Chapter 7
Answer: The man who wears the bloaty's pizza hog outfit.
"There you go, is it as nice and warm as you like it?" Slab Rankle inquired as after dropping Grim and Gaz into a prison cell under the mall.
"No! It's cold and dark, there are bones older dan me in here, and dat kid with da big teeth won't leave us alone!" Grim complained.
"I'M SO HAPPY" The big teethed boy exclaimed.
"Awwwe…TOO BAD!" Slab replied. "Oh and don't worry about you're weapon of mall destruction here, I'll keep it safe for you." Slab said holding Grim's scythe closing the hole.
"Great, now what do?" Grim inquired.
"Just wait." Gaz replied playing her game slave 5.0.
"Wait! Are you mad woman!?" Grim questioned.
"Trust me, something stupid will happen. It always does." Gaz said not batting an eyelash at Grim.
"I'M SO-" the big mouth boy was about to say.
"SHUT UP!" Grim said before he could finish.
Zim and his crew could only watch in horror as the jeep had slammed straight into the mall.
"MY MALL!" Slab Rankle screamed in utter fury and despair.
Zim, Billy and Hoss rose from underneath the rubble.
"YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!" Slab Rankle said.
"Don't worry, we'll pay for it." Billy said as he began picking his nose. He then pulled out a pen, and a checkbook. "Now what's you're name?" Billy inquired.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!" Slab replied with a twitching eye.
"I'm…going…to…kill…all….okay here you go!" Billy said holding out a snot covered check with the name "lime gong ot lik nup Jamal" signed on the bottom, not to mention a clown with a pirate hat.
"Get out of the way or suffer the wrath of Zim and his team of human monsters!" Zim commanded.
"NEVER!" Slab Replied. "I must protect this mall from vermin like you!" He said in rage. "Oh no not you beautiful general pork." Slab replied hugging the pig robot.
"Get them robots!" he commanded. Soon the farm animals fired tentacles left and right at them.
"Scatter!" Billy screamed as they ran in each and every direction.
"Do you think we should help them?" Dib questioned.
"No, let's just watch and enjoy." Mandy said.
It didn't take long for the three of them to be captured.
But before Slab could celebrate, a sedan had suddenly slammed into the mall.
"Not again!" Slab Rankle exclaimed. "WHEN WILL THE PAIN…EEEEEEEND!" Slab Rankle screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Okay where are the dummies that threw Dracula of the road?" Dracula inquired.
"I love drummies." Gir said, apparently falling into Dracula's car after his incident.
"No Way!" Dib Exclaimed. "It's Dracula!"
"So?" Mandy questioned.
"Are you kidding? I've been trying to get proof of him for years!" Dib said pulling out his camera.
He then began taking pictures of the old geezer.
"Hey! What the…cut it out big headed boy!" Dracula said in anger. "It's bad enough Dracula already has a nerd for a grand son!"
"This will not go unpunished." Slab Rankle said. "RELEASE THE ZOMBIES!"
Soon hordes of the undead appeared.
"Now this is something I can handle." Hoss said busting through the tentacles with a Herculean yell.
He then began tearing the zombies to pieces with his chainsaw.
"Take that you stupid zombie!" Billy said poking a zombie monkey with a stick. The monkey didn't flinch at all.
"Come on Billy! We have much work to do." Zim said grabbing Billy.
"NO, I want beat up zombies!" Billy said struggling to get away from Zim.
Zim kept pulling on the stubborn child until a zombie began trying to suck his brains.
"AHHHHH! My beautiful brains are being eaten! Somebody get this thing off of me!" Zim cried.
Hoss soon sliced the skull of the brain sucker and it went flying.
The head hit a small button nearby causing the latch on the cell to open.
"Hey da hole is opening." Grim said pointing to the light that was emitted.
Grim and Gaz poked their heads out of the opening to see the mayhem.
Hoss was going crazy slicing up zombies with any weapon that came to mind. Billy and Gir were messing around in plumber world section of the mall and accidentally broke a faucet causing water to splash everywhere. Dracula was running away from Dib who was still taking photos. Irwin was running away from robot tentacles the farm animals released and Slab was screaming at the destruction of his beautiful mall.
"I told you something stupid would happen." Gaz said as she got out of the hole.
"When you live in Endsville you get use to dis kind of 'ting." Grim replied wipping the dust of his robe. "Now where's my scythe?" he inquired.
The big toothed boy was running around with the scythe playing with the zombie monkey.
"Hey give me dat!" Grim Commanded. "Dats not a toy!"
He began chasing after the two only to get sprayed by Billy and Gir.
"Billy! I order you to...AHHHHHH!" Zim managed to say before getting sprayed in the face. He writhed in pain as the water began to burn him.
Gaz walked right passed all the danger and was soon at the exit were Mandy was.
They both took one last glance at the idiocy.
"Degenerates." They muttered in unison. They then walked off into the distance.
I think this is the shortest chapter in this whole story. Well anyway, I won't post anymore chapters until I get a review as a response to the question (or just a regular review, but I don't get those anyway.)
Who was the big toothed boy?