Mr. Cain, my Valentine ?
Characters/Pairings: DG/Cain Description: Cain tries to leave for his date...tries.
Rating: Strong T maybe M Warning: post mini series. Sweet and saucy. May cause gigglefest.
Disclaimer: Ugh, want Cain don't own him , not even the hat.

DG had arranged for Jeb to be her only bodyguard. She was shocked at how easy it was to convince them. Guess their just happy someone is showing me attention and not because they want the crown,at least I hope not she thought. As she walked to her room to get dressed she saw Cain come out of his room. In his tuxedo. His tight around the ass tuxedo. Does the man own pants that fit, gods she hoped not. She looked at him ,jaw dropped. She knew she was drooling. ' How about you ditch your date ,I ditch my date and we do the horizontal tango ? Gosh ,golly God hit you with the sexy stick - repeatedly. Women and probably some men need to stop whatever there doing and take a moment of silence and thank whatever god they believe that Wyatt Cain and his aura of hotness has graced the O.Z. Amen . She silently prayed.

Cain noticed her drooling over his ass. ' Wow Glitch and Raw were right she does look at my ass. Good thing I wear them one size too small . Enjoying the show , princess. This could be all yours if you want it. You just have to let me know you want.' He walked over to DG and wiped the drool from her mouth. " Wish me luck ,princess ."

" Guh, wha,mmm." was all the words she could form. Cain tried not to laugh. He looked at his son and nodded. Jeb was about to keel over from laughter. Cain started walking away smiling ' She wants me but does she love me ? I'm not ruining our friendship over sex , though it would be really great sex. I've seen her do yoga...she's flexible.' He looked back and saw her watching him leave. He grinned and finally left.

' Hate to see you go Mr. Tin Man , sir but love watching leave.' she said to herself. ' Let's have another Amen. Mhmm."

Jeb coughed , he was crismon in the face by now. ' How does my Dad do that ? He gets girls half his age swooning over him . Gotta be the pants.'

" Stop your Dad! Go stop him ! Bring him back, he forgot something!" DG yelled. Jeb although confused did as he was asked. He walked back with an equally confused Wyatt Cain.

" My son says you said I forgot something ?"

" Fedora." she squeaked. " You have more than one fedora ,no?"

Cain smiled. She was looking out for him. She cared. Cute. " I' m a cowboy ,of course I own more than one."

" Wait here." She went in his room and brought out a black fedora. She place it on his head. " Gals like a guy in a fedora. Trust me."

They were so close now. It was taking everything in him not to embrace her. He gulped. " I...I trust you."

Her resolve started to melt she started in for a kiss and Cain was more than willing to allow it but Jeb's cough interfered. Cain gave his son a relieved look. All their hard work almost went up in smoke because the tin man couldn't keep his libido in check. DG gave Jeb a look too but it was not of relief. Nope not even close. You do not stop a horny princess about to kiss her dream tin man and expect a happy face. No ,expect a face that was thinking evil payback and letting you know it.

Jeb squirmed and nervously said. " O...kay dad, bye now." He shooed his father off then came back to DG ."Okay princess let's get you ready for your date."

DG grunted. Date? Oh yeah, her date. She felt bad for this mystery guy, how could he possibly compare to Wyatt Cain.