Mr. Cain, my Valentine ?
Characters/Pairings: DG/Cain Description: ...ready for take off.
Rating: M Warning: post mini series. Sweet and saucy. Disclaimer: Ugh, want Cain don't own him , not even the hat.

They worked their way through the hotel finally reaching their hotel room. ' Whoa !' went her libido. ' This not even remotely a regular hotel, it's like the white house. He went all out! Shit , the pressure. We better make this guy cum repeatedly.'

" Wow. Ca- Wyatt, wow."

" Only the best for my Dottie. Look on the bed."

" Oh my Gods! Krispy Kreme! "

" Look inside the box." He said nervously.

She sat down on the bed and opened the box. A ruby ring was in it. She went pale and started hyperventilating. ' Crap woman pull it together! Not breathing is bad for this libido! Shit she's scared. We were so close to tin man sex...so close but know he had to be super romantic and buy her a ring.' DG ran into the bathroom. Cain was right behind, very worried. " DG , I'm sorry I thought ...I thought wrong."

" I don't deserve you."

"What?"

" I don't deserve a happy ending. Go find someone who didn't want to sleep with you the moment she met you. Go find someone who didn't check out your ass every moment she got even though she knew your wife could be alive. Find someone who didn't want to kiss you when you hugged them before the final battle. "

He caressed her hair. " Your human. You have needs. I wanted you back then too but I was too damn much of a gentleman to act. We both needed to get used to our new lives before making one together. I want a life with you. To make life with you. Father your children but only if your in love with me and want the same."

' He's smooth, damn. Say yes! We say yes Mr. Cain! We have an egg just waiting for your swimmers. 'screamed her libido." Your the only one I want to love me and I want kids with you but I don't de- "

"WE deserve THIS, yes we do. We deserve a way long over do happy ending." He kissed her lips. She put out her hand. He placed the ring on her finger. He picked her up in his arms and started towards the bed.

' Hold it ! We were promised a tin man sundae! You do not go on that bed without chocolate syrup and whipped cream! ' DG sighed. " Baby bring the whipped cream and the syrup. I kinda promised my libido a Wyatt Cain sundae."

He laid her on the bed and grabbed the whipped cream and syrup. ' We like DG's libido ,Wyatt. I think we're gonna get along just fine' Cain's libido told him. ' Ten years of no sex and you pick a young, flexible, yummy ,kinky princess. Bless you, you made a good choice. Bless this young Outer Zone princess, bless her.' He threw the food on the bed.

' He's gonna strip! Yep he's stripping! OM MY ! Someone takes his vitamins. Work the shirt off, oh yeah! Oh look at those arms, he works out. Yummy. I wonder if he tastes as good as he looks. Oh now the pants. Work your badass self! ' THUD! ' I've fallen and I can't get up. He's HUGE!!! I mean the tight pants hinted at it but crap it didn't do it justice. Sweet mother of fucks! That's gonna hurt but sooooooo worth it. I'm flailing ,mhmm.' DG took her dress and underwear off. She got the whip cream and motioned him forward.

' Dude she so wants you. Now go over there and whatever she wants you do. Even if it kills you. There are worse ways to die. Now me and the boys are gonna go find a nice egg to fertilize since you ain't getting any younger . You just enjoy making her cum, repeatedly. Have fun ,Tin man. You have earned this. Get ready boys he preparing for take off! Wheeee!!'

Wyatt got on the bed and inserted himself in her. She poured some of the whip cream on her breasts. He licked it up and continued to ride her. She then put the whip cream on his chest and moaned as she tried to lick it off. Good gods he tasted good. Sweet whipped cream and tin man salty sweat went well together. He grabbed and held her close as he felt his body start to cum. They both screamed as he released in her, the release spurred her orgasm and she clawed his back as she came. They collapsed in each others arms. Panting and tired they fell asleep holding each other.

The next morning DG opened her eyes and say her sleeping tin man next to her. " Best Valentine's ever." she nestled into his arms.

' When do we tell them we're pregnant.' said DG's libido. ' Let them sleep ,they'll figure it out soon.' responded his libido.

FIN... unless ppl want a sequel