Chap. 3: An ornery cashier hater, A Vegeta stalking weirdo, and an orange thing.
Q-Bert was running like the wind till he was stopped by this blob that looked like a mango or an orange! " What the hell are you?" Q-Bert asked. " Orange Blob!" Orange Blob said. I want to go to Red Robin!
"Dammit!" Q-Bert said. I have to go alone! " At least bring me something back, damn you!" Orange Blob said. "Ok! I will! Just shut up will ya?" Q-Bert said. "YAY!" Orange Blob said. "Don't do that. You sound like a creep!" Q-Bert said. All of a sudden He was pounced on again! "Have you seen Vegeta?" Billybob asked. "Dammit!" Q-Bert said. Quit pouncing on me! I've already had enough shit to put up with today! He stormed off to Red Robin. He was alone. He found out that the Red Robin was closed for the night. "Back to the dumpster." He said to himeself. Now he was a lost soul. All alone except for the smell of dog crap and a few hobos. "Hey, it's Q-Bert!" One ugly and smelly hobo said to him. "Just kill me now." Q-Bert said. "I would if I could, but my gun ain't loaded." The hobo said. "That's it. I'm going back to the lair of Super Toilet." Q-Bert said. And like that, he left.