again! Please don't give us a ticket. My dad will go hypersonic!"

"I'm sorry Miss Possible," Officer Hobble sighed, "but I must give you a ticket. If I let you two go this time I'll have to let others go and then where will we be? Everyone will be driving around without clothes on... as much fun as that sounds."

"But you didn't see us," Ron said with sheer determination on his face as he waved a MMP, blue aura enshrouded hand in front of the officer's face.

Officer Hobble stared blankly ahead of him and monotoned, "I never saw you two tonight."

"You never caught up to the two naked joy riders," Ron continued with the Jedi trick that seemed to be working..

"I never caught up with the two naked joy riders."

"You need a donut right now," Ron said with a wicked glint in his eye.

"I think I need a donut right now," Officer Hobble casually said as he turned to his squad car and walked away. "I guess my sugar level is kinda low. I'd better take care of that right away." The Middleton Peace Officer got in his car and drove away.

"Oh Ron!" Kim almost screamed as she shuddered in orgasmic bliss and fell back onto the gas tank of the sports bike. "How?" she panted.

"Master Sensei didn't get a screen credit," Ron chuckled as he got off the bike and helped Kim stand on shaky legs, "but he told me he's been a close friend with George Lucas for years and helped him write all the Star Wars movies."

Kim finally got her land legs and walked arm in arm over to the boards that led up to the tree house. "Are you telling me all of the Jedi tricks and moves are based on ninja skills?"

"Some of them," Ron laughed as he ascended the boards up to their sanctuary, "but he told me most of the Jedi's abilities are based on the Mystic Powers and I should be able to do a lot of them with my MMP. That's the first time I tried the mind control thingie."