This will be my final chapter for the fanfiction. Thanks to all the reviewers who reviewed my story – you guys rock! -hands out gingerbread cookies-

It took me some time to write up this chapter, so please forgive me for the delay.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything related to it. That's it.

A Dummy's Guide to Mary Sues

Mary Sue fictions sometimes have severe deterioration of spelling and occasionally grammar.

Mehnet paced up and down the dark, damp corridors of the dungeons beneath her rooms, anxiously waiting for news from her transfigured minion (formerly known as Anzu) above ground. She had sent Anzu out for a date with Yami, and knowing that she was now transfigured into a Canon Sue(1), she knew Anzu wouldn't have any problems with seducing the Yami that her twin sister Marie loved so much.

If only that moron of an idiot would fing hurry up! She cursed mentally, her pacing steadily becoming more and more frantic. Every five minutes, she'd check on the small camera that she kept in her palm. Then again, as she was a Villain Sue, she never, ever did break out into a sweat. Then, there was a slight beeping noise.

Mehnet blinked and glanced very briefly at the camera, taking only a millisecond. Regular people wouldn't have been able to look at the details properly, but as Mehnet was perfect, she herself could. Framed in the metallic frame of Mehnet's jeweled digital camera was a picture of Anzu and Yami kissing, Yami evidently disgusted and trying to push Anzu away. It didn't matter much. Mehnet could always pass it off as Yami being delightedly surprised.

"Hey, Marianne!" sing-songed Mehnet as she danced her way to her twin sister's cell. With a devious yet sexy smirk she unlocked the door with all due grace that was required of her.

Huddled in the corner was Marie, evidently crying. In spite of the fact that she hadn't bathed for three weeks straight, she still looked as gorgeous as she ever was, and the bruises on her back on enhanced her beauty. Even in captivity Marie was beautiful. In fact, time and time again Mehnet had to lock up Marik and Bakura because the two of them were so charmed by Marie that they kept trying to sneak her out for some fresh air and dates and gingerbread houses and Spongebob Squarepants (2). Which irritated Mehnet to no end, of course. Eventually, Marik and Bakura were so smitted by Marie (despite the fact that they were supposedly smitten with Mehnet), they tried to have her escape. So Mehnet dropped them down two different plot holes to Candyland and ChocoIsland so they could be chased by giant candy sticks, big chocolate swans and evil lollipops which oddly resemble Tobi (3) gone high on sugar(4).

"What?" hissed Marie venomously, for once showing her not-so-pretty side.

"Look! See how much you loved Yami, and what he has done!" With that, Mehnet shoved the camera right at Marie's face, smirking as she did so. Marie paled and stared at Mehnet.

"It's a trick," she said, her eyes suddenly brimming with tears.

"Nope, it isn't." With that, Mehnet left the cell and locked the door with an ominous "click", leaving a thoroughly devastated Marie behind.

Mary Sues often have two possible endings: one is to live happily ever after while the latter is to die of a broken heart and be discovered by the one that the Mary Sue loves

For a fuuw breef momunts, dere woz nuffin but silens, except 4 Maire's soft sobs. Then, as she beegand 2 reeahlize herr sittuasion, sumfing in her gav weii and shee felll 2 da grund, sohfly sobbeeng. Her mouf opunnd wrdlessleey, halpless and sad. Her ayes slowly began to clos, and she murmoored:

"Yami… y?"

And den she died (OMG).

(Okay, spelling switch back)

At that particular moment, Yami and the others dropped down from a plot hole in the ceiling, dog piling into another heap.

"Dammit, get off me, Joey!" snapped Yami, struggling to be freed.

"That's moneybags ya talking about!"

"SHUT UP! Can't you see Marie's dead?" shouted Yugi. By some miracle, Yami managed to ghost out of the pile and run to Marie's side. He stared at her, dead and lifeless, yet still so gorgeous and divine.

"Kinda pleased to see her dead, aren't you?" Everyone's heads snapped to Mehnet, who was leaning against the door. Yami glared at her, though Mehnet seemed oblivious to the fact.

He's undressing me with his eyes, Mehnet thought. I wonder if he likes what he sees.

"Damn you, bitch! You killed my Marie! MIND CRUSH!"

"Uh, Yami? You can't mind crush everyone you see," pointed out Yami.

"Shut up!" shouted Yami, consumed by his grief and despair. There was a shriek from the other end of the room, and one saw Mehnet being consumed by a fiery flame, despite the fact that Yami was supposed to be mind crushing Mehnet, and not flaming her to death.

"NOO! I WON'T DIE I CAN'T DIE NOT UNTIL I'VE GOTTEN THE -"

"Okay, chop chop, let's go." In a blinding ray of light, a masked figure popped down, interrupting Mehnet's rant. This one was holding a pen.

"Oh, hey author! Nice meeting you," replied Mehnet with a smile.

"Dude, you're like dial-up in Australia man! Hurry up!(5)" With that, the masked figure slapped Mehnet, who "ouched" in return because the one who slapped her was the author, and authors could do whatever they liked to their characters, let them be Mary Sue or not Mary Sue.

"Okay! I WON'T DIE UNTIL I'VE GOTTEN THE INHERITANCE FROM MY FATHER'S WILL WHICHWASSTUPIDLEFTTOMYILLEGITIMATESISTER - "

"GOODNESS' SAKE JUST SHUT UP AND DIE!" With that, the masked person shoved Mehnet and the flames surrounding her into another plothole, which promptly closed up. The masked human turned to the others, who were staring at her with gaping mouths.

"You won't see her for quite some time, until - "

"LET ME OUT I NEED MY INHERITANCE BACK!" Mehnet's voice echoed through the wall.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MARY SUE!" the masked person bellowed back at the wall, which seemed to be the source of the sound.

With a bemused smile, the author bowed and disappeared in a flash of light, leaving just Yugi, Yami and the gang in the cell, with Yami holding Marie's lifeless body and tears streaming silently down his cheeks, mourning for his lost love.

Oh, and as for Anzu, the moment Marie died, she reverted back to her old self and was dropped down another plot hole to be stored until later use.

Glossary:

1: See previous chapter

2: Don't ask why Spongebob managed to make it into this series

3: Tobi is from Naruto and is the one who wears an orange lollipop mask. HE'S SOOO KAWAII!!! -squeals-

4: I've seen a picture of that on DeviantArt and it was traumatizing.

5: The previous three lines were from College Saga on YouTube. Best. YouTube. Video. Ever

And that was the last chapter of my guide. Hope you enjoyed reading it, and got a few good laughs. Can you spot the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged quotes? My final joke, I like to joke.

And please don't kill me for almost killing your eyes when I went ballistic on the spelling. Please?

Reviews are gladly welcomed, and until I decide to post another story, see you.