Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. But I do own Aiko, this plot line, and the two ninja named Shino and Lee. TAKE THAT KISHIMOTO! XP I have proof! waves a bunch of papers in reader's face Haha Kishimoto-sama! Shino-buggy and Lee-rocky are all mine! laughs maniacally as she drags Shino and Lee into her bedroom

Yes I know it is rather soon for me to put up the next chapter…but I couldn't resist! X3 Also my friend I.Own.Stuff. on Gaia wanted me to put this chapter so I could put up chapter 8 sooner. evil grin Chapter 8 will satisfy all your Hentai, Yuri, and Yaoi needs in one chapter! I am not lying! It shall rock your perverted world!

Yes all these chapters have happened on the same day. I know it doesn't seem believable, but Aiko is a very busy bee.

I gotta see this!

Aiko ran to the same electronics store she had been to in previous chapters, the owner gave her some weird looks which she ignored, and bought a DVD recorder. The smallest and best she could buy.

"I'll pay Naruto back later." Aiko thought back to that morning when she had 'borrowed' some money. "And Neji…" She said as she remembered the Sasuke fiasco.

Then she dashed to Shino's house and creeped in. Good. No one's home. That means Shino and Kiba aren't here yet. Opening the door, she walked up the stairs and tried to find a good spot. Closet…no…where… She searched Shino's bedroom for a better spot, but unless she wanted to hide under the bed she was stuck.. Giving up, Aiko opened the closet door. She left the door open a crack as she got settled and sighed, relieved, when it faced the bed.

"Great! Good position."

She heard the door opening downstairs and two voices. So Kiba and Shino met up. She smiled mischievously as she heard a moan. She couldn't tell who when feet on the stairs made scraping noises as if they were trying to make out while going up the stairs and trying to not kill themselves.

Shino and Kiba half-dressed stumbled into the room and Aiko was glad she had the recorder on. Putting it up to her eye, she watched the scene unfold and stared open mouthed. Shino had practically ripped off Kiba's shirt and was trailing kisses up and down his chest. In turn, Kiba yanked Shino's shirt off and flicked his tongue lazily around the other's nipples before nipping them and watching Shino jump and moan.

So it was Shino who moaned. I wouldn't have pegged him for being so vocal.

Then Shino pushed his teammate onto the bed where he undid Kiba's pants at what looked like light speed before he pulled them off along with his boxers and licked Kiba's throbbing erection. Kiba arched upward and threw his head back. He was biting his bottom lip to keep from growling too loudly from the pleasure. Shino teased him a while before he just deep throated Kiba and Kiba's hands clenched the sheets.

Aiko could swear she felt her nosebleed dripping down her neck and chest. This is too good… Must. Keep. Watching.

When she finally focused again, Kiba had came and flipped Shino so he was on top and pumping Shino. A hiss from said nin told Aiko that Kiba was probably stretching Shino for when he entered him. Soon Shino climaxed, Kiba cleaned him up. Getting up he searched through Shino's pockets and found crumpled brown bag. Opening the bag, he pulled a tube of lube.

Aiko's eyes widened as she put two and two together. That's what he got as the drug store! Damn that's sly… Then the best moment had arrived.

Kiba lubed up his erect cock and entered Shino while kissing him and stroking his erection to distract him a bit from the pain. Shino seemed to loosened up quickly though and urged Kiba to quicken his pace. Kiba did so and Aiko watched with relish as Shino met each thrust with one of his own.

At some point she must have fainted because when she came to, both lovers were sleeping in each other's arms after their lovemaking of earlier. Aiko glanced at the recorder and saw it had gotten everything. YES! Now to show the girls…. They can see all three tapes!

Aiko crept out of the bedroom and snuck down the stairs. When she reached the street she ran like crazy to Naruto's house. Passersby hastily got out her way and threw fearful glances behind them just in case she decided to come after them. Good thing I planted a recorder in the bathroom. Hot steamy ShikaxNeji mansex! Yummy! Those two must have left after the shower episode because when she rewinded it a little it showed both boys getting dressed and leaving, hand in hand.

"Good thing too. Now to every girl I know."

She called Hinata, who stuttered out that she could be there in a few minutes. Then Sakura along with Ino, she added Ten Ten, Temari, and even called Kakashi Bet he'd like this! X3 Everyone said they'd be there soon. Aiko settled down in the living room with the DVDs of NaruSasu, ShikaNeji, and KibaShino. Wish I could have gotten Gaara and Lee… TT Ah well. I can have my fellow soon-to-be Yaoi lovers help me with other 'projects'. O

DING!

"Coming," Aiko yelled ad answered the door. Everyone she called was there. Kakashi being the only guy made some of the other girls do double takes, but Aiko ushered them into the living room.

"Now girls," There was a sound of Protest from Kakashi, "And Kakashi. I have some very sensitive material in my possession… How many of you here want to watch hot steamy mansex?"

Everyone raised their hands, even Hinata though it was shaking a bit.

"Then prepare yourselves girls!"

"Hey!"

"And you Kakashi." '''''''''

Aiko popped in the NaruSasu DVD. Watching everyone, she saw Hinata's jaw drop.

"N-naruto-k-kun?!" Hinata said, wide eyed.

"Finally. They've had the hots for each other for what seems like forever," Ten Ten said and Sakura nodded her head on agreement.

"I wish Sasuke-kun could be mine, but this will be worth giving him up," Ino said as she drooled. "This is so hott."

"Greatest porn ever," Temari said and high-fived Aiko.

Then came the ShikaNeji footage. Temari and Ten Ten seemed a little disappointed that their crushes appeared to be gay at first, but they soon got sucked into the sexiness. Hinata watched and a small trickle of blood appeared from her nose. Sakura and Ino were into it as much as Temari and Ten Ten were.

"And now my personal favorite…"

Aiko put in the KibaShino action. Considering they were her teammates and she would have to face them later, Hinata's eyes were glued to the screen. The trickle of blood from before became a full blown nosebleed. The other four girls were cheering the on. Kakashi had been watching with his sharingan eye revealed the whole time.

"This is great material for me and Iruka…"

"That reminds me. Kakashi has a date with Iruka tomorrow!"

"Really sensei? Good for you!" Sakura smiled.

"Good one Kakashi!" Ten Ten winked.

"C-congratulations Kakashi-san…" Hinata said with a smile.

"You sly dog." Temari said and patted him on the back.

"Yes well thank you… I think…"

"Hey!" Aiko's eyes shone with excitement. "We should give him a makeover!" All the girls squealed and nodded. "Yes! Tomorrow we will all take you shopping before your date sensei." Ino nodded and high-fived Sakura.

"Okay. Now everyone… I have copies of each porno if you want one…" Aiko pointed to a stack of DVDs. In a blur, every single one was gone. It looked like even Kakashi had hidden some on his person. Good thing I hid some for myself before this. -.-;;;;;;;;;; "Everyone. We will meet outside Kakashi's apartment at noon tomorrow. Then we will take him shopping for a new outfit and get his hair styled."

"What's wrong with my hair?!" Kakashi asked, affronted.

"It defies gravity. That's what's wrong with it," Aiko said. -.-;;;

Kakashi looked like he wanted to say something, but kept his mouth shut.

That's what I thought. "Okie dokie! Now you all get some sleep. Your going to need it."

Each person tromped out the door and Aiko closed it. She leaned against it and sighed. Then she heard a noise in the living room. Walking into the living room, Aiko saw Hinata sitting on the couch.