Welcome back. I'm debating whether or not to put up an OC fic in Yu-Gi-Oh, seeing I've already done so in Death Note... Don't worry, it won't be out now because my common tests are here and I'm DYING. So, there'll be a hiatus until 5th November when I'll start updating again... that is, if the pressure doesn't crush me too much... Wish me luck.

Disclaimer: I do not own any Yu-Gi-Oh or anything else of the like. Except for Marianne Cinderella Jadis Tinkerbell Glamour Cherry Blossom Fortuna. Also known as: -cough-piranha feed-cough-.

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A Dummy's Guide to Mary Sues

Chapter 2: Mary Sues, Achievements and their Birth.

Mary Sues can achieve the impossible. They also have a lot of different superpowers (at least 3 to qualify for a fully-fledged Mary Sue).

Throughout the lesson, for once, the class was able to survive the teacher's onslaught of droning, thanks to the wonderful Marianne Cinderella Jadis Tinkerbell Glamour Cherry Blossom - alias Marie - as when the lesson got too boring or the teacher repeated himself, she would use her mind control powers to make his break into singing Britney Spears or hop around like a rabbit. If it got too boring she would stop time so to give everyone a break without the teacher knowing. Yet alas, even this could not hold off the lesson so Marie eventually fast forwarded time and the bell for recess rang.

At this, all the classmates disappeared by dropping down a plot hole, leaving only Yugi, the gang and our wonderous Mary Sue who somehow managed to teleport herself a few metres away from where she was once sitting next to Yami. Oh, and Seto Kaiba had his nose in his business documents, but then again, he was a busy CEO who needed to keep his comapny running.

"Hey, why don't we play a card game?" suggested Joey. This suggestion was quickly accepted by the rest of the gang, and soon everyone was enthusiastically playing card games. At the present moment, only Yugi and Yami were dueling each other, since they were well-matched. At first, there were only them in the classroom. Then, more and more people came dropping down plotholes to watch the two duel, until the entire classroom was stuffed up with people.

"Can I play?" a soft, tinkling, musical voice trilled. The crowd parted like Moses parting the Red Sea and from the now clear passageway could be seen a radiant glow, and from it emerged the gorgeous Marie.

"Oh, sure!" replied Yami, grinning widely for no apparent reason. Yugi quiclky let Marie have his seat and they dueled. They were well-matched as well, and more than once did they come into deadlocks with each other. Then finally:

"Pretty Pink Pony! Attack his life points directly!" Yami watched silently as his life points were completely taken away in awe for the girl. At first, all was silent, then a roar of applause broke out, and Marie stood up, flipping her blonde tresses behind her back and curtsying to the crowd.

"That was a good game," said Yami, shaking her hand and blushing at the same time. Marie smiled at him and fast forwarded time to the end of school, just for the sake of the plot.

Mary Sues often have the ability to make somebody fall in love with them within the first few chapters/moments/hours of meeting them, to the point of them taking blows/bullets/punches/stabs/kicks/laser beams/etc. They can also make canon characters go completely OOC whenever they wish. They can also take on a lot of people, such as 1,000,000,000,000 henchmen/nuttters/muggers/thieves/robbers/bandits/guards and the like (unless you're playing Dynasty Warriors, but then that record doesn't exist at all). Oddly enough, some Mary Sues are willing to let canon characters take blows for them when the oppressors can be stopped quite easily for them.

After school, Yami felt awkward as he made his way towards Marie. I've never felt this way before. Why? Marie, who was at her locker, and felt Yami approach with her supersensory ears and turned towards him with a smile.

"Hey Yami," she greeted. Yami blushed a bit, and swallowed.

"Wouldyouwanttowalkhomewithmetoday?" he asked, the words rushing out.

"Sorry?" Marie asked, her face not showing even the slightest bit of confusion. Yami took a deep breath and tried again.

"Would you like to walk home with me today?" Marie flashed yet another blindingly white smile (think Gai from Naruto. Sorry, I know this is Yu-Gi-Oh but I couldn't resist)

"Sure, why not?" Yami breathed a sigh of relief as Marie snapped her fingers and teleported all her books and coursework back to her home and followed him out of the school's iron wrought gates - or more like, Marie had Yami following her like a lovestruck zombie [1. Marie then began to talk about pretty pink ponies and beauty and fashion and makeup and cosmetics and movie stars and what not, yet Yami was quite happy to talk about the topic (even though he knew nothing except card games). The sun was setting and all was well - until this gang of some 1,000,000,000,000 muggers suddenly jumped out of nowhere and blocked Marie and Yami's path.

"Sorry girl, but you're coming with us," said the largest, baddest and most evil-looking bastard. Marie didn't flinch a bit, and merely snapped her fingers and knocked out 999,999,999,999,999 of them - leaving only one, who merely sneered, uncowed by our beloved heroine.

"You missed me out," he said, smirking, raised his gun and fired. For Yami, time seemed to slow, and he jumped in front of Marie, and got shot in the shoulder. He heard Marie scream, and then all went black.

Mary Sues have a very unusual birth and usually have special objects that are never-before-seen in the dimension they are in. For Yu-Gi-Oh, take the Eighth Millenium item.

Yami woke up in the hospital to see his friends all surrounding him. The first thing he did, however, was to shoot up and ask:

"Where's Marianne Cinderella Jadis Tinkerbell Glamour Cherry Blossom? Is she alright? Is she -" At this point, a soft sob interrupted a currently panicking Yami's speech. Yami turned, and immediately, his heart felt as if it had a billion ton metal weight lifted from it.

There was his beloved goddess (how on earth did that come out?) sitting quietly in the centre, crystalline pearl drops sliding delicately down her beautiful porcelain cheeks. At this point, all of Yami's friends disappeared down a plothole, leaving only Yami and Marie behind. Yami, despite his injuries, got out of bed and went to Marie's side, and knelt down next to her, even though the doctor had ordered him not to even leave a millimetre of his bed.

"I'm... I'm sorry Yami," stuttered Marie, still sobbing.

"It's okay," Yami whispered, putting an arm around Marie. Marie smiled and looked at Yami's poor bandaged shoulder, unwrapped the bandange and gazed at the wound. She placed her hand on it, and for a brief moment, Yami felt a soothing coolness. Then, Marie lifted her hand, and miraculously, for a wound that could have killed Yami, it had been completely healed without a scar.

"How did you do that?" asked Yami in wonder. Marie sniffed.

"Well, you see, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was a shinigami who married my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother who was a goddess of love, then they gave birth to my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother who was a cross between the two and caught the fancy of my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather who was a devil. So they got married and produced my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother who was also a cross between the two and my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother was a fairy, and married another angel and then their son married a vampire, which produced an vampire-angel, and so this one married an ancient Egyptian god and so that one got married to an elf. I'm actually a shinigami/goddess/angel/devil/fairy/elf/deity/vampire, and my father and mother loved each other very much but they got murdered when I was just one year old so brutally that it has traumatised me for life but I'm okay because I beat up the murderers using my scary fire controlling powers. But before they died I was given this heirloom - "

With that, Marie untied from her waist a long, thick metal belt with strange and funny looking hieroglyphics.

"Don't tell anyone okay? This is what cost my parents my lives! It's..." she lowered her voice and glanced around, as if checking for people.

"It's the long-lost Eight Millenium Belt!"

"But that means..." Yami gasped, and stared Marie.

"...You're my long lost queen," he whispered, and leant forward and kissed Marie full on the lips.

I seriously don't know what to say about this chapter.

Sorry about the descendant bit. I had to put it in to poke a bit of fun at the entire Mary Sue thing. I found one which actually looked like the same thing - no naming, but you can go and hunt for it yourself. No hints here, but you can find it, and if you do, well, enjoy it.

Reviews are greatly appreciated, and I hope you had a good laugh at it all over again. Now I need to find what to write next... damn.