Chapter 3

Ha ha deidara

The next day Kitatha woke up in her bed at the akatsuki base. She was still part of the village and went back and forth every day. The only one who knew about this was her good friend Deidara. There was a knock on her bedroom door. Deidara walked in.

"breakfast is ready un." Deidara said.

He left and went into the kitchen. While kitatha got out of bed. She kept her pajamas on grabbed her other headbands 'kitatha is from the cloud village and leaf village. so she has two spares with a slash though them u'll find out in a different story y and left her room.

"oh yeah time for breakfast!" kitatha said skipping down the hall. "good morning DeiDei, Tobi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan, Zetsu, Pein, Sasori, & Konan!"

"I told u to stop calling me that un." Deidara shouted.

"but DeiDei is cuter." Kitatha whined.

"I don't want to be cute I want to be cool un." Deidara said while putting on sunglasses.

"no that's not cool." Sasori said taking off his sunglasses and throwing them out the nearest window.

She reached the kitchen and shouted back to deidara "too bad im still calling u DeiDei!"

"Yes! Pancakes for breakfast." Kitatha said.

She then remembered how she saw Zetsu ate the whole turkey on thanksgiving and wondered if she can eat like that. She grabbed her pancakes and shoved them in her mouth. She was lucky she was the only one in the kitchen because it ended up as a failure. The pancakes fell right on the floor and syrup was all over her face.

"um….im gonna skip breakfast. To the shower!" she ran back though the hall, past Sasori and Deidara fighting over Deidara's now broken sunglasses, and into her room with new clothes for the day, back into the hall and into the bathroom. She turned on the radio and put in a CD and went into the shower singing Simple & Clean.

5 minutes later. She came out still singing. She combed her hair & brushed her teeth next.

"Hello world!" she said as she broke the door down for the 256th time.

"wow. U guys have to fix that door. It always brakes when I open it. hmm…maybe Santa will fix it for Christmas" She said to Sasori.

"well maybe if u didn't kick the door down it wouldn't brake." Sasori said trying to be calm.

She ignored Sasori and went into the living room. She took the remote from itachi and changed the channel and sat down beside him on the couch.

"I was watching that" itachi said pissed.

Kitatha didn't say a word just watched what was on.

Sigh itachi took the remote and changed it back to Despite housewife.

"OMG! It's a ghost! Oh wait its just fat, ugly, hag itachi." Kitatha said.

A anime vein popped out on itachi's head. "what the hell did u say?"

"I said oh wait its just FAT, UGLY, HAG ITACHI!!" Kitatha said nearly yelling her head off.

The yelling just made itachi more pissed. Itachi then looked at her with his mangekyou sharingan. Kitatha stared at the TV then kick itachi in his special spot. She thought to herself he's never getting a good present from me anytime

"That doesn't work on me. I hardly pay attention to anything" kitatha said not really paying attention to itachi on the floor which was a really good time to laugh at him.

She sat back down on the couch and changed the channel back to Wolf's Rain. Itachi still on the floor holding himself. Didn't move for a while. Zetsu then walked in and saw itachi on the floor. He looked at itachi to kitatha. Then started walking backwards back into his room.

After Wolf's Rain was over she changed it to Hamtaro. Itachi then crawled way from the living room to his room. 30 minutes later she got up and went to the computer. The only computer in the akatsuki base was Deidara's laptop and the leader pein but the leader never let anyone use his computer. So on Deidara's laptop she checked her mail and went on youtube. Nzdgpsozsgirl. She went to her idol purpletriforce and watch her new videos. Deidara walked past his room then walked backwards to peer inside to see Kitatha on his laptop.

"what r u doing on my laptop? Un." asked Deidara.

"watching PT's videos. Im about o watch her Christmas flash want to watch too?" kitatha replied.

"sure un" Deidara replied and sat down next to kitatha.

A few seconds later they where laughing so hard they couldn't breath. They then fell out of the chair from laughing to hard.

"aw that was so funny." Kitatha said between a few laughs.

"wow. I haven't laughed so hard since kisame got his hand stuck in the blender. Yeah." Deidara said on the floor still laughing.

"kisame got his hand stuck in the blender. When was this?"

"about a year ago. Before u joined. un"

"wow. That must off been really funny."

"It was. un"

"did anything else happen before that, that was funny?"

"yea." Deidara said now sitting up on the floor. "Tobi slapped pein it the face when he was dancing. yeah"

Kitatha was now on the floor laughing her head off.

"what happened to Tobi after that?"

"he got stuffed in the microwave un! Ha Ha Ha!!"

"WOW!! HA HA!"

"oh there was this one time itachi got pants by Kisame. But kisame got punched in the face afterward. Oh and when pein tried to kiss sasori thinking he was Konan. un" Deidara said trying to hold in all the laughs.

Kitatha just laughed harder at everything deidara said. Deidara couldn't hold in the laughs and they were laughing louder. On their backs trying to breathe and crying cuz they couldn't breathe. After 10 mintues they calmed them selfs down and sat up.

"well the funniest thing I think I did when I was young was that I bit the teacher. Or maybe when I tepid the school." Kitatha said.

"u tepid ur school! Did u get in trouble un?"

"no. I blamed it on my bully. Ha Ha! Good times. Good times…"

"wow. un" Deidara said trying to hold his laugh once again.

"oh u have to see this video." Kitatha said getting back up. She walked to the laptop and typed in Kisame works at burger king. Deidara watched with his eye wide open and his mouth down to the floor. Kitatha tried to hold in her laughs as much as she could until it was over. Deidara then started laughing along with Kitatha after the whole video.

"Its gonna be so hard to look at Kisame now. un"

"I know. It looked liked he was drunk or something" Kitatha laughed along with Deidara.

Kisame then came in.

"WOULD U GUYS SHUT UP!! WE R GETTING HEADACHES FROM U TWO FOR LAUGHING SO LOUD!!" kisame yelled.

There was and short silence and Deidara and Kitatha were holding each others mouth shut. Kisame then looked at them strangely.

"what?" kisame said giving them the confused look.

They looked at each other then back at kisame. And started laughing really loud. Kisame was really annoyed and just left the room. Kitatha and Deidara then stopped when kisame left.

"what now DeiDei?"

"I told u not to call me that un"

kitatha then changed her voice to a sweet little girl who couldn't say most of her words right.

"pwease." Kitatha said with little whimper.

"fine. Ok u can call me DeiDei but only u. un" Deidara said already giving in to Kitatha's little kid voice.

"yah! But seriously what r we gonna do now?" kitatha asked back in her normal voice.

"I don't know" Deidara said getting of the floor and walking to the door.

"well then. I'm going for a walk." Kitatha getting off the floor and passing Deidara out the door.

Kitatha left the akatsuki base and transformed into her dog rabbit form. She looked around to see that the snow stopped falling and the forest looked as white still. She stretched her paws in the snow and headed off to the snowy forest.

Omig its love. I like 3 people. But don't know who to choose. How can I go on like this. Im soo getting of topic. I promise the next chapter will be more on topic. LOL. I still need to find Deidara's Christmas present.