Mr. Cain, my Valentine ?
Characters/Pairings: DG/Cain Description: Cain tries to convince DG she's his date Rating: Strong T maybe M Warning: post mini series. Sweet and saucy. May cause gigglefest.I warn ya.
Disclaimer: Ugh, want Cain don't own him , not even the hat.

DG sighed as she put on her black dress. It was sleeveless with short straps holding it together. It went down to her ankles. Visions of Cain in that tux , guh. She shook her head. ' Okay girl get your head out of the gutter. He's not an option. He's on a date ,your about to go on a date , finally. It's not fair to this hopeless sap that's in love with you if your thinking of 99 ways to undress a tuxedo clad tin man. This is your first date in a loooooooooong time. You need to get laid , badly. You actually have permission to stay out as long as you want. Are seriously gonna mess this up by thinking of Mr. Cain. This is your libido talking ' GET US LAID!'

" I CAN'T!" DG walked out of her room and looked at Jeb. " I have to cancel! "

" What !? Why?!" Jeb asked. ' Why couldn't she make this easy ? Wait he was talking about DG, when had DG ever made life easy.

" I'm in love with someone else."

" Who?" He secretly willed her to say his Dad. This would be end very badly if she fessed up to loving somebody else.

" Well...okay this is awkward umm it's your..."

" My dad."

" Yeah...wait ,how did you know ?"

Jeb smacked his face. ' She can not be serious. She is. Wow.' " A blind, deaf mute could see the attraction between you two."

" Do you think your dad could see it one day or does he really like this girl he's on a date with ?"

Jeb rubbed his forehead. ' How to answer this I know not.' " Uh, well. I could see him marrying this girl." ' If you ever actually go on this date...that is.'

DG's eyes saddened. " Oh . "

" Look go the date and let him down easy then we come back here and I'll help you chocolate." Jeb lied.

" Your right. This guy seems to have gone to a lot of trouble."

' You have no idea , DG.' Jeb sighed. " Can we go now."

" Yep."

They arrived at Cero's. It was empty. ' Wow this place looks like something from ' Gone With Wind.' ' DG fought the urge to do her best Scarlett impression of 'I ' ll never go hungry again..' She noticed rose petals leading a trail to the balcony. She looked at Jeb who pushed her forward.

" Go already.This guys waiting for you." He told her.

" Go and see if it's an axe murderer."

" Seriously."

" Please. I'm ordering you to."

Jeb grunted and went to the balcony. Cain looked confused. Jeb went over to him and whispered in his ear. " She wanted me to make sure you weren't an axe murderer. " He could feel his father laugh. " By the way you don't have to doubt if she loves you. She wasn't gonna come because she said she loved you. " He hugged his dad. He could hear his dad sniffling. Allergies , of course. Mhmm." Good luck dad. I'm happy for you."

Jeb went to fetch DG who wouldn't leave Jeb's side. Jeb ended up practically dragging her to the balcony. DG saw Cain . " Hi , Mr. Cain what are you doing here ? Did your date end early." She hoped." Where's my date ?"

Cain chuckled. " I'm your date."

" No your not."

" Yes I am."

" Nope your not. Jeb said you practically wanna marry your ...date."

Cain looked at Jeb who quickly headed out of the room saying " Have fun you guys. See you at the palace."

Cain walked over to DG and cupped her face in his hands. He gently kissed her lips. DG smiled and went wide eyed." Oh my Gods , your my valentine!"

" Yes I am.Thank you for finally believing me." Cain kissed her again and this time she kissed back.