Miss Silly Goose and Miss Anthrope wish to make it known throughout the land, that we do not own Gundam Wing, nor

any of the characters within.

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Chapter 5 The Social Function

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"Your hair!!...You're here!" Exclaimed an unusually well dressed Duo with Hilde

clinging to his arm.

"Do you like it? Catherine did it. She put this gel stuff in my hair. She said I looked

handsome." Said Trowa.

"Uh huh...right.." Said Duo

"Really handsome!" Said Hilde.

"I'd never let any woman touch my hair" Said Wufei.

"Yeah! Me neither!" Squeaked the small child.

"Let me fix your hair tie Wufei, it's falling out." Said Sally as she tackled Wufei's

obnoxious locks.

"Thank you woman, that would have been embarassing." Said Wufei. He walked away

small child in tow.

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Zechs and Noin entered the building.

" Milliardo take off that stupid helmet!" Said Noin.

"No I can't be Milliardo Peacecraft at this function, I have business to attend to."

"Take it off!!"

"Fine." He growled. His eyes darted across the ballroom scanning for his prey, and

narrowed when he found it. "Yuy."

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Relena sat at a table surrounded by females in dresses of varying shades of pastel.

"Oh miss Relena, you look so beautiful."

"She always has the nicest dresses."

"I just love seeing you at parties miss Relena..."

"Etc."

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Heero appeared in front of the table and thrust a plate of strawberry shortcake at Relena.

"Why Heero, thank you. How did you know?"

"I read your manual, but that information is irrelevant. What's important is that I'm

going to kill you. No wait, I mean, grrr. Operation shortcake failed, retreat."

"Ouch." Exclaimed Milliardo as his fist came in contact with a wall where Heero had

been standing mere seconds ago. He grumbled as he rubbed his fist.

"Hi Milliardo. Look what Heero brought me. Milliardo grumbled and walked away.

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All done!! Mission Editing complete.