The day after I uploaded chapter five, I got at least 30 emails from fanfiction. Thanks everybody, I love all your support! 3

Warnings: Rated M for a reason. Yaoi, Mature themes, Bad language.

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

"..." speech

'...' thoughts

000 time skips

Chapter six: Being the ass

'Did I die?' Naruto thought, "Whoa, major case of deja vu!" The blonde tried to turn over on his side, but found his leg was as heavy as lead.

"Don't move, dobe!" ordered Sasuke from the seat beside the bed.

Naruto turned his head to glare at the raven, "What am I going to do, if I can't move?" he asked franticly.

Sasuke rolled his eyes "Until you get better I'm going to be your ass"

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Naruto asked wrinkling his nose in confusion.

The raven sighed and shifted in his seat " I'm going to tend to your every need, or in other words be your ass"

Naruto giggled and smiled brightly "Wow, thanks Sasuke!"

Sasuke smirked, 'anything to make you smile, dobe'

000

"Sasuke, I'm huuuungry!" cooed Naruto from his bed.

Sasuke rubbed his temples and ran upstairs to Naruto's room. "You just ate!" he yelled.

"But I'm a growing boy!" Naruto argued cutely.

The raven sighed in defeat, "What do you want to eat?"

Naruto rubbed his chin in thought "Uhhh.. how about some Ramen!"

"Again?"

"Don't question my authorities!" snapped Naruto playfully.

Sasuke boiled water and grabbed a ramen cup. "The last time I ate was about seven months ago," he grumbled. "And that lamb was only a baby" he continued.

"Here your majesty!" the raven said sarcastically, placing the Ramen on the blondes lap.

"Twank woo!" Naruto said in a baby voice, snapping a pair of chop sticks in two.

"Hey, anybody home?" asked a high-pitched voice.

Sasuke stiffened, "Sasuke who's that?" asked Naruto frightened.

"Don't make me go vampire on your ass!" ranted a low male voice.

"Shut up!" complained another voice.

Sasuke clenched his fist. "Stay here Naruto," he ordered as he ran down the stairs.

"It's not like I can go anywhere!" yelled Naruto at his retreating back.

000

"Gaara, Temari, Kankoro? What the hell are you guys doing here?" asked Sasuke outraged.

"We wanted to see you again," gushed Temari.

"There's a human upstairs!" snapped Sasuke, pointing to Narutos room.

Gaara smirked "I see you have finally found a fuck toy" snickered the red head.

"Lets go see her!" Temari giggled. Skipping happily up the stairs followed by her two brothers.

Sasuke slapped his head and went to the kitchen; he really needed some Advil right about now.

000 (AN: Naruto is now sitting up in bed)

Temari stopped in her tracks and looked around the pale room. Finding the bed she examined the person in it. "It's a boy!" she squealed. "Hot!"

Naruto stared at the three intruders. There was a short girl with four blonde pigtails, an even shorter red head boy with lots of eyeliner on, and a tall brunette boy. "W-who are you p-people?" he stammered. " And where's S-sasuke?"

Gaara laughed. "Were friends of Sasuke, and don't worry he's just downstairs"

"Has you raped you yet?" asked Kankoro bluntly.

Narutos eyes went wide and he spat his ramen out. "Has he what?" he chocked.

"I'd take that as a no" concluded Temari, taking a seat by the bed. "So, how long have you and Sasuke been dating?"

Naruto looked around confused, he saw Gaara and Kankoro smirking and whispering something about 'humans' and Temari bouncing in her seat waiting for an answer. "D-dating?" he croaked.

Temari shook her head. "Yes, dating!"

Naruto shook his head, "Oh no, Sasuke doesn't like me in that kind of way!" he said trying to defend himself.

Everyone in the room laughed, excluding a confused blonde. Kankoro came forward, leaning over the bed to get a closer look at the boy "Are you gay?" he asked smirking.

"NANI?" Naruto screamed. He noticeably squirmed under the covers. "I mean, well- you see, i-it depends!" he blurted out.

Gaara took a couple steps closer and grinned evilly, "There's alot you don't know about Sasuke, so be careful!" he said turning away from the bed, and stepping down the stairs.

"Never let your guard down!" chuckled Kankoro, following Garra down.

"And expect the unexpected!" Temari giggled skipping after her brothers. She stopped at the top of the steps "We enjoyed meeting you Naruto!" she said before disappearing downstairs.

The blonde sighed, "That was strange," he said putting his empty Ramen bowl on the side table. "They were acting as if they weren't human!" he continued laughing. "And they must of thought me and Sasuke were more then just friends, but were not!" he frowned as the words he had just said sunk in.

000

"Did my friends scare you?" asked Sasuke entering the blondes' room.

Naruto made a popping sound with his mouth "No, they were really nice" he said 'and a little horny' he thought, remembering the question they had asked him.

"They didn't mention anything strange, did they?" the raven asked chewing on his bottom lip.

The blonde played with his fingers broadly " Not really, but they wanted to know if I was gay" he looked at Sasuke square in the eye, "And I told them sure, I hope your okay with that" he whispered a little self conscious.

Sasuke stared at Naruto with his mouth agape 'did I just shit my pants?' he asked shocked. 'who cares, he's gay! he's gay!' his mind shouted doing the hokey pokey. Sasuke realized he hadn't said anything and smiled "No, that's fine!" he breathed happily.

Naruto sighed in relief "I didn't want our friendship to be awkward!" he confessed looking down at the bed.

Sasuke smirked 'believe me, now that I know your gay, our friendship is anything but awkward!'

TBC

This chapter is shit! I have most of the other chapters already planned out, I'm planning to have about 12 or so chapters, so if you have any suggestions don't be afraid to say them. Read && Reveiw! D

Ryuji