Sorry for the delay! I've got prerry distracted with Clannad, Touhou and Harry Potter. Anyways, thanks for those who fav'd it and alert'd it. Here's the third chapter, which I had to type it without my glasses because they broke (. More reviews, please!

Monday arrived and I have been entrusted a mission by my sister: telling Koizumi how much she loves her. I was thinking how I could tell such a touchy topic to him while I was ascending the hill to school.

To my misfortune, Taniguchi found me and started talking about how awesome were his goals at the match. Man, I really wish I could smack his face right now. His goals were thanks to Nagato's spell. He doesn't have the skill to score those goals.

School hours passed on without putting effort on listening classes. I was planning my sister's declaration to Koizumi and I somehow couldn't avoid getting jealous to him. I hope this turns out good. If something awkward happens if they're together, I'll blame him and I'll punch him.

Before I went to the clubroom, I walked around the school grounds, thinking and talking to myself again. I hope no one noticed it. The least thing I want is a misunderstanding.

Well, here we are… SOS brigade clubroom.

I opened the door. I saw Haruhi using the computer, probably surfing the net. Nagato was reading a book, as always. Asahina-san was already in her maid costume, preparing tea. Koizumi was waiting for me with a board of Othello. This was pretty much a normal day for the brigade, or at least that's what I hope.

Haruhi noticed my entrance and greeted me with a wide smile on her face. "Kyon, look! We're on the blogs about the soccer tournament!"

"What?!" Oh no… this can't be good.

"Yes! C'mere! We're famous Kyon! Famous! Now the SOS brigade will get some respect and I'm sure lots of reporters will come here to interview us! Not to mention the chance of finally get another mystery mission!" You sure look this up as great news, right? Sigh… I'm scared of even looking the screen. But, it doesn't matter whether I was scared or not, because Haruhi ran to me and pulled me to it from my sleeve.

I saw a blog entry that read: "Strangest Match Ever".

"I can't believe what my eyes saw there. The Kamigahara Ninjas, one of the favorite teams to win the amateur soccer tournament that took place in Saturday, got into the strangest event, probably on soccer history. An amateur team, called 'SOS Brigade', was their first opponents. I've gotta say, that team was conformed by boys and girls, probably from a prep school, and even a little girl! I don't know why they were there, but I haven't had any hopes to that team, and the first period showed it: 23-0.

However, in the second period, they were pummeling the Ninjas badly. I've even saw some strange goals! I think they're impossible for a normal human being. But this 'SOS Brigade', conformed by 'normal' people, turned the tables and the match ended with 23-30! What the hell?!

And another strange thing was that they retired after winning the match! I highly doubt the SOS Brigade threatened them to pay or that the Ninjas' gave money to them to retire. I really hoped they could pull out another goal show, but whatever. By the way, the Ninjas won the tournament, with a bittersweet taste of course.

Oh, and on another note, a friend of mine told me that a team of the same name did exactly the same with a Baseball tournament. I really wish I could investigate more about this extraneous team.

As always, I've recorded some of these 'goals' from the SOS Brigade. Look by yourself and give your comments."

Below the entry, it was a link to a video site. I quickly clicked it and there I was at the video, kicking one of my goals that lead the brigade to victory. There were some goals from my companions, too.

Earth, swallow me! Someone, take me away from this world! Now!

"Haha! And that's not all, Kyon! Look, there's a forum that comments on us!" Haruhi said excitedly.

I think I've seen enough….

"Neat!" That's all I said.

"I hope there's another sport event so we can show to the world how awesome the SOS brigade is!" Haruhi yelled.

As I tried to forget that entry, I sat down across Koizumi and he started the Othello. Dang! I almost forgot my mission! Oh well, I'll tell him after the meeting.

The club hour passed by with Haruhi surfing the net, excited to find another of these blogs, and the rest of us doing the same as always. As we were leaving, crossing the school gates, I reached Koizumi and whispered him.

"Hey, can I talk to you for a second?"

"Sure. What is it?" He said with his typical smile. "You want me to train you on ESP?"

"No! It's really important!" I said. By the way, I'm still uninterested to learn those weird things right now.

"Okay, what is it then?"

"I'll be direct," I said. I hesitated a bit, but then I realized I had to do this for my sister. "My sister loves you."

"Oh." he replied. I can't believe he stayed with that smile as if nothing happened!

"And… she wants a date with you. This Saturday."

"Sure!" Did he really say that?! He didn't hesitate not even a bit? "Besides, I wouldn't want to break her little heart. If I did that, you would certainly hit me." Ah… so that's why. Well, that's true. I don't want my sister's heart to be broken that easily.

"Okay… but no weird things, okay?!"

"Weird things? Such as…"

"No friends of yours from the Agency. No weird ESPer tricks. No showing her any closed space. Is that clear?" I said. I care about my sister and I don't want any fricking weird thing to happen to her. I'm scared of thinking what a shinjin could do to her.

"Why? Isn't it fun? I promise I'll train her and I'll make her the best ESPer the Agency had in its life. I'll codename her 'Neko', for her love to cats, especially Shamisen. And who knows, together we could accomplish our mission of watching Haruhi, so she also might be part of the SOS Brigade."

I clenched my right fist.

"Just kidding!" Seems he noticed it.

After I told him the meeting place and the time, I left directly to my house.

I greeted my mom and went straight to my room. There, my sister was waiting at the door with a nervous look. She looked at me.

"He said yes." I said. "He'll be waiting for you."

Her eyes went big and teary, and she made a big Haruhi-like smile. She ran to me, and hug-tackled me. I fell to the floor, being happy because she was happy. She said lots and lots of "Thank you, Kyon-kun! Thank you!" to me.

Looking at her like that, I hoped that her date would be amazing to her. An experience she would never forget: her first date.

Koizumi, you better treat her well. Or else…