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Chapter Twenty-Two:

Jessica paced the living room as Jeff and Nero sat down on the couch watching her. Jeff had no idea what to say for the situation that had occurred nearly twenty minutes ago.

"Nero," Jessica spoke clearly.

"Yes, mom?"

"What you have seen today…was an act of passion." Jeff looked at Jessica as if she had two heads.

"You mean, sex?"

Jessica froze. "uh, yeah…but your father and I weren't doing that."

Jeff looked down and tried not to laugh.

"Then what were you doing?" Nero questioned.

"Looking for an earring."

"Passionately…looking for an earring?"

Jessica sniffled. "It was my favorite pair."

"Oh, okay…can I go now then?" Nero asked feeling uncomfortable.

"No, you can't…Son," Jeff spoke. "I think it's about time we had the talk."

Jessica's eyes widened in shock, 'Jeff you asshole' she thought.

"Uh, talk…wow. Okay, wait. Jeff, why don't you give him the talk while you're having that Hardy's day out? Matt can even help you."

"Okay." Jeff spoke. "Son, go and get you stuff and we can go."

"Alright!" Nero jumped off the couch and ran out of the room and into Matt. "I wouldn't go in there if I were you."

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"Jeff, you can't really give him the talk…can you?" Jeff was standing in front of Jessica.

"Yea, I can Jessica. I think I'm capable."

"I think…you're not! Jeff, you can't be serious."

"Well, Jessica I am serious. He's growing up."

"It's too soon."

"Look, I'll tell you how it goes. Better now than when he gets some girl knocked up."

"Well, if he did…I'm sure he won't leave her to wrestle."

"Jess…"

"Sorry, I know…way out of line."

"Nero is a man."

"Correction, Nero is a boy."

"He's a Hardy boy."

"He's 11. My son, I raised him."

"Our son, Jess. Tell me you aren't going to play that card every time argue."

"Sorry, Hardy."

"It's okay…"

Matt walked into the room before Jeff could say anything. "Ready?" he asked.

Jeff leaned forward and kissed Jess on the lips. "This weekend."

"Yes, I'll bring the condoms." Jessica replied, laughing.

"You already know what size." Jeff spoke.

"That I do, that I do."

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Later that day Jessica was on her phone talking to Misty.

"So…what happened when I heard a bang and a scream?"

"Nero…he sort of walked in on Jeff and I."

"Doing what?"

"Ya know."

"Fucking?" Misty basically screamed into the phone.

"I prefer making love…but sure."

Misty laughed. "Poor Nero, scared for life."

"He is not, he'll forget about it in no time."

"Please, he'll remember it forever. Take it from someone who's walked in on her parental units before."

"Poor you."

"I know." Misty laughed.

"So, your parents going to be at the funeral?"

"Yeah…it sucks because I don't want to see them."

"You haven't seen them since you were 19."

"I know, I wish it was longer."

"Yeah…man, parents…they're so…overrated."

"Says the mother with the bagel loving son."

"Not me, I'm a cool mom. I think, I just try to protect my family and what's mine."

"Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with that."

"There better not be." Jessica laughed. "I wonder if Jeff is giving Nero the talk right now."

"Ugh! If it wasn't for you…Jeff wouldn't know what sex is."

"Don't I know it?" Jessica laughed.

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Jeff smiled to Nero as Matt stood next to him with a bag in his hand.

"Okay, I'm going to be giving you the talk."

"The talk?"

"The sex talk."

"The one everyone hates." Matt mumbled.

"Okay, so Nero." Jeff ignored Matt. "Sex is a form of intercourse and should only be done when you love someone. Like a girlfriend."

"Or a wife," Matt spoke. "Nero, I wouldn't have sex unless you're married."

"Please, like you did? Oh wait, you never were married." Jeff spoke. "Sometimes people just need…sex."

"When you have a girlfriend and you love her and want to take it to the next level, you have sex. Now, there are many forms of this."

"Forms?" Nero asked.

"Yes, there's…oral sex, sex sex and…other kinds too."

Nero blinked.

Matt tired not to laugh at how stupid Jeff was sounding. He knew his brother was nervous.

"Look, Nero." He replied. "There are many forms of sex, like Jeff stated. But when you have sex you should use protection."

"Protection?"

"Yes, there are condoms and birth control. The female should take the birth control and the man needs to put on the condom." Matt put his hand into the bag and pulled out a box of condoms. "Condoms come in all different sizes, shapes, colors, flavors."

"Shapes?"

"Well…not really shapes. There's only one shape."

"Okay, so…how do you use a condom?" Nero asked.

"…We'll save that for another talk…one between you and Jeff…and only Jeff."

Jeff was silent.

"Okay, so condoms protect the male and female from STDs as best as it can. Sometimes, it won't help and you can get a STD anyways. But condoms work, unfortunately they break. This is why you strap twice."

"Strap twice?"

"Wear two," Jeff spoke.

"Okay, look…this is…wow, look. I'm not going to have sex until I'm older. Can we talk then? Please?" Nero begged.

"Uh, yeah." Matt spoke.

Nero smiled. "Thank Garfield, if anything…I think you two need the talk. You guys were confusing me."

Jeff and Matt were silent.

"Can we go get bagels, now?"

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"Remember the three Cs clam, cool and collected." Jessica spoke as she parked the car in the parking lot of the funeral home.

"Mom?"

"Yes, baby?"

"Those are your three Cs, mine are: Crazy, Cookie and Crunchy."

Jessica looked at Nero from her mirror and raised her eyebrow.

"I really want a bagel." He spoke.

"Tell Misty to get you some." Jessica stopped the car in the parking space and waited a second as another car parked beside her. The car beeped and signaled for her to get out.

"Come on." Jessica spoke as she and Nero got out the car. The person in the other car got out as well. Misty and Jessica smiled at each other as they hugged.

"I'm so nervous." Misty whispered.

"I know…just, remember to breathe."

"Good advice. Too bad it's my parents were talking about or else it may work." They girls pulled away.

"Nero!" Misty screeched.

"Misty!" Nero screeched as well. He ran and hugged her.

They broke away. "Have you been good for your mom?"

"I have." Jessica, Misty and Nero began to walk towards the door.

"Good, I heard about what happened." Misty put her arm around Nero's shoulders.

"You did?"

"Yea, but remember what Jeff and Matt told you? About sex?"

"Misty!" Jessica yelled as they made it to the door.

"I'm teaching him a life lesson, Jess! Anyways, Nero…don't listen to what they said. Seriously, I'm sure Matt hasn't had sex with anyone and Jeff…please, he hasn't gotten any since your mom. Long, long time."

Misty laughed as Nero scrunched up his face. "Noted." He said opening the door to the funeral home.

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Misty walked into the funeral home behind Jessica. She was really scared and wasn't good with funerals. As she walked into the room, she noticed Melina sobbing into Johnny Nitro's shoulder. She walked towards them.

"Mel…" Misty spoke to her, softly.

Melina broke away from Johnny and looked at Misty. She gave a weak half smile.

"I know we're not blood, but we were both related to Melinda. I just…want you to know from the bottom of my heart. I'm sorry."

"This…wasn't your fault, Misty."

"I know." Misty looked away then back to Melina. "It wasn't yours either."

"I know." Melina looked down before hugging Misty.

Misty was stunned, nobody in her family had ever hugged her…not that she could remember. The only people she hugged were Jessica, Melinda, Nero and Kennedy. And one of those four people were lying in a casket.

Misty gave into the hug as tears fell from her eyes. Once the hug was broken both girls stared at each other.

"I may have been her sister…" Melina looked into Misty's eyes. "But, we all know who she loved more. I always brought her off with gifts just for her time."

"And she hated that." Misty spoke. "It was like her mom all over again."

Melina and Melinda had different mothers and the same father.

"Yeah, I never knew that. Never met her mom."

"You won't." Misty replied. "Her mom's dead."

"Really?"

"Yes, died years ago."

"Poor girl."

"Can you really say that? Poor girl…she's gone to a better place. If anyone could be called poor its us, the ones among the living." Misty looked toward Jessica to see her parents looking in the same direction.

Jessica looked around before being hearing her name called.

"Jessica!" Jessica turned and looked to who called her. She smiled before walking over with Nero.

"Mr. and Mrs. Ronan! It's so nice to see you again."

"You too dear." Spoke Mrs. Ronan. "Air kisses!" Jessica smiled before she and Misty's mom gave each other air kisses.

"Is Misty here?" asked Mr. Ronan.

"Yes, she is. She's with Melina."

"What a delight. Melina is so wonderful, they should hang together more often." Misty's mom flashed a fake smiled at Jessica. "If I had it my way, they would've be best friends."

"Sorry, mom." A voice said with attitude from behind them. "That spot is already filled."

"Misty!" screamed Mrs. Ronan, causing people to turn and look at them.

"People are staring mom. Gah, couldn't you leave the drama act at home? You don't need to be the life of the party at a funeral."

"Well someone has to be, it looks like someone sucked the life of this place."

"It's a place to mourn someone you love. Love mom, if you don't know what it is…then what are you and dad doing here?"

"Don't put me into this, Misty."

"Oh yeah…that's right dad, when mom always trashed me it was you who'd always let her. Not wanting to be put into it."

"Misty!" he snapped.

"Don't talk to me that way." Misty spoke. "I'm 26. I'm old enough not to be told what to do."

"Well…I've seen things haven't changed here." Spoke Misty's mom.

"Guess not."

"Misty…I have so many hopes for you."

"Funny, I had some for myself too. But you know…" Misty smiled at her mom. "I'm living out mine, not yours…mine. I bet its killing you inside, mother. But, you can't always have what you want."

"That's true." Spoke Misty's dad.

Misty smiled at her dad. "Excuse us, please." Misty grabbed Jessica and Nero's arms and pulled them away from her parents.

"They'll never change. Oh hell, at least they were nicer this time."

Jessica was silent.

"Don't worry about them, Misty." Nero spoke. Misty looked at him. "You've come far and if they can't see what a person you've become than they really don't know you."

"He's right." Jessica smiled at her friend as her hand went to Nero's hair. "Misty, they may never change and will never understand you or know what's best for you. But…you have us."

Misty smiled and hugged Jessica and Nero. "And that's more than they can give me."

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A/n: Okay...there you have it. Chapter Twenty-Two. I hope you like it. But also, this story is ending. Probably in two chapters. So, review please and tell me what you all think! Hope ya like it!