Prompt #29- Cook
Ingredients required.
1 x Injured Mercenary
1 x Sleeping Genius
1 x Early Rising Brother
1 x Amused Captain
1 x Gleeful Mechanic
1 x Protective Warrior
1 x Bemused Companion
Take the Injured Mercenary and Sleeping Genius and add to one small hospital bed.
Leave to rest overnight.
Take one Early Rising Brother and place in the same area; allow him to come to room temperature and then heat slowly.
Stir in one Amused Captain which shouldn't react to the mixture and allow the Early Rising Brother to simmer slowly at the lack of response.
Roll the Injured Mercenary over to cover the Sleeping Genius and smooth both down with wandering hands and soft moans until firm yet malleable.
Combine the Amused Captain and Early Rising Brother in indignation and bring both to the boil.
Briefly remove from heat and add Gleeful Mechanic. Allow the Gleeful Mechanic to cool the mixture—it should go from hot and hard to repentant and amused.
Take a clean bowl and shake in the Protective Warrior and Bemused Companion.
Divide the mixtures into two and put the Amused Captain, Gleeful Mechanic and Bemused Companion onto one well greased baking tray. The Protective Warrior and Early Rising Brother should be separated from the Sleeping Genius and Injured Mercenary and be very careful to remove all traces of weaponry from the Protective Warrior.
By now the Injured Mercenary and Sleeping Genius should be done. Remove from bed and add blush.
Bring Early Rising Brother back to the boil but don't separate the Injured Mercenary/ Sleeping Genius blend.
Combine all ingredients and stir quickly, allowing mixture to become loud, divided and disordered.
Add one declaration of affection and stand whole mixture in shocked silence.
Allow the Gleeful Mechanic to sweeten the combination with soft words and the Protective Warrior will fold. Separate those two to make a delicate breakfast dish, garnished with subtlety.
Remove the Bemused Companion and scrape the Early Rising Brother off the bottom of the pan.
Take liberal amounts of alcohol and pour over the Early Rising Brother and Amused Captain and serve with a side order of threats.