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Ron gets it all!
Interviewer : Mr. Weasley, how do you feel after winning the war ?
Ron : Couldn't be more relived. Now I'll go back to eating regular meals. I've missed Bacon, I can tell you that!
Interviewer : How is your relationship with fellow mates, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger? There were rumors that you ran out on them?
Ron : Where do you get that stuff from? Harry and I have been pals since first year and I wouldn't have ever left him.
Interviewer : So the rumors are wrong? You were there the whole time?
Ron : I took a break in between. Went back to check on my family. They were missing me…couldn't take it any more without me.
Interviewer : And what about Miss Granger?
Ron : Now there's a brave girl. She and I did a lot this past summer. See this is between you and me right? We were alone in Grimmauld Place and I can tell you she's crazy about me, that one. Always groping me here and there. Even when we were camped up in the Woods. Couldn't keep her hands off!
Interviewer : Have you two gotten together?
Ron : Well, I'm really picky about the girls I want. Many are after me now that the war is over and I'm a Hero...But Hermione, couldn't wait a bit to be with me.Just jumped on me when we had an alone moment in the Chamber of Secrets. She's feisty, that one!