Chapter 4

This is the longest chapter of anything I've written. Please read and review i can't stress that review part enough.

"We're going to meet the piggy king; we're going to meet the piggy king…" Gir chanted.

Mandy decided to ignore this and pulled out her cell phone.

"Ooooooo, that's a cool piggy phone." Gir said as Mandy dialed a number.

"Would you shut up!?" Mandy said as it rang.

"Yeah, I have a job for you." Mandy said to the person on the other line. "Get here as fast as you can.

Soon Hoss Delgado arrived in his large jeep.

"Okay show me where the golrag is, cause he's about to get a good taste of ectoplasm." He said with his arm cannon at the ready. He then shot some in his mouth. "It's homemade too."

"Sweet Cranberry butter!" Hoss exclaimed looking at Gir. "What kind of Robot are you? If you're working for the golrag you better fess up, or your mom may get a very depressing phone call!"

"Yah I'm doomed!" Gir said.

"There is no golrag you idiot!" Mandy said.

"Oh, that's disappointing." Hoss said retracting the cannon for his metal hand.

"I called you because there some stupid alien that needs extermination." Mandy said.

"An alien! Man I haven't killed me a good alien since the war of the space cows versus the fartslugs from Pluto!" Hoss exclaimed. "Where is he?"

"Since Billy's with him he most likely went to my house." Mandy said.

"Let's roll!" Hoss said as he, Mandy and Gir hopped into the jeep and drove off.

Zim had slowed down and dropped Billy as he tried to catch his breath.

"That was fun, do it again." Billy said jumping up and down.

"No Billy! Now I need you to scan this area for any abandoned houses we can use as a base!" Zim said.

"Do him ala whose a what?" Billy idiotically inquired.

"Shoot! That's right you're not a robot, grrr…curse that dirty little… human…slime." Zim wined as he kicked the ground.

"We can use Mandy's house as a base." Billy suggested. "Her parent's aren't home most of the time because they can't bear being in the same room as her."

"Excellent! Onward to this…Mandy's house." Zim said.

Dib and Irwin were still fighting when Dib saw Zim and Billy running towards Mandy's house.

"ZIM!" Dib exclaimed after getting Irwin off him.

"Well if it isn't the Dib worm being mutilated by a fellow monster." Zim said.

"Wow look at the size of his head!" Billy shouted.

"What scheme have you planned this time?" Dib inquired.

"One plan that not even your beastly enormous cranium can possibly understand, which is why I need an idiot to help me achieve my goal!" Zim said pointing to Billy.

"Hey, do you get Cartoon Network with that!" Billy inquired pointing to Dib's head.

"I get it! You sucked out his brain so you can use his empty skull as an incubator for some alien parasite." Dib deduced. "Now that's low."

"Uh…actually he came like this." Zim said as Billy began picking his nose.

"Oh." Dib said.

"Now onward to victory Billy!" Zim said as they began running once more. "I'll crush you and that blonde boy you're in cahoots with."

"Blonde boy?" Dib pondered.

"He means Mandy, yo." Irwin said.

"You…mean…Gaz…right?" Dib said.

"NO, for the last time her name is Mandy!" Irwin shouted in rage.

"So if that was someone else, than where is Gaz?" Dib questioned to himself. "I bet Zim captured her too and using her to test his alien technology." He concluded. "Well not if I have anything to say about it!" he exclaimed.

"Are you talking to yourself, yo?" Irwin inquired as Dib continued to ramble to himself.

"You, maybe you can help me." Dib said pointing to Irwin.

"No way, yo!" Irwin refused. I don't care what some green kid wants to do. "

"But that green kid is endangering us all!" Dib said.

"Huh! Even Mandy" Irwin gasped.

"Uhhhh…yes even Mandy, so you have to help me!" Dib exclaimed.

"Fine, I'll do it for Mandy!" Irwin shouted to the skies.

"Okaaay." Dib said in confusion. "And they call me weird."

"Okay that's it, times up." Gaz said as she got off the couch.

"Hold on, dis is da best part!" Grim said getting excited.

At this point, Gaz's fury was beyond the last straw. She walked up to the T.V and gave a swift kick. Suddenly, the T.V. burst into flames and fell apart.

"Hey I was watching that!" Grim said irate.

Gaz then grabbed him by the robe.

"You're going to do as I say or so help me I'll tear your boney butt in half and eat my cereal out of your cracked skull!" Gaz said with blood red eyes.

Grim only gulped in terror as they walked outside.

"Now I want you to conjure-" Gaz managed to say before Hoss's Jeep rammed into the house.

"What now?" Gaz inquired as she watched the truck burst in flames.

Billy and Zim arrived shortly.

"Huh? What's all this?" Zim inquired. "You said that this house was abandoned!" he said grabbing Billy by the shirt.

"Well sometimes I just say stuff Hehehe." Billy giggled. "Hi Grim!" He exclaimed.

"Billy! What is all dis about?" Grim inquired. "And who's da green kid?"

"Okay, where is the alien, I'll squash his squeetilyspooch all over the floor." Hoss said jumping out of the hole in the wall with Mandy following soon after.

"Not Hoss Delgado!" Grim said holding his head. "Wait a minute, is that Mandy?"

"There he is!" Mandy said pointing to Zim.

"Who me? I'm just a normal earth boy." Zim said as Hoss held his ectoplasmic cannon in his face.

"Oh, well if you see an alien, tell him I'm comin' for his explosive fartsack!" Hoss said.

"He's the alien you dimwit." Mandy said to the buffoon.

"YOU LIE!" Zim exclaimed. "He is the alien, just look at his hair." Zim said pointing to Mandy.

Hoss inspected Mandy for a minute.

"You can't possibly believe him, I mean he's green for crying out loud!" Mandy said.

"I don't know that is an odd headband for a boy." Hoss said with a finger on his chin.

"I'M A GIRL!" Mandy exclaimed.

"And she is gender confused." Zim said.

"You're going down alien scum!" Hoss said pointing to Mandy.

"It's amazing how easily humans are able to be controlled." Zim said to himself. "If it's this easy, then I can make an army of humans to help me conquer the humans, then I can annihilate the humans who helped me destroy the humans!" Zim planned. "Once again my brilliance shines!

"You got that right master Zimo!" Billy agreed.

Suddenly the jeep in the hole burst out and ran over Hoss.

"Yah! I'm a pizza!" Gir said behind the wheel.

Dib and Irwin appeared on the scene.

"NO WE'RE TOO LATE!" Dib exclaimed.

"And now my idiot brother is here! I can't take it anymore!" Gaz said annoyed at this showcase of stupidity.

"For once I agree with you…whoever you are." Grim said.

"Your going to take me somewhere were we won't get interrupted!" Gaz demanded.

"Why should I!" Grim questioned.

"Because if you don't, I think I'll have a new friend for my man eating robots." Gaz said sadistically.

Grim immediately opened a portal and they both walked through.

"Gaz wait!" Dib said.

"Get back here bonehead!" Mandy commanded. But they had already entered the portal.

"Dammit!" Mandy said in fury. Hoss finally rose from the ground in a daze.

"Large, meat filled human, how would you like to assist me in destroy all huma…aliens." Zim inquired.

"Sure as long as I get to kick as much alien butt as I please!" Hoss replied.

"Excellent!" Zim said. "BILLY!" Zim shouted.

"Yes master zlim shady?" Billy idiotically responded.

"Do you know any other places were there are no humans?" Zim questioned.

"The mall should be closed by now!" Billy suggested.

Zim pushed Gir out of the jeep as he, Billy and Hoss entered.

"NO!" Dib said as the car started to warm up. "I won't let you get away with this Zim!"

"Your too late Dib worm, you've failed!" Laughed Zim.

The car drove off leaving nothing but Zim's maniacal laughter and exhaust, both of which entered hurt Dib mentally and physically.

"Well at least they didn't hurt you my dear sweet Mandy." Irwin said giving Mandy a bear hug.

She immediately punched his lights out.

"Gir get over here!" Mandy ordered.

"Yes my lord!" Gir said, body glowing red.

"Follow those idiots!" Mandy said as she climbed on Gir's back.

"Wait! You have to take me with you!" Dib said. "I want to put a stop to him too."

"Get lost!" Mandy said .

"Please, Mandy let me follow you to the end of the world!" Irwin said getting on his hands and knees.

"Okay you can come as long as he doesn't follow me." Mandy said.

"Okay sure." Dib said as he pulled out a small device. "It's a good thing I always keep an instant motorcycle in my pocket." He said as he tossed it down.

It then became a motorcycle.

"Let's go." Dib said as he hopped on. The three of them left.

"What about me yo?" Irwin shouted. "I can't run that fast yo!" he said as began to chase the them.