Sorry that its been so long since I have been writing but I am back:) Remember this is ALL Emmett's point of view even the words in the ( ). Ok enjoy! And tell me what you think about it and what you think they should do to Carlisle! I need some help there :)
"Alice what is going on?" I could hear Bella whining at Alice upstairs in the bathroom!
"Bella don't be such a spoil sport!" I shouted up the stairs. Lexi and I were busy getting the downstairs all set up! This was going to be SO much! Better then that time when I throw frogs into Jaspers shower! What? He was singing!
"Emmett if Edward kills you it's not my fault!" Bella was shouting down the stairs at me! I just laughed…wait…
"Alice?" Was Edward really going to hurt me! Last time I pranked him I had taken all of his CD's and hid them in my room. In their cases though I put burned copies of rap. Lets just say that Edward was not to happy to hear 50 Cent Candy Shop playing while Bella was over. I had to hide for a while cause of that one.
"Emmett we need more spider web over here." Lexi yelled.
"Wow…you did that fast!" I turned around to face the stairs. Everything was perfect! MMMHHHHHHWWWWW (That's my evil laugh by the way).
"Been working on that laugh I see." Lexi joked.
"Yeah and it's still better then yours will ever be!" I stuck my tongue out at her and ran up the stairs to get everything ready.
"Emmett don't you dare come in here!" Alice shouted through the door.
"Gr! I hate your power Alice!" I yelled back at her. One day! One day I will find away around her power and then POW watch out cause it's going to Emmett time!
"That's just cause you're mad that you can't pull one over on me!" I could hear her smile! Is that possible…cause I swear I could!
"Psh Whatever talk to the hand!" I stuck my hand out to the bathroom door as I walked past.
"Umm…yeah! You positive your not a girl Emmett?" Lexi yelled up the stairs.
"IF YOU DON'T STOP CALLING ME A GIRL!!"
"What you going to do? Sing me to death!" I could hear Alice and Bella laughing through the door.
"Not funny! I will have you know that my voice is very wonderful thank you very much!" I put my hands on my hips and thrust my chest out. Lexi just started laughing.
"OMG you are SUCH a little girl!" I snapped! I mean you know how bulls get mad when they see red? Well I was seeing red but I was already mad. I charged down the stairs and stopped right in front of her.
"You take that back right now! You hear me! I am a big strong man!" I flexed to show off my muscles.
"Mmmm…sure ok!" She smiled at me. Mental note: Don't forget to prank Lexi back really bad before she leaves; oh and mental note number two: we need cheese spray.
"Emmett Edward is going to be here in two minutes." Alice called down the stairs.
"OK places everyone!" I always wanted to say that! I would make such a great director of a movie one day!
"Emmett is all of this! My living room looks like a hunted house!" Esme walked into the room. Oops…mental note number three: remember to tell Esme when we are planning a prank.
"Its for Edwards prank." I gave her my famous puppy dog eyes! No one can resist my puppy dog eyes.
"Stop with those creepy eyes! Just clean up when you are finished." What? She didn't like my puppy dog eyes?! You have got to be kidding! They are AMAZING!
"Yeah ok we will." I hung my head low…Esme resisted my eyes! What has this world come to! Its horrible!
"Emmett Edward is about to come up the drive way!" Alice shouted down the stairs at me!
"Ok! Everyone sing the ABC's in their heads and get to your places! Quite on set!" I shouted as I ran to my hiding place.
This was going to be amazing! Wait! Stop thinking! A B C D E F G, mmmm I wonder if Bella will share her cheeseburger with me, Emmett STOP! H I J K L M N O P. The front door opened and Edwards prank was in full swing!
I pushed the on button to the smoke machine. The room quickly filled with the crisp white cloud of smoke. It danced off of the spider webs that had been placed over the banister and up the stairs. Creepy music was being played in the kitchen and it floated into the room. (Wow! I should totally write a book!)
"Esme? Bella?" Edward called out into the darkness. A shadow of a creature appeared at the top of the stairs. Their cape swaying in the wind.
"I want to suck your blood! MMMUUUUAAAAHHHHAAAHHHHAAAHHHHAAA!" Alice shone the spotlight toward to figure. Bella came into focus.
"I want to suck your blood!" She had lowered her voice to sound deep and scary. She opened her mouth and the fake fangs shown. Trickles of fake blood poured out her mouth as she started to walk toward the stairs. Her cape was swaying with her as she walked. Edward just stared at her wide eyed as she made her way down the stairs. I made my grand appearance then!
"Ah! Its Dracula!" I ran in front of Bella who was standing at the foot of the stairs now. (I was honestly surprised that she made it all the way down without tripping on her cape)
"Its lunch time!" Bella smiled toward me, she was trying her hardest not laugh as she grabbed me in a hug and pretended to bit me. "Yummy!" She said as she looked up at Edward. I fell to the ground pretending to be dead. As she walked past me though she got her foot caught up on her cap and she fell forward. Edward who had been standing in front of us just wide eyed with his mouth open rushed forward to save her.
I swear if the two of them were any more like Superman and that chick girl I would be so jealous. Once I asked Rose to trip for me so I could catch her and she just stared at me like I was crazy! Just once I want to the hero! I will show the world!! You just wait! Super Emmett! My chest will have a huge S and E all cool looking on it!
"Emmett…umm…" Edward just looked me. Bella was sitting in his lap on the floor. Her fangs still in and the fake blood drying on her cheeks. She just started laughing at me!
"What are you wearing?" Edward asked.
"What? I had to dress to the part. Der!" I was wearing short pants and a little top with Hello Kitty on it. It was cute! I love this outfit, but don't tell Rose I have it!
"Yeah…ok!" Bella couldn't contain her laughter a second longer. Alice and Lexi came out of their hiding spots and joined in the laughing.
"You should have seen your face Edward! You looked like you were going to pee yourself!" Lexi said between giggles.
"Have you seen what Emmett is wearing?" Edward had started to laugh too.
"You know what! Stop dissing the outfit!" I crossed my arms and looked at him! "Back off Mr…Mr…white shirt!" Oh I totally just got him! HA!
"So…next we should Carlisle!" Alice had stopped laughing as an evil look came to her eyes.