Chapter 3

Note: I decided to give up naming the chapters so here it is chapter 3. I do not own the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy or invader Zim. That would be Maxwell Atoms and Jhonen Vasquez

Grim and Gaz had traveled through the fog for a while clearing it away until they reached Mandy's house.

"Ah finally, let's go watch some T.V. Who knows how much I've missed already." Grim said.

"Finally, now then I want you to-" Gaz began until she was interrupted by Grim.

"Oh come on girl! Has dis whole t'ing taught you nothing? Let's lay off the request for awhile huh?" Grim whined.

Gaz clenched her fist and grounded her teeth, but eventually replied "fine, but next time you'll do as I say or so help me…" Gaz said in a sadistic tone.

"Okay…gulp" Grim replied as they walked in.

"Hey Gladys!" Harold said as he entered the kitchen with Gir on his head. "Look what the cat dragged in!" he said, lifting Gir of his head.

"Hi old Lady!" Gir screamed.

"Harold, haven't I told you how much I hate dogs!" Gladys scolded as she stirred her stew.

"Aw but look at him he's so cute." Harold said.

"Well…" Gladys started.

"Thanks! I'll be on the can." Harold said as he dropped Gir and headed for the bathroom.

"But you left your filthy mutt here." Gladys said as she pointed to were Gir fell, but the 'mutt' was nowhere to be seen.

"Where did he-" Gladys said as she looked frantically around. She turned just in time to see Gir tasting her soup.

"Foooooooood." Gir purred as he dunked his head in the pot.

"AHHHHHHH!" Gladys screamed as she slammed the pot on the floor with Gir still in it. She then pulled a flamethrower out of a cabinet and burned Gir alive.

Mandy walked inside in just enough time to see the arson. "Uhhhh, Billy's mom?" Mandy said in a confused tone.

"Oh Mandy your just in time, can you do me a favor and throw this disgusting dog out for me?" Gladys said as she left the room.

Mandy decided not to ask and slowly walked up to the burned pot. Suddenly Gir popped out of his dog suit, his eyes red with obedience. "Gir reporting for duty sir!" Gir said..

"Gir?" Mandy said. "What kind of dog is this?"

"Gir reporting for duty sir!" Gir repeated.

"Duty huh?" Mandy said with interest.

"Are you almost done Earth monkey." Zim said as Billy took a wiz behind a bush.

"No it's pronounced Biiiiilly and yes I am." Billy said as he zipped his pants.

"Aha take that feeble shrub; you thought you could destroy the planet before me!" Zim said in glee.

"Now then Billy, I am in need of a base so I may repair my interdimen…I mean mittens." Zim lied.

"Where is the place you call home? He inquired.

"Oh its right there, wanna meet my parents?" Billy said pointing to his house beyond the bush twigs.

"No NO! It is very important that no one knows what I am." Zim said as he put on his disguise.

"So if asked my name is uhhhh…Bobby is that understood?" Zim said.

"Crystal clear Zi… uh I mean Booobbyyyy hehehe!" Billy giggled.

"SILENCE! Onward to the base!" Zim commanded.

As they entered they witnessed Mandy and Gir sitting on the couch eating pizza.

"Hey Gir, go get me a soda!" Mandy order.

"WOOOHOOO!" Gir shouted as he flew into the kitchen and flew back into the living room with a soda he delivered to Mandy.

"Hey what is this?" Zim questioned. "GIR! Come serve your master and leave this human pig to do its own bidding.

"OKAY!" Gir said as he flew into the kitchen and brought Mandy another slice of pizza.

"Billy who is this dweeb?" Mandy questioned.

"This is Bobby, not the one who tried to steal you, grim my parent's and my entire life who I threw into a portal to another dimension bobby bobby." Billy said in rapid session. "Just Bobby."

"Yes the same Bobby that will crush you all… I mean I'm human!" Zim said.

Mandy got off the sofa and gave Zim a nice long glare. Zim began to break out in a cold sweat.

"And why does he have green skin?" Mandy inquired.

"Because he lots and lots of bugs!" Billy said.

"That's an alien." Mandy said.

"NOOO…wait yeah your right." Billy said.

"ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!" Zim said.

"GIR! Come to your master!" Zim said pointing to Gir.

"Wait a second." Gir said as he disgustingly finished the last slice of pizza. He then jump of the couch and walked to Mandy.

"Gir what's wrong with you?" Zim said as he looked inside Gir's head.

"I gots pizza in my head!" Gir replied.

"No wonder, you must have been severely damaged and reset your programming to follow this earth slob." Zim said closing the latch on Gir's head.

"Okay I'm already sick of him, Billy who is he really?" Mandy asked while grabbing Billy by the neck.

"He's my new friend master Zim from outer space." Billy replied.

"Master?" Mandy said.

"Yes he is my slave minion as well as this robot and you will hand both to me, BOBBY….uh I mean ZIM!" Zim said.

"I don't know what planet you come from or for what reason Billy trust you, but I am the only master here!" Mandy said as she clenched her fist.

"Clearly you are mistaken human scum!" Zim said. "I am the superior race, I am the superior master and I will rule this planet whether or not some earth boy gets in the way or not!"

"I'm a girl!" Mandy said.

"YOU LIE, YOU DIRTY LIAR!" Zim said.

"Come Billy, there is much work to be done!" Zim said as he grabbed Billy and ran out the door. "Oh and Gir your dead to me." Zim said as he peaked back into the house.

"By Bobby." Gir said right before putting his feet into his mouth and rolling around the room.

"I don't think so Zim." Mandy said as she grabbed Gir.

"Come on Gir, you're going to meet one of my good friends." Mandy said sadistically.

"Yeah were going to meet king piggy!" Gir said.

Mandy put her hands on her head. "You're almost as bad as Billy." She said as she left the house.