Title: Sweet & Sour
Characters:
Inuyasha & Myouga (platonic)
Rated: G
Word
Count: 100
Summary: Myouga's praises
are futile. Inspired by WillItWork.
SMACK! Inuyasha slaps his face and grumpily eyes the slightly squished parasite standing in his palm.
"Oi, Myouga-jiji!" he growls at his attacker. "Didn't I tell you to quit doing that?"
"But Inuyasha-sama!" Myouga cries reverently. Your blood is a delicacy no flea can ignore! The incredible sweetness of humans and the zesty tang of youkai mix together within your veins to form what might be the most pleasurable flav—IIIIEEEEEE!"
"I don't care how good it tastes!" the hanyou shouts, knowing that Myouga couldn't have been flicked very far. "Suck my blood again and I'll slice your lips off!"