Chapter 2
Fun with neji
"Wow!! Neji ur going out with Tenten finally!? Kitatha yelled excited.
"no. we r just hanging out for a bit." Neji said trying to sound all serious and trying not to blush.
"riiiggghhhhttttt!!!" kitatha said all sarcastic.
"uh…whatever! Believe what u want I don't care." Neji said turning around so kitatha didn't see his face all red.
A few minutes later Tenten came and met up with neji and Kitatha.
"hi Neji! hi Kitatha! Tenten said happily. "wait whats Kitatha doing here?"
"im here because I lost sasuke some where and neji is the second person on my list to stay with for a day so im with neji til….i want to leave. tee hee" kitatha said kinda mad to explain.
Tenten thought, ' this is a really good time for Kitatha's serious mood to pop up. Being playful is to much for neji.' she looked at Kitatha playing with string from her pocket then looked at neji to see him looking down really nervous giving off some pissed off vibes. Neji looked at Tenten and tenten at Kitatha and kitatha at string that seems to be amusing her.
"Well I got nothing." Tenten said. "we just have to go along with it."
"so where r we going?" kitatha said out of nowhere.
"um…lets go for a walk first." Tenten said happy.
"a long walk…" Neji mumbled.
They went for a walk though the Konoha forest. Kitatha and Tenten talking about stories they heard of the forest while Neji was walking alone behind them. Neji was on a date with Tenten but it ended as soon as Kitatha showed. Neji listened to Tenten and Kitatha's conversation. They talked about stories in the Konoha forest, what they where getting for there friends, and some other stuff neji got tired off.
They walked back into the village and went to see the lights. Im mean who doesn't go to see Christmas lights? They went house to house and tried to see who's house looked the best. Then one house looked just like a ginger bread house. It had giant candy cane poles and lights that looked like the gummy things.
"I wonder if this is a real candy cane?" Kitatha said.
She then stuck out her tongue out and licked one of the candy cane poles. Her tongue did not get stuck and she kept it out.
"yuck!!" she said. She wiped her tongue on her jacket and said, " I don't know if that's real cuz all candy canes r nasty to me."
"then y did u lick it?" neji said confused at the weird girl.
"Im hungry." Kitatha replied.
Neji then slapped his hand against his face. He shook his head like he was saying what am I going to do with her. Tenten still kinda confused and grossed out she remanded speechless.
"hey Neji y don't u give it a try." Kitatha said.
"NO WAY! I am not going to LICK THAT!! " Neji yelled pointing his finger at the sowhat candy cane pole.
"PPPLLLLEEEEAASSEEE!" Kitatha said with a puppy dog pout.
"NO!"
"but you'll never know what ur missing out on if u don't try it."
"I will live."
"it might be real! Just lick it!"
"No."
"lliiiccckkk iiitttt!!!"
"…"
"…"
"ok fine" neji said giving in to all the whining. Neji licked the pole and got stuck. "amn I ink im uck."
"Sorry but I can't understand u."
"I ed I ink im uck"
"u like to eat muck? That's nasty"
"I INK IM UCK!!!"
"u think u suck. Well that's obvious"
"I INK IM UCK!!!!!"
"hmmm u live in mud" kitatha pondered.
"um. Kitatha. I think he's stuck?" said tenten as she finally came in.
"no I don't think so" kitatha said.
Neji had just about had it and his whole face turned red.
"no no. I think he's stuck" tenten said so kitatha would agree.
"ok he's stuck. Now what" kitatha said.
"well we get him off the pole." Tenten replied.
"I know we can get him off the pole!" kitatha said.
"um…that was my idea. Can u even hear me?" Tenten said waving her hand in front of Kitatha's face.
"what? I wasn't paying attention. Oh yea lets pull neji off" kitatha said.
Neji heard kitatha and didn't want them to pull him off with his tongue stuck.
"or we can just use fire to heat up the pole but then that might burn his tongue off." Tenten said worried.
"or we can use them" kitatha said turning around pointing at any random person she knew. And her finger just happened to point at Temari.
"I don't think th/" getting cut off by kitatha only to say, "I'll be right back"
she ran all the way to Temari and told her what happened. They came walking back and Temari started laughing at Neji.
"wow Neji really smart. I need a picture of this." Temari chuckled
she then pulled out a camera and took a picture of Neji stuck to a pole. Then started laughing again. put away her camera. And said, "so u need me to get neji off the pole?"
Tenten and kitatha nodded.
"ok." Temari pulled out her fan and used her wind jutsu. Neji went flying off and fell in a pile of snow.
They both thanked Temari and ran over to Neji.
"u ok neji" Tenten asked.
"im fine. But im going to leave now. I just had enough. Im going home." Neji stormed off.
"well I already know what to get him for Christmas so I got to go anyway. So I'll see u later Tenten." Kitatha said happily walking away.
"bye Kitatha see ya later." Tenten shouted.
"ok now time for Deidara." Kitatha now ran back to the akatsuki base.