Chapter 2: the twist between dimensions
Note: I will make 2 endings for this fic. One in TGAOBAM section and one in the IZ section. And don't flame me because of the name ofthis chapter. I had a hard time thinking of a new chapter title.
After the explosion, everything was covered in smoke. Zim had stood up and brushed of the debris on his shirt. "Stupid inter-dimensional gloves!" he said trying to discover where he was. "Who even invented them?" He then took out a device from his PAK and tried to locate Gir. "GIR! GIIIR! Gir come pick up your master now!" he said but to no avail.
He then heard a voice. "Grim? Mandy? Dad? Irwin? Super radioactive ultra space zombie chicken from another dimension? Anybody?" The voice rambled on nonsensically. Naturally Zim figured it was Gir. But before Zim moved the voice found him.
"There you are super omega chicken!" It said. "Hideous earth child, I am not this "super omega chicken" you speak of!" Billy had stared at him for a while which bewildered Zim. Eventually Billy said "hey wait a minute! You're not my super radioactive ultra space zombie chicken from another dimension!" "uh yeah I just said-" "just nothin'! You're a dirty alien, and my mom said that I shouldn't talk to dirty aliens because…" Billy interrupted Zim with his talk about his mom's lessons.
Zim ignored what he was saying and started to examine this specimen. "Hm you're like no other human I've ever seen." He said as he pulled out a scanner from his PAK. "Hmm apparently the only thought process that takes place in your body is inside this strange protruding appendage." He said as he pulled off Billy's nose. "Detachable too." "Hey that's my nose!" said Billy as he grabbed it and immediately swallowed it whole.
(Hmm this monkey just may make a good slave replacement for Gir.) He thought to himself. "Filthy earth child state your name!" said Zim in a commanding tone. "My name is Billy Mr. alien." Said Billy in a friendly tone. "My name is Zim. Currently I am missing my original slave so in the mean time you will be my replacement. In the time you will be kissing my superior feet you will address me as "master" understood." Said Zim in a general like style.
"Mmm I don't know…" said Billy. "Work with me or I'll destroy you." Said Zim nonchalantly. "Okay. This is going to be fun!" Said Billy. "Excellent hehe ahahahaha ahahahaha…" laughed Zim maniacally. Billy soon started laughing as well in the same tone. Soon after much laughter Zim said "now enough laughter. Let us find our way through this smog." "Okay masta Zim dude!" said Billy as he follows Zim.
Grim was still coughing and trying to find his way through the smoke. "Damn dat boy and damn all the chickens in the universe." Said Grim as he used his scythe as a fan to move the smog. He eventually saw a dark figure and approached it saying "Mandy?" When he got close enough he saw a girl with purple hair and a skull on the black dress she was wearing playing a videogame.
"Oh that's a woman for you! They can find time for a makeover even in a catastrophic explosion!" said Grim. "Hey quiet I'm on level twenty-two and if I-" Gaz said before realizing who it was talking, "You're the Grim reaper!" she said.
"Yeah! Don't you remember you won me in a bet and now I'm your best friend forever and have to do everyting you say." Said Grim. Despite not remembering any of this Gaz said "um riiight." Knowing the Grim reaper was at her every command for once Gaz made a wicked smile.
"Listen, I need you to-""Oh c'mon child! At least let me find out where we are." Grim interrupted her. Gaz shook her fist but eventually said "fine I guess…" with that Grim continued searching through the mist.
Mandy shook her head and rose from the ground. Looking at the fog around her it was clear that the summoning failed. "Well once again Billy's stupid wish caused mayhem. I guess I better find him and Grim before they hurt themselves."
She said as she began walking through the smoke. A few minutes after wandering through the debris, she heard a voice call "Mandy?" She at first thought it was Billy but soon realized that it was from it. "Oh my dear sweet Mandy! Are you hurt?" Irwin said as he jumped to her feet. "Please, let me kiss your wounds to heal them." He said as he began to kiss her hand. She was about to punch his lights out but then noticed another voice.
"Gaz? Gaz!" the voice said as it got closer. "There you are Gaz. I could recognize that dark aura anywhere." The voice said revealing itself to be Dib recently recovering from the explosion. "Hey did you change your… hey who is this dork!" he said in looking at Irwin in disgust.
"Who is this nerd yo?" said Irwin rising to his feet.
"That's my sister you're harassing!" Dib said.
"You have a brother yo?" Irwin asked Mandy. "No I don't. I don't even know who this dweeb is!" she said.
"Oh come on how can you not remember who I am!" Dib said Disappointed. "You threaten me everyday, tell me how stupid I am and-" said Dib who was knocked out by Irwin's fist. "She says she doesn't know who you are! I suggest you go back to whatever basement you crawled out of yo!" said Irwin shaking his fist. Dib got back on his feet and said in rage "okay fat boy, now you've asked for it!" "Bring it on yo! Bring it on!" Irwin said. Dib then assaults Irwin and they begin fighting. Mandy simply walked away uttering the word "degenerates."
Gir laid flat on his stomach and observed his surroundings. He had gained consciousness a while ago, he just liked the floor. After a few hours of lying on the floor, an overweight man came into focus.
The man revealed itself to be Harold, recently recovered from the explosion. "Billy? Where are yooooou?" cried Harold. "oh no! My son is lost and there's no one to feed him or change him when he… hey that's a cool dog!" he said looking at Gir who had just stood up. "Hey you're just a lost little fella aren't you." Harold said.
"I'm a Chihuahua! Feed Me!" said Gir. "You talk too, wow!" said Harold. "How would you like to come home with me?" Gir stared at him for a while and eventually said "OKAY!" After this the smoke had finally cleared and it just so happened that they were right in front of Harold's home. While walking inside Gir started singing the doom song. "Hey that's a catchy tune right there." Harold said. He then started singing the song as well.