Chapter 7 (Sorry I called chapter six chapter seven.)

Answer: Nick, who was experimented on by Zim

"Enough of this nonsense!" Zim said as he activated his PAK.

Four long robotic spider legs crawled out of the Pak and lifted Zim off the ground. He then got a laser gun from the PAK as well.

"Die you pathetic pieces of human technology!" Zim yelled as he fired the laser at the robots, saving Irwin.

"And you too, decrepit old smelly human worms." He said as he fried the remaining zombies.

He then used two of the legs to grab Billy and Hoss.

"Oh no you don't!" Slab said as he ran towards Zim. "I won't let you get away with harming my beautiful mall!"

Zim gave him an "oh please" like stare and blasted Slab Rankle. He flew all the way through the hole in the mall.

"I'll be back!" he said as his final words.

The legs retracted into the Pak as Zim dropped Billy and Hoss.

"Now as I was saying, there is much planning to be done." Zim said. He then pulled out a blank panel like device.

"My last base was insufficient, but with this new monument at our disposal, I can make myself a castle!" Zim said as he pulled out a pen.

"Now it's gonna need these…and this…with some of those…yes, YES!" He said as he scribbled on the screen.

It then transformed into a drill and dug underneath the mall. Soon the mall began shaking.

"Huh? What's going on?" Grim questioned as the mall began to transform.

Mandy and Gaz were at the malt shop drinking smoothes, when suddenly, Dib, Gir and Dracula appeared in a portal.

"Hey this ain't the club!" Dracula said angrily.

"Mandy! Gaz! You have to come quick!" Dib said with urgency.

"Get out of here!" Gaz replied.

"No really, we need you're help!" Dib continued.

"If this has anything to do with Zim or Billy I don't care." Mandy said.

"Wait he can show you what happened." Dib said pointing to Gir.

"Gir, what's this loser talking about?" Mandy inquired.

"Well first the big meanie came and took my piggy, then Aunt Pearl was like "No more piggies!" and, and then-" Gir rambled before getting slapped over the head by Mandy.

"You have five minutes to get serious!" Gaz said clenching fist.

"Okay!" Dib said defiantly. "Gir, play this surveillance tape." Dib said as he placed the cartridge into an opening on Gir's back.

"Huh? What's going on?" Grim questioned on the video as the mall shook.

Oh no." Dib said with a bad feeling in his stomach.

Soon all the advertising cut outs became gnomes. The stores became prisons and statues of Zim popped up from everywhere. The food court became a laboratory and the elevators where changed to Teleport pods.

"HAHAAHAHAH!" Zim laughed with tears coming down his eyes. "Now there is nothing stopping me from conquering this planet!"

"Hey!" Grim said as he approached Zim.

"Hey Grim, you should try this soda." Billy said in the laboratory section. He grabbed a cup of unknown liquid and gulped it down. He immediately transformed into a chicken. "It tastes funny, bawk you get use to it after a while. BAGAWK!" Billy responded as he pecked his feathers.

"Listen you!" Grim said, poking Zim with his finger. "This was da only place where I could find robes that fit my size, and I won't…" Grim said before something caught his eye. He turned towards a large plasma screen television connected to the ceiling.

"It's beautiful!" Grim said wiping a tear from his socket.

"Yes! Yes it is, and you can rot you're mind with it for as long as you want if you help me conquer the world." Zim bribed.

"It's a deal!" Grim said shaking hands with Zim.

"YEA! Grim is going to join us in…Uhhhh…hey what are we doing again?" Billy inquired.

"I will... I mean we, will conquer this planet one piece at a time." Zim said. "First Billy, you will recruit more mindless human soldiers in our army." Zim instructed.

"Okey dokey smoky!" Billy said stupidly.

"Hoss, you will make sure that NO ONE who is against our army gets passed those doors."

"No problemo Reggie." Hoss said.

"And Grim…you will stay here and help me with my experiments." Zim continued.

"Yeah yeah, whatever." Grim said flipping channels in a recliner chair.

"ZIM!" Dib said approaching the Irken.

"You're still here? Why don't you beat it, I have much planning to do." Zim said.

"I'm not going to let you take this planet!" Dib said. He then lunged for Zim.

"Hoss! Show our friend here how we greet customers." Zim ordered.

Hoss then punched Dib's lights out.

"AHHHHHHHHH! He's a maniac yo!" Irwin screamed.

"Shut up stupid boy!" Dracula said smacking Irwin behind his head. "'Bout to make Dracula's ears explode!'

"Yes old demon you don't need that pathetic pile of human meat." Zim said, ammused by Dracula's performance. "Join the dark side!"

"Hell no!" Dracula said defiantly. "There's no way Dracula gonna listen to some big nosed dummy." Dracula said pointing to Billy.

"A fat dummy." Pointing to Hoss. "a Green dummy." Ala Zim.

"Or skeleton man." Dracula said towards Grim.

"Fool! You will rue the day you denied ZIM!" his royalness. "Grim send these fools to their deaths!"

"Do I have to? Oh fine." Grim said, answering his own question. Without leaving his reclinor, he opened a portal with his scythe.

"Oh man! Dracula hate skeleton maaaaan…" Dracula said as he was sucked up by the portal.

"Wheeeeeeee!" Gir said as he was absorbed by the vortex.

Dib rose from the ground only to see his fate. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!" He screamed as he was sucked in.

"MOOOOMMYYYYY!" Irwin cried as the portal drew him in closer and closer. He was just able to grab onto a statue however, and was spared as the portal closed.

Zim than approached the fat child.

"Perhaps their some use for you." Zim said with a sadistic look on his face.

Irwin could only wet himself in terror.

"You see, he's going to use humanity to destroy humanity!" Dib said.

Mandy clenched her fist in rage.

"I could care less about humanity, but I AM THE ONE WHO COMMANDS BILLY! AND I AM THE ONE WHO COMMANDS GRIM!" Mandy said in fury.

"And I'm eating a sandwich with bacon." Gir said, doing just that.

"So does that mean you'll help?" Dib inquired with his hand out.

"I'm in." Mandy said putting her hand on top of Dib's.

"I'm in!" Gir said doing the same.

"You in Gaz?" Dib questioned.

"Fine I guess." Gaz said putting her hand into the pile.

"Dracula are you in?" Dib inquired.

"The only thing Dracula's gonna be in is a fine fine lady's bedroom." Dracula said with clear innuendo.

"Speaking of fine ladies, here's one now." Mandy lied.

"Where!?" Dracula said unwittingly putting his hand into the pile.

"Alright, let's go exterminate an alien." Mandy said.

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