Chap. 4: Hold on for sanity!
Q-Bert made his way out of that so-called "dump", and headed for Super Toilet's lair. He did not have a clue about what was gonna happen to him for the next 5 hours and 26 minutes. He got to the lair. The date was April 24, 2007. "Get in!" Super Toilet said to Q-Bert. He went into the lair. "Ok, what the hell is going on here?" Q-Bert asked. "Shut up, will ya!" Super Toilet said. They will hear us and find us! "Who?" Q-Bert asked. "An extremely large army of ornery cashiers." Super Toilet said calmly. "FUCK!" Q-Bert yelled. "Dammit! Don't yell!" Super Toilet said. If they catch you, you will be forced to work in a sweatshop making low quality designer knock off wallets, or they kill you. "Now that sucks." Q-Bert said. "It is too late for me, I'm gonna die." Super Toilet said. "Don't say that!" Q-Bert said. You are gonna live!
Dammit all! One of the grunts overheard this "conversation" and went to look for the duo. Apparently, Q-Bert and The big toilet guy (That is what we will call him for the rest of the story) got out alive, but the big toilet guy slowed down and went back. Q-Bert did not bother going back, for he knew he would die if he did. He heard a barrage of bullets in the lair. "Ow!" said one of the guys. More bullets. By now, the big toilet guy was dead. "Hey, Q-Bert." Billybob said. "Here, take this cherry hard candy coated stick with part of some lemon hard candy and put it in your mouth while I go find some food. "Ok!" Billybob said. "What a guy." Those were his final words except for Oh, crap. Then there was a big boom! Billybob was dead. Q-Bert runs back to a Culver's and stays there for the next few nights. Now he is thinking "How could this life get any better?" He was happy. Billybob was dead. But then, an employee guns Q-Bert down. He dies. ... Or does he??
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