K well like last time this one is all Emmett's Point of View EVEN the ( ) Ok? Sorry about the wait...this story took a back seat to everything but its back!

"Step one: Call Alice and get her in on it!" Lexi was sitting in our living room. Our plan to prank Edward was in full swing. We had stopped by the costume shop to pick up the supplies. (I didn't include this because I didn't want to mention how big of a child I was being! Lexi refused to buy me my lollypop! Hello Kitty came out with one! IT'S SO CUTE!!! Opps…I didn't want you to know that….ok one, two, three, FORGET!)

"I'm sure she already knows what we have planned!" I rolled my eyes at her.

"You're just mad cause I wouldn't buy you that five year old girls lollypop!" She made a smug face at me! Lexi made a face at me? Now that isn't something that you can get away with.

"No you didn't!" I snapped my fingers and did the head thingy that you see teen girls do in movies. Her mouth dropped open as she looked me.

"I can NOT believe you just did that!" She was dying of laughter, rolling around. "Just text Alice before I give you a swirly!"

"Fine! But just to set the record straight…you couldn't give me one!" I stuck my tongue out at her and pulled out my slick silver phone.

"Hey did you ever name your phone? Mine is named Fred!" She smiled and nodded at me. (I figured I should tell you why she asked me this. We were going swimming one day and she went to push me in the pool and I told her she couldn't cause she would kill my friend, which is my phone and she said friends need to have names….anyways back to Emmett's amazing story!)

"I named it Happy Bunny after those shirts that are so cute!" I opened my phone and started to type my message to Alice.

"Um…Emmett how many of those do you own?" She was trying not to laugh I think.

"Psh all of them! Yeah you're jealous aren't you?" She fell off the couch now cause she was laughing so hard.

"Those are girl shirts!" She responded.

"NO! Is this a girl shirt?" I opened my button down shirt to reveal a light blue shirt with the Happy Bunny on it and the words 'Lets focus on me' in white print under it. "I think NOT!"

"Umm….I'd have to go with YEAH!! Now finish the text your school day is almost over!" (They are NOT girl shirts by the way!)

"K it's done!" I handed her the phone. The message read: We know you know the plan, so grab Bella and come to the house! I hit the send button and waited impatiently for Alice to message back.

"So….have you beat Jasper…at anything yet?" Her smile took over her whole face.

I opened my month to retort (Yeah I know another big word…I have a lot of them so get ready!) but my phone went off. Now that we were out of school I had turned it off of silent and the best song ever, Shakira's song These Hips Don't Lie, started to play.

"Umm….are you girl? I figure I should ask…cause I might have to change your title from big brother to little sister." She smiled.

"What? What? This song is amazing!" I busted out the Emmett dance just to prove it to her. I shook my butt like Shakira does in the video. "OH!!!! BURN" I shouted at her.

"Yeah…just read it! Oh, and PLEASE NEVER do that again!" She's just mad cause she doesn't have my amazing skill that's all!

Yeah I know! Be at house in 5 min. Be ready! Edward knows Bella is leaving class!

So if it took me 2 min. to dance then she should be here really soon. I texted her back: k kool! Will Bella go along with it?

Almost right when I hit the send button my phone went off. Even though I love Alice, it was VERY annoying how she did that. She knew what I was going to say before I sent it! GGRRR! It's impossible to buy her presents for anything! I right about drove myself up a wall last year trying to figure out a way to get around her! I gave up and just threw my present at her. She says she loved it, but I know she knew about it way before I had even bought it!

Edward…wow…now that is another story trying to get around. All you have to do with him is sing the ABC's over and over and over again until he gets so annoyed that he yells at you…sometimes I just do it to annoy him even when I don't have anything to keep from him. Jasper and I make a game of it. Whoever can annoy Edward first wins!

The door opened and Alice came walking in tugging Bella along with her. Guess I should have read her message before I went down memory lane…oh well!

"Alice what is going on?" Bella didn't like surprises, but this one wasn't for her.

"Lexi, Bella. Bella, Lexi! Ok let's get it on!" I did introductions then handed Bella the package.

"What is this?" Bella held up the fake vampire fangs, the makeup blood, and the cape that we had bought earlier.

"This is Edward's prank!" Lexi spoke this time before jumping up and down in excitement.

"We have….15 minutes before he gets worried and comes home! Come on Bella lets get you ready!" Alice grabbed Bella's hand and pulled her toward the stairs.

"Gooey Gooey Gum Drops this is going to be fun!" Yeah, I know dumb saying, but I never get to pull one over on Edward….so I was going to enjoy it and don't you try to stop me!

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