Disclaimer: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! Shino did manage to slip out of Masashi Kishimoto's grip, along with Lee, and they are currently having hot mansmex. Right in front of me. dies from blood loss

So yes. Part 3 is here. I decided to type this up sooner than I expected. Do you love me? I sure hope so! So here you go. Hope you enjoy and reviews are greatly appreciated! x3 So yeah… can't think of anything else to say! Oh and I turned 16 on the 3rd! Yay for sweet sixteen!

Sasuke nodded and left Naruto's bedroom but not without one last look at the sleeping blonde and one more smirk. That is actually quite a good plan… Can't wait for my little addition…

Now Aiko was a generous person. She took the time and effort to track down help. But first she had to wake up Naruto, feed him and steal some of his clothes. She woke him up by shoveling pancakes in his mouth until he had the sense to start eating. After choking. Guess no shopping today. She grabbed an orange t-shirt and some of his shorts. When she put in the shirt, over her other one of course, it was a little tight. But the shorts…oh my. The waist band was elastic so it stretched. But as for the rest…

"I can see my butt."

And so she could.

"I look like a freakin' hooker!" Thank god I shaved yesterday…

So since she was stuck, she had to walk around town like this. Great… She opened the front door and started walking into town. The first thing that bugged her was that each and every guy, even the old ones, were ogling her. It was funny to watch the wives beat up their husbands with their 10 ton purses though. But her talk-to-me-and-I'll-castrate-you look made them back off quick.

"Oh well as long as-"

"Why hello pretty thing!"

Turning around, Aiko was face to face with the very person she had been about to name. None other than the pervy sage.

Sweatdropping, Aiko said, "Ain't I a little young for you Jiraya?"

"So you've heard of me? Probably my dashing good looks. Or my sparkling personality, huh?" His tongue was practically dragging on the ground. About two feet in front of him.

"Your old enough to be my grandpa's grandpa pervy sage."

Now this made him immediately turn red. With rage or indignity she couldn't tell.

"Now see here. I'm not that old! And I happen to be one of the-"

"Legendary Sannin, I know. And guess what? I couldn't care less. Buh-bye now!" She spun around and walked away.

"Hey you come back here!"

"See ya around Jiraya baby," Aiko said and waved behind her. Now that he's outta the way I need volunteers. First stop was the Hyuuga mansion. It was easy to find, I mean come one it's a mansion! She walked up to the door and knocked.

BANG BANG BANG!

Upon opening the door, Neji said dryly, "We have a doorbell."

"I know."

-.-;;;;;;;;; "Well Hinata is out training with Shino so-"

"No no. It's not Hinata's help I need. It's yours."

o.o… "What for?"

"Now don't look at me like that. You like Shika, right?"

A little blush spread across his cheeks and told her that he indeed had a crush on him.

"Well I could help you… But only if you help me."

"What's the catch?"

"I need you to help me get Naruto and Sasuke together."

"Finally, so what is the plan?"

"Follow me…" Aiko beckoned with her finger.

"I don't know why I am doing this…" Then an image of Shikamaru came to mind. "Right." And he followed Aiko.

A trip to the local home improvement store was ended by purchasing lengths of chain and simple locks. Raising an eyebrow, Neji didn't comment on the purchases, but sighed when she asked to borrow some money.

"I'll pay you back…eventually…"

More sighing and sweatdropping.

Then they stopped by a biker store. You wouldn't believe all the leather they had in there. Aiko zeroed in on the skin tight vest and shorts. More eyebrow raising. Muttering about Sasuke's size, she decided to settle on a smaller size. Same with the shorts. I mean come on, Sasuke was skinny! More begging and promises and those items were added to their bags.

"Now," Aiko said to Neji on their way back to Naruto's house. "Your job is to entertain Naruto for about two hours. That should be enough time. Oh and when your done, take a shower at Naruto's house."

"But why-"

"Don't argue! Just do it, okay?"

"Fine."

"Alrighty!" Aiko pushed Neji onto the door step of Naruto's house and rang the bell. "Good luck!"

"But what-" Aiko was gone. "Great."

"Coming!" came a sleepy voice from inside. "Aiko-" Naruto stopped when he opened the door. "Um, Neji? What are you doing here?"

"I was wondering" sigh "If you would train with me." Um okay…sure! Be right back!" He ran back inside and pulled on a shirt and shoes. "Okay let's go." Naruto just closed his door and started walking in the direction of the training grounds.

Now Aiko had currently ran all the way to Sasuke's while carrying all her packages. She rang the doorbell and Sasuke answered the door. "Did you get it?" Sauske held up a bottle of mango mandrian lotion. "Good now help me with these." She shoved the leather and chains into his arms and he followed her upstairs. "Bedroom?"

Sasuke pointed to a closed door. When Aiko opened it, all she could see was black silk and the window was covered by a heavy black drape.

"This is perfect! Now get the chains." And so it began.

"No fair!" Naruto yelled. "Your cheating!"

"What? Because I'm using my Byakugan?"

"Yes."

-.-; "You are never going to any better if I just make it easier for you," Neji stated.

"So now your calling me a loser?!"

Silence.

"Hey!"

This had been going on for the last two hours. Neji's internal clock went off and he was relieved. This had better been worth it.

"Later Naruto I 'm leaving."

"Wait what? You are leaving already?"

"It's been two hours."

"Really?! It feels like four…"

More silence.

Neji kept walking and left Naruto confused and irritated.

"Damn Hyuuga…" Naruto muttered. "Oh well. Wonder what Aiko has been doing… She just disappeared after breakfast…"

Oh Naruto, you have no idea.

"NARUTO! Help!" came Aiko's call.

"Crap!!! What happened?" Naruto said as he raced toward the direction of her cry. He noticed that he was getting close to the Uchiha mansion. "If Sasuke-teme did anything to her I'll-"

What exactky he would have done to Sasuke you would never know because he saw Aiko being dragged into the Uchiha mansion by none other than Sasuke himself.

"Let her go Sasuke –teme!"

"Come and get her dobe."

"Naruto…" Aiko mumbled and fainted.

"Aiko!"

Sasuke dragged her limp body in the house and up the stairs. Thudding up the stairs came Naruto and he looked around, ready to kill the youngest Uchiha. When he reached the top of the stairs, he glimpsed Aiko behind a door and jumped into the room.

SLAM!

"Aiko? Sasuke?"

"Right here."

Light flooded the room. The sight that met Naruto's eyes was one that Sasuke fangirls would have killed for. Many times over. Sasuke was chained to the bad. Wearing a skin tight leather vest. Minuscule leather shorts. What's not to love? x3

"Like what you see Naruto?" Sasuke commented, chuckling.

Naruto's mouth was open and his eyes were wide. Thoughts of Aiko being kidnapped by Sasuke flew out of his mind to be replaced by rather naughty ones concerning his teammate. A nosebleed began to flow heavily and freely.

"Sa-suke-" Naruto tried to stanch the blood flow. "What is this about?!"

"You know you want me." Sasuke licked his lips.

"Well yes-" Oh crap. O.O Did I just say that outloud!?! Sasuke looked like the cat who had swallowed the canary.

Bingo.

Naruto was getting uncomfortable. Was it just him or was it getting hot in there?

"I need to get out of here." Naruto scrambled for the door, but he found it locked. Oh no. Turning back to Sasuke he said, "Let me out."

"But the we couldn't have our fun."

"F-fun?"

"God you're thick. I – want – you – to – do – me. Is that plain and simple enough?"

The come-hither look that Sasuke had and that smirk broke Naruto. The blonde leaped onto the bed and straddled the Uchiha's waist.

"You want me to do you? Then fine. Sit back and enjoy the ride." And then Naruto's mouth was on Sasuke's.

Little did either of the nin know, Aiko had planted a video recorder in the room. She was currently watching from a separate bedroom. And she was taping every second. Hehe…This is going to be good! Aiko was watching and drooling.

Naruto was dominating and he quickly broke the chains Shredding his own shirt, Naruto would have shredded the vest if Sasuke had not been rid of it quickly. They rejoined in a clash of skin and Naruto latched onto Sasuke's neck.

"Moan for me Sasuke."

And Sasuke complied. Many times. Naruto;s hands stroked his chest before venturing further south. Finding the zipper and getting off the shorts were simple. It was the black thong that made Aiko's eyes widen and then narrow in understanding.

"So that's why he said he had it covered… Well not very covered in this case." But the next scene made her shut up.

Naruto was peeling off the thong. He kissed the exposed flesh and eventually he did in what was Sasuke's , and Aiko's, opinion the best porn ever. He began to blow the Uchiha off.

"My…god!" Aiko said, she thought she was going to melt due to how hot she was. Or rather they were."Can't wait to make copies. And show every girl in Konoha."

At this point in time, no words were needed. Well a few long moans that held a particular person's name, but other than that, none. Then all of a sudden, Naruto was slamming into Sasuke so ahrd the bed hit the wall and bounced back. Now they were moaning each other's name.

By this time, Aiko ahd gone brain dead from al the hot steamy mansex. She elt it record up until they were spent and laying, gasping, on top of each other and she popped out the tape. She thought briefly about the camera she had planted in the bathroom, but decided against it. She had what she wanted and now she could leave those two alone. "Now Neji and Shikamaru…"