Wanna Fight, Dobe?
Chapter 2: Much Like Me
Warning: This fan fiction includes yaoi and mature content/words. If you do not like, then do not read. Thanks.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters. -dramatic sighs- --
AN: Wow, I got reviews. J I'm so happy. Well, here is the second part of the chapter. XD.
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"Ino...What is Naruto doing?" Nara Shikamaru asked, seeing Naruto climb up a tree near Sasuke's bedroom window before he hoped onto the roof. "Uh...He better not be trying to attack Sasuke! That blockhead!" Ino growled, earning a roll of the eyes from Shikamaru.
"Why do girls drool all over him? He's an asshole..." Shikamaru asked, rubbing his temples, laying down. Crunching of potato chips could be heard from the third member of the team. "Shows what you know about girls, Shikamaru.." Chouji said, managing not to spit out his mouthful of chips as he spoke.
"Exactly...No wonder why you don't have a girlfriend." Ino said, now distracted away from the Naruto scene. "I don't have a girlfriend because they are too troublesome..." Shikamaru said, yawning. "Are not! You're just lazy!" Ino scoffed.
If they had been paying more attention to Naruto, they would have noticed him sneaking into Sasuke's window. "Dobe! What the hell do y-" Sasuke called out before his mouth was covered.
"That sounded like Sasuke-kun!" Ino said, panicked, looking over at the Uchiha mansion, but not moving from her lunch with her teammates. Wrestling noises could be heard along with Naruto's cry.
"Yea, Sasuke!" Ino cheered as 'Sasuke' walked out of his bedroom window, looking around before seeing Ino, jumping from rooftop to rooftop until he landed on the rooftop that Ino's team was eating on. "Hey losers." 'Sasuke' said, kicking over their food. "Sasuke! What was that for?" Ino asked, standing up quickly so she wouldn't get food on her. "For you being a fugly bitch!" 'Sasuke' exclaimed, a Naruto smile on his face.
"You're not Sasuke..." Ino said, looking at 'Sasuke'. All of a sudden she did some hand signals, initiating the mind transfer no jutsu.
A 'boing' sound could be heard and the dropping of Ino's body as her mind transferred into 'Sasuke's' body. "Naruto..." Naruto's body said, Ino found out who was imitating her beloved Sasuke-kun.
She got out of Naruto's mind, Naruto's technique fading as he fell to the floor, unconscious. "Oops..." Ino said, kicking Naruto's body before she packed up her food, kicking Naruto once again, before walking away with her team.
Naruto, for the second time that day, was hurt and beaten by a Sasuke lover. He was lucky he was unconscious, for the marks he acquired looked quite painful. Sasuke lay, tied from head to toe, on the floor, a gag over his mouth.
He was lucky he had a kunai still in his hand from when he heard an 'attacker' sneaking into his bedroom window while he was enjoying a nice lunch.
-Flash back-
"What the-" Sasuke cursed, looking at five Narutos jumping him. He had used the replacement no jutsu just in time, the Naruto replacements arguing over the log. "Mine!" they yelled between them before they were stabbed by some kunais thrown by Sasuke.
He had jumped up into the air, in front of the mess, his eyes scanning across his familiar room. He saw Naruto's back, grabbing onto him, with quite some ease, managing to sit on him as he tied up the orange jacket wearing boy.
He backed away, glaring down at Naruto, who seemed to struggle against the restraints, but then smoke filled the room as Naruto 'poof'ed, having used the replacement no jutsu as well. "Damnit!" Sasuke hissed, when he was grabbed from behind, forced to the ground, a Naruto at each of his arms.
"I didn't know someone who couldn't even make one replication could use the Kage Bunshin no jutsu!" He hissed, as his arms were tied behind his back, roughly, his mouth gagged.
-End Flash back-
Sasuke managed to cut the ropes that bounded him, but it took him some time to actually be able to move his wrists enough to slice through the ropes. In the time that it took, Naruto had woken up, rubbing his eyes as he sat up, holding onto his stomach where Ino had kicked him.
"Ah, that bitch.." He mumbled, remembering his plan to make Sasuke look bad. He knew the perfect person to talk to as Sasuke...Sakura. He used a jutsu to change his form once more, bounding off the rooftops to go find the pink haired girl.
He walked down the paths, seeing her sitting on a bench near some trees, eating lunch alone, doing what looked like...Day dreaming? Probably about the Uchiha. He walked over to her, her face seemed to go bright, seeing him.
She blushed softly. 'This is working!' Naruto thought to himself, his appearance exactly like Sasuke's. 'She believes me!' He walked over, sitting next to her. "S-Sasuke-kun...What are you doing here?" She asked, her voice soft, a light tone to it. 'Sasuke' just crossed his arms over his chest.
He would make Sakura believe that Sasuke liked her, then crush her dreams. Perfect. "I came to talk to you." He said, "Your forehead, it's wide and beautiful...I just want to kiss it." He said, and Sakura blushed. "T-That's what it's for.." She said, softly, looking into 'Sasuke's' eyes. "You know, Sasuke...I've liked you for a long time, and all this time, I have just been trying to be noticed by you." Sakura said, blushing. "I always wanted you to accept me."
'Sasuke' looked at her. Naruto had to think hard and well about his plan now. To crush Sakura's dreams, when she was just like him, wasn't that what the villagers were doing to him each and everyday? Wasn't that the very thing he wanted to overcome, wasn't it what he wanted to do, to be recognized?
He mentally sighed, looking at Sakura as she moved closer to him, her eyes closed, her lips puckered up, obviously ready to kiss 'Sasuke'. He instinctively moved closer, when he felt a familiar feeling in his stomach, besides the pain that Ino caused him.
It was a rumbling feeling, like gas erupting through it. "S-Sakura-chan.." He said, softly, grabbing his stomach. "I have to go.." With that, he bolted off, racing to the nearest bathroom.
Sakura blinked, looking at 'Sasuke's' running form. "Sasuke-kun..?" She said, softly, sighing, opening back up her lunch, poking it slightly. She just waited, waited for him to return. Naruto, now, had transformed back into his form, running, pushing people out of his way. He was nearing the bathrooms, the stench of it reaching his nose.
"Almost there!" He exclaimed, but went into a screeching halt. Who do you think was in front of him? Yes, the Uchiha. He cracked his knuckles. "Naruto..." He grumbled, looking at him. Naruto cringed slightly. "Sasuke...Move over! I have to go to the-" "No! Not until you pay for what you did.." He said, glaring at Naruto.
"Kage Bunshin no jutsu!" Naruto yelled, replications building up around him, thinking of having them attack Sasuke while he went to relieve himself. They all started to attack, but then the same rumbling feeling went through each of their stomachs. They all fell to the floor, holding their stomachs, groaning. "Bathroom!!" They yelled in unison, racing to the bathroom. "No!" Naruto yelled, running ahead of them into the bathroom.
Sasuke just looked at them strangely, shrugging his shoulders. He would get the dobe, later...That night maybe. Naruto had to wait for each replication to use the bathroom, finally getting his chance. He had explosive diarrhea which immediately came out once he sat on the toilet. -censored-.
After a long time, he finally walked out of the bathroom, scratching his butt slightly, walking to his house. He couldn't seem to make Sasuke look bad, no matter what he did.
It seemed that the emo Uchiha was loved too much by his fan girls and that nothing Naruto ever did would change that. He sighed, walking into his lonely apartment, making his way up to his bedroom, sitting on his bed, his arms in his lap, his head down.
It seemed that the plan failed and he had used up a lot of his chakra. "Now what?" He asked, softly.
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Sasuke, at the moment, was walking. He looked around him as he walked, a soft sigh emitting from his lips. He saw Sakura sitting down, she seemed quite happy to see him.
"Sasuke-kun! Back from the bathroom?" She asked, knowing that 'Sasuke' had a problem. "Bathroom? What are you t-NARUTO!" He yelled, clenching his fists at his sides. "Naruto? What do you mean?" Sakura asked, oblivious to the truth.
"He's an annoying orphan with no parents, why would you want to hang out with him? I mean, come on, no one likes him, people should just put him out of his misery. His own parents didn't even want him. How pathetic...Having no parents.." She went on rambling and rambling, not noticing Sasuke get mad.
"Sakura, shut up. You're annoying.." He said, his hands tightening at his sides, as he walked away. "Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked, for a second time that day, as Sasuke had his back to her, walking away. He was going to Uzumaki's house...To talk to the yellow haired boy.
-End Chapter-
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A/N: Thank you guys for reviewing! That totally made my day. Here is the next chapter, I hope it was as good as the first. J Keep up the reviewing job, I really appreciate it. J Thank you. I'm thinking that the next chapter will get into the SasuNaru-ness. :)
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