Well, not only do I have another chapter up, but I have another announcement to make at the moment – I'm going on hiatus. Again. This time, it has nothing to do with my exams (I screwed up my maths, but ah well.) I'm heading to Tokyo in Japan to spend my Christmas. Don't worry, I'll be back soon enough.

One thing I'd just like to note – I don't think anyone noticed that "mushykins" was Marik… coughcoughcough

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any related materials. I just own the Mary Sues and the erratic behaviours.

A Dummy's Guide to Mary Sues

When two Mary Sues clash, the results are usually unpredictable. The end result depends on what the author would like to write and how she would like the story to end.

"Are we there yet, Mehnet?" whined Marik, as he had lost the fight with Bakura and was forced to sit behind Mehnet – which was quite a torture for Mehnet's "mushykins". Mehnet had consoled him, telling him that he'd get to have her sit on his lap on their return trip, which nevertheless ended up with another fight between Bakura and Marik. Of course.

"Not yet, my little pudding," purred Mehnet, turning so she could wink at him before returning to her massive touchscreen to pilot her black jet.

"Could we take the long route, Mehnet?" asked Bakura.

"No, honeybun, I want to kidnap and my sister as soon as possible. Ah, there she is…" Mehnet maneuvered some rather complicated moves, hence causing her 100 metre long sleek black jet to gracefully turn a couple of spirals and fly in the shape of a phoenix before finally blocking out the sun due to its sheer size, sending everybody else in Domino City into a panic because they thought that the end of the world had come and that Apocalypse was about to set it. That was how evil Mehnet was.

Marie was at that present moment with Yami and Yugi and the gang plus all the unimportant canon characters in the Yu-Gi-Oh universe when she saw the black jet. At that, her eyes began to glow yellow and her beautiful, pearl white wings grew from her back in a cloud of feathers and white rose petals.

"What's wrong Marie?" asked Yami worriedly. Marie's face was a deadly hatred.

"My long-lost-twin-sister who I never knew existed has arrived," remarked Marie darkly. Then from a large plothole dropped Mehnet in all her evil glory in a velvet black cloak shot through with silver brocade thread (no matter whether it existed or not) with Marik and Bakura closely following her. The skies turned dark and thunder could be heard splitting atoms apart with its tremendous sound.

The moment Mehnet dropped through the plothole, all the canon characters who were with Marie began to drool too, as Mehnet was so perfect, and Bakura and Marik couldn't help staring at Marie when they saw her as she was also the image of perfection. And quite predictably, even though they were all at work staring at both Mary Sues, they ended up in a punch-up over who was prettier than who. Marie and Mehnet didn't quite notice though.

"So how have you been, dear sister?" asked Mehnet, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Very well, Mehnet," replied Marie with equal tones. The both stared hate mad at each other, before…

"Mercury! Attack my illegitimate sister!" Out of a plot hole dropped Marie's baby dragon which had somehow grown to gigantic proportions like one of a fully-grown dragon within a couple of seconds as he dropped down the plot hole.

"Damn you, wench! Bromine, attack that pathetic slut who I have had the misfortune to become her twin sister!" With that, a larger, brownish-red dragon dropped down yet another plot hole and began to tangle with Mercury.

"I was meant to be the rightful heir to the Fortuna fortune!" howled Mehnet as she threw spears at her sister.

"You slut! You're not even supposed to be my twin sister!" screamed back Marie as she fired away at Mehnet with her AK 47.

"I was wondering how on earth we even became sisters!" roared Mehnet as she dropped mustard gas on Marie. Then again, as Marie had healing powers that made her immune to all attacks, she was unscathed.

"I won't give up till I avenge my parents' deaths and you die!" cried Marie as she dropped an atomic bomb on Mehnet(1). Unfortunately, Marie seemed to have forgotten that Mehnet too was as perfect as her and was born with regenerating powers, much like the mutant Sinister in X-Men(2) and so even though Mehnet was blown to bits her particles managed to rejoin and heal together to form Mehnet. Yes, even though she was vapourized.

All around them, plot holes opened up and dropped down more and more items on top of each other as Marie and Mehnet summoned boulders, lightning, thunder, storm clouds, angels, encyclopedias, dictionaries, textbooks, drawers, grand pianos, grandfather clocks, watermelons, durians, jackfruits, houses, planets, tectonic plates, continents from another dimension, pencil cases, pigs, cows, sheep, cattle, salmon, tuna and what not. They hurled fire, water, shadows, light, jellies, candies, chocolates, cookies and cream pies at each other. In the background, there was a large dust cloud forming as all the canon characters in Yu-Gi-Oh were fighting over the Mary Sues. In other words, all hell had already broken loose.

Yet the problem was, as they were both so perfect, neither of them could actually win. Finally, the end of the chaos was heralded by Anzu, who dropped from the sky in a parachute, holding a golden shoebox which had funny symbols and a black onyx jewel, and yelled:

"MILLENIUM PLOT HOLE SHOEBOX! TAKE MEHNET AND MARIE AWAY!" At that precise moment, the shoebox glowed brightly and underneath Marie and Mehnet, two plotholes were formed, them being labeled Fred(3) and George(4) and they disappeared, and Anzu too was sucked into another plothole, along with Marik ,Bakura and the black jet, who weren't needed in this chapter any longer.

Once again, the skies cleared and the sky was blue and there were white fluffy cotton candy clouds in the sky.

At that point, Yami noticed that his Marie was missing, and howled to the skies:

"Marie, my beloved queen, where are you?!?!?!?"

While all this was happening, Marie found herself dropped into a small, dark dingy cell, while Mehnet was once again seated gracefully in front of the large screen in her room, watching her twin sister.

"Well, well, dearest sister," she mused. "Looks like it's time to claim back what is rightfully mine. And…" Mehnet trailed off and glanced at Anzu.

"Time to give my poor stupid idiotic dumb unwise rash reckless friendship freak of a minion what she truly deserves."

Glossary and Terms

1: I hope nobody minds my choice of weapon. It was just meant to demonstrate how perfect Mary Sues are.

2: No joking here! Sinister can regenerate himself even though Cyclops blasted him completely with his eyebeams at 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 watts per second. Freaky.

3 & 4: Not only am I reprising George the plot hole here, I am also dubbing its twin Fred in honour of Harry Potter and one of the deceased twin Weasleys. I forgot which one was it though.

5: Sorry, no LittleKuriboh quotes here for the day.

OMG!1!!1!!! Wut on earf will happun to poor Marie?!?!?! Stay tooned!

….Okay. That was intentional. Not really what I meant to do, but I couldn't bring myself to write this entire chapter using wrong spelling and grammar, but it got the better of me. So it made a guest appearance in my closing words.

One of the chapters which I actually enjoyed writing due to the chaos. Now I have to sign off and leave you to be until after Christmas Eve so my brother can get his fix of computer games on my computer… sigh

Please leave a review, and Merry Christmas! XD -hands out gingerbread cookies for everyone-