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Chapter 4: Hogsmede, Boar's head
Johnny sat at the bar drinking what they called Butter Beer. He was starting to feel a little tipsy. This was ironic considering there was no alcohol in it. Johnny didn't know that. He was doing stupid bar tricks when Sue, Reed, Ben, Ron, Hermione, and Harry walked in. Sue's eyes got big.
"Jonathan Spencer Storm! You flame off, this instant!" She yelled. Johnny turned around. He flamed off. Hermione's eyes got really big and she got a really dopey smile on her face. Sue stared at her brother. He stood there in nothing but his blue boxers. He was acting quite drunk.
"Yo, sis! You gotta try this stuff. It's great."
"Where are your clothes? I told you to get dressed!" Sue yelled.
"Why is he only wearing boxers?" Hermione asked with a grin.
Harry and Ron just started at Hermione with dumbfounded looks on their faces while Ben and Reed just sighed.
"Reed invented them using the space suit." Sue explained. "That way he can use his powers without wearing his suit and not end up totally naked."
"Oh." Harry, Ron, and Hermione said in unision. Johnny spotted Hermione and staggered over to her.
"Hey there babe. Can I buy you a drink?" Johnny grabbed her around the waist and pulled her into him.
"Yea sure." Hermione said. Sue slapped Johnny in the back of the head.
"What is the matter with you?"
"I think it's this drink, good drink though."
"That's butterbeer." Hermione sighed, "There's no alcohol in it!"
"WHAT?!?!" Johnny yelled. "BUT I'M DRUNK!"
"No, you just think you're drunk." Sue said. "Now we have to get back to the school."
"No alcohol and I have to go to school again! The place sucks!" Johnny said as they left to go back to Hogwarts.
"Man they're bloody weird." Ron said to Harry and Hermione as they left.
"You can say that again." Harry said.
"Johnny's kind of cute though." Hermione said.
Harry and Ron stared.
"Who are you and what have you done with Hermione?!?!" Ron asked. Hermione just shrugged.