Author: God, it's been such a long time but I decided to get off my ass and finish the 3rd chapter. Jessica: Mommy! Daddy said a bad word! Author: DID NOT!!

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Andrew and Shush's Valentine's Day

Chapter 3: Love and Surprises

NARRATOR POV

"Andrew, wake up!" Shush pleaded. He groaned in response. "Wow, never thought about this" Sparky said. "For god's sakes it was only a joke!" Shush cried.

A few minutes ago Shush told Andrew she was pregnant. Obviously… he fainted. Now we realize Shush was suppose to prank him. But it backfired.

"Andrew, please, wake up!" Shush begged. Belle was frightened. Sparky saw this and rushed to calm her.

ANDREW"S POV

Wha-what? What's going on? I wondered. I hear a voice, but… it's too distant to tell whose it is. Then, the world came back.

It was blurry at first, but it sharpened. "Andrew, thank god you're okay!" Shush cried. Shush wrapped her arms around me and cried. "Andrew… I'm so sorry" she sobbed. So… it was just a joke? I thought. "Was it just a joke?" I asked.

"Well at least he doesn't have amnesia" Sparky said. Ugh… my head. "My head hurts" I said. "Here, I'll get some Motrin" Belle said. She waddled to the kitchen and filled a cup with water.

Shush and Sparky helped me to the couch, for fear of falling again, and having something worse then a throbbing headache.

"Here" Belle said. I took the cup of water and an orange pill, took a drink of water, popped the pill in and swallowed them both at once.

"So, was it just a joke?" I asked. "Yes…I'm so sorry" Shush said. I smiled. "Don't worry, I forgive ya" I said. She smiled, then ran and hugged me.

"How's Jessica?" I asked. "She's fine, but she was crying for you when I took her upstairs" Shush said. I smiled. "Alright, lemme see that glued up midget" I said. They laughed.

I went upstairs and her crying started to come. I walked to the room where her crying was from and cradled her. "Sshh I'm here, I'm here" I coaxed.

She immediately calmed down and snuggled up on my chest. "What am I gonna do with you?" I asked myself. I walked downstairs only to find Shush in a panic. "Andrew! Belle's in labor!" she shouted. "Oh shit!" I cried. We got into our car and followed Sparky and Belle.